08042021 Commissioner's Classic

 Today, I'd have a Wild Card of Games, which include a Miracle Comeback, State Pride, the Lone Star State Championship, Miami (FL)-Arizona, and Alabama San Jose State

5 Indiana 0 0 14 14-28 13-41    1-0

  Tennessee 21 7 0 0-28 7-35     0-1

 Tennessee blowing a 28 Point Lead due to a Lack of Depth would not be shocking...

Oklahoma 0 7 0 0-7    0-1

Nebraska 7 0 7 0-14 1-0

Nebraska hanging their Hat on a State Pride Upset would be Upsetting.

Texas 7 0 0 0-7      0-1

Texas A and M 0 7 7 0-14 1-0

I am thinking Texas and Oklahoma are cashing out their Chips before the SEC.

3 Miami (FL) 7 0 0 6-13  0-1

 Arizona 0 8 8 0-16  1-0

Arizona breaks the Road Block to the Super Bowl

Alabama 7 8 0 6-21 7-28 0-1

San Jose State 14 0 7 0-21 13-34 1-0

San Jose State Scores the Upset!

STFU Max Caster!

 I don't dare want to veer PG-13 or R like a Houston Veer, but, Max Caster is the Example of being 30 Plus, a Pain in the Rear, and I feel ripping Simone Biles is a Bad Image!

These guys are Bad Men, and I mean Bad Men! Max Caster is like the Itchy and Scratchy Show of Pro Wrestling, when you have a Good Show, people flee and it is not the same show.

I feel Mr. Khan's Checkbook is getting a Major League Workout and trust me, Tony Khan, you don't want to be flexing your Checkbook!

Carolinaians hate Duke the Same Way Small Town Texans hate SMU. I feel that if Mox had to hit the Barry Switzer route, it would be a disaster.

I don't want to make the Armchair Economist route like I am a Strong Arm, which I am far, far, and too far from a Unitas, but, I would have cut Caster off after Renee Young howled at the Moon at them.

We Should Treat Crisises at National Government Hubs like Story A-1!

 Being desensitized to National Security for the Better Part of the 2000's and the Early Days of the 2010's and Teens has left us with having crisises being falling in the background! I am not in Washington DC, and heaven knows that Womanizers have left us with a Batman Beyond Behavior.

I feel if it wasn't left to Beaver, Crisises at National Government Hubs should, no would be Story A-1! I don't know if it is the Dilbert Principle of leaving Jobs Unfilled, or the Tara Principle where of having to run People Up to the Point that it wasn't in the Contract, but, I am not fond of having to bail everyone out.

China and Russia would make TERRIBLE Homecoming Dates, and I feel that the Values of a Gold Medal and Certain Young Women sadly are one in the Same. Other countries would pay their Gold Medal Winners more than the President of that Country.

We couldn't leave Jobs of that Magnitude to Anyone and I feel it would get worse if Biden had to go on and on with Replacements that would have No Business Getting the Government's Money.

The Wheels Off the Big XII's Bus are Falling Off, Falling Off, Falling Off.....

 With the Kansas Jayhawks dropping hints as Taller than the International Space Station in a Small Town Sky, and us Fans are not in a Stomach for a 4 Year Tour for Losing Out on the Big XII, I feel the wheels off the Big XII's Bus are Falling Off in a Big Way.

I would remedy this by wanting Pitt-Penn State, Border War, the Holy War Finals among others, but, that is not on the menu. Speaking of on the Menu, this would deter Notre Dame from the Big Ten for the time being and the imminence of it is Iowa State would be throwing themselves on the Next Available Bus to the Big Ten.

This is not funny and speaking of not funny, I would feel hurt and betrayed if we didn't have at least one NCAA Tournament Grade Matchup anywhere. And, this would deter a Conference Realignment Superday for another Time and Place.

I feel the War Games just over the Big XII losing it is unreal and it would cause a Trump Sized Battle over if the American or the Big East would break first.

08032021 Commissioner's Classic Games

  In Today's Commissioner's Classic Games, every one of these games are In State.

   Iowa 7 8 7 8-30 7-37    0-1

7 Iowa State 8 7 8 7-30 13-43 1-0

  TCU 0 0 0 0-0 0-1

2 SMU 7 16 3 2-28 1-0

20 Colorado 7 8 0 6-21 7-28 0-1

18 Colorado State 14 0 7 0-21 13-34 1-0

Utah 7 0 0 0-7 0-1

10 BYU 0 7 7 3-17 1-0

New Mexico 0 0 0 7-7 0-1

New Mexico State 7 0 7 0-14 1-0

Would Michael Jordan Chance His Brand on Kurt Busch?

 I feel that we'd get into the Late Model Phase of the Winston Cup Era and I feel would Michael Jordan really want to Chance his Brand on Kurt Busch? I feel MJ has not always been an astute Businessman and it would upset the Apple Cart big time.

I don't think we'd retire Kurt Busch yet, but, I am left to wonder about the Quanity #'s, especially if it is more Quantity than Rusty Wallace and less quality. We'd be down the Last Winston Era that would be active in Ryan Newman, and I'd think Kevin Harvick would be burning the Midnight Oil before he is a Tony Stewart.

The tangled web of Kurt Busch being a Jordan would not help. If it was Denny Hamlin being an Owner Driver and Kurt Busch having to tangle up where Harrison Burton would have gone, it would be a long 2 Years.

There Will Still Be a Further Remaking of Late Model Stock Car Racing!

 I feel anxious that there Still Be a Further Remaking of Late Model Stock Car Racing! I feel the answer for the ARCA Brand should have been a 5 in 1 like the Dan Ryan in Chicago, not a 3 in 1. 

What Ron Hornaday,Jr. said is don't give people Free Beer and Food and they wouldn't come. It is not necessarily having to give Free Beer and Food on the 4th of July, but, it doesn't help that I'd rather talk about Frank Kimmel Numbers or having Target or McDonald's come at will to Sponsor.

I'd probably think that NHRA Officials and Membership would want Sarge to be Spiderman rather than Tony Schumacher going for Nothing as a Full Time Racer. To be frank, a lot of the Late Model Waves like Before, even in the interim time between the ASA and the Southern Super Series and CARS Late Model Tours where closer to Jeff Gordon than that of Tony Stewart.

I do not like or associate being the 24 like I was a Fan Boy, because I would rather'd have the Pontiac or Guys like my Dad or Grandpa. I've said I'd rather'd be a Toyota before I'd be another Nonprofit, but, being a Toyota would drain me and the culture around me from nowhere.

I am Kara Number in Softball Age Back Home and I still don't have Take Me to the Movie Friends. I'd always say "If I Was Your General Manager" like I would actually be harder on someone who'd leave an Empty Checkbook and a Heavy Repair Bill and No Interest in Repairing My Cars.

I'd think NASCAR has to look at Late Model Stock Car Racing as a Development Zone, and if its Year 4 and the Same Old Indy Lights/Toyota Atlantic Numbers and Everyone Under 18 hogging the Star Cars, I'd think either Temperance (ARCA Home Office) would have less of a role or Daytona Beach would have more of a say.

It would definitely not have Year 5 and the Same Old Same, because there is no way ARCA is mistreated like an Earthly NASCAR Heat Game. There is no Frank Kimmel, Mike Eddy, or Bob Senneker, and if I was Buying Tickets, or at least trying to make a Run, there'd have to be an Austin Theriault Clinch By Date.

If you can't get jacked up about the Prairie Meadows, that is a Cultural Issue. I wouldn't want to see another Track that is Paved Built in My State without recurring interest in the Prairie Meadows or their Equal being forgotten due to disinterest.