The Fear of Commitment Has Real Consequences

 I am piling it on like West Virginia Drunken Narcolepsy that the Fear of Commitment has Real Consequences. It has Real Consequences as in Not Being a Responsible Son or Brother In Law or Better Yet, when it comes time to Replace Tony Barnhart, Keith Jackson and Beano Cook, the best you can do is Pull Up like a 2000's Hip Hop Star and Do Little Else along the way.

I feel that it is the Same College Radio Station having the Same 50 Year Old Weird Guy Calling about the Mid 1990's and to make it worse, the Poor College Freshman who barely made it to Campus has to hit the deck because She Heard the Tale From Her Mom and Aunts. Sadly, with Joseph Lombard and Jason Jacoby, both men are all that and the whole Bag of Chips, and not in a Good Way.

With Joseph Lombard, the consequences are Corporate, with NBCSN Pulling Tail a Year After His Arrest and as a Result, it makes Motorsports Coverage harder to find than it already is. With Jason Jacoby, instead of College Radio, he impersonates other YouTubers to win the Benefit of the Doubt on Dave Moody when his # is Banned and he can't have a Smartphone because he is So Creepy.

Sirius has to Pull Wise and Turn Jacoby Over to Law Enforcement ASAP. They know it is Not Danny B's Number and they know it is not Austin Ogonoski's Number. What is sadder is both Jacoby and Lombard would try to play Games like they are Backstreet Boys Career and by their Mid 40's, they'd be Bailees when a lot of their Peers Would Have Careers.

Careers, like we finally replaced Bob Jenkins and Benny Parsons. Both Men's Support Systems would have been shot and they'd try to latch on Moms or Young Women and they'd have too much. That is a Problem, and the Closest Thing that what Jason Jacoby wanted to do is William Byron, who's Won 2 Championships Touring, including a 3rd National, and 3 Rookie of the Years Before Cup.

Jason Jacoby would be the Danger of Being Bespoke, which I have Militantly Opposed for Reasons. We have more Careers in NASCAR and Auto Racing, although they are not necessarily Drivers, which I lament and regret, but, they are Careers and those Careers are Responsible for having to Promote the Drivers.

If this was a Corporate Radio Station, Jacoby would have been in Jail by now. He is Plunging Athens, and not only that, besides plunging Charities, he is Plunging 2 Different Schools Functions into Mud, and Georgia has to deal with P-P-Peeved Characters stealing their Money and Stolen Valor Left and Right to Begin With.