Thursday, April 9, 2020

Could Scott McLaughlin Be Penske's Burrow?

As an Ohioan By Birth Certificate, Roger Penske would not want to let the one that got away get away on accident, even, like Joe Burrow for LSU and the pretense he became Seneca Wallace or Vince Young. But, Scott McLaughlin would be likelier to be in the Cup Scene if Brad K does not put up results and he gets trash like Edna K, Blaney's Track Record would be keeping cars in one piece, and Logano still being an Oil and Water Relationship. On the IndyCar Scene, Newgarden will wear out the 1, Power is both an Indianapolis 500 and IndyCar Season Champion, and Pagenaud's Shark Attack to the Borg Warner Trophy would stick through the Summer Heat.

But, what if we'd have a scenario where a Reputable F1 Organization would stick their neck out for Scott McLaughlin and Richie Crampton? When I mean reputable, I do not mean Guenter and his desecration of both the United States and Germany, and I don't mean Daddy's Cash Stroll wearing out the Back of the Grid!

I don't know if Pro Stock Car would need a Star Surge, but, it would be an immense learning curve. I don't think he'd hit the Mountains of Busch, where he'd easily be confused for Mike "Magic Shoes" McLaughlin, where he'd be New York State and Scott McLaughlin would be Oz.

It would not be the 24 mixing it up with Kurt Johnson and Bob Vandergriff,Jr. , or being along for the rises of Damon Hill and Michael Schumacher, or to be center in that scene. There would be no expectation that Scott McLaughlin would carry Lewis Hamilton or Sebastien Vettel's Baggage at Berlin or Maranello, respectively. If it meant replacing Jeg Coughlin,Jr. so Tanner Gray would replace Jason Line, then that would be its own scene.

The reality that hurts, is Scott McLaughlin could not white whale and white knight Williams from the Junkyard, like it was Kyle Petty and Dick Trickle as Full Time Teammates. We have gotten package mad before and safe to say, it has misfired.

The Battles for Seattle Changed The Continent For Better and For Worse

I feel like with SB Nations Chapter 3 of Seattle Mariners Baseball History, I would have gone off the handle for the Battles for Seattle in the 1990's that changed the continent for better and for worse starting with the Popular Culture earlier that decade.

I would have relished having an Atlanta-Seattle Interleague 2 Years Earlier, or 8 Years Earlier, but it would have taken the grandeur and the specialism of such a game out. I feel the raw guilt that such a series did not happen at the fact just as conversely, the Chicago White Sox won Home Field in 2000 only not to use it and the Chicago White Sox 5 Years Later had 3 Separate But Unrelated Glories, One in the Summer (August 1st) and 2 in that World Series, one to win at home and the other to unrail an unlikely pennant at the Infamous Crazy Train in now its 2nd Generation, and the Montreal Expos having the bruising indignity never to come back, have Washington steal their Image and Complain Bitterly at Surreal Pennants as their World Class has been long gone.

I would have liked to be told more about World Leaders anything but Warm Welcome in the Emerald City, the fact that during a World Series Game, it went to Extras in Olympia and the Olympia Dome to approve the current day T-Mobile Park, originally Safeco Field, and the maniac scenes that grew from 1996-2001, only falling in the same place they where before.


Is Sim Racing Too Serious or Are You Not Taking it Seriously Enough?

I feel like we need a Bob Varsha, Bob Frey, Bob Jenkins or even a Bob Ley right now more than a Beer or an Adult that is not a pig. I find that the mannerisms of Sim Racing, I find that taking it seriously enough when your paid to Full Fuel Auto Race is a real issue.

It is a real issue when you'd rage quit, and it does not do any favors if you don't zombie focus like you where locked in on Practice. I really, really hate to be David Stern here, but, we are overexposing Atlanta, Texas and Bristol before we got the chance to do their analog equals any justice.

This is a narcolepsy in more than one way. I would feel that for starters, our Career Ironman (Clint Bowyer), is lost in Stewart Haas, and I feel that Scott McLaughlin would rally into IndyCar or the Cup Series full time. What iRacing would do besides make stars, would make the Rumor Mill an All You Can Eat Buffet.

I feel like with most people working from home, it is a scenario where you are a worse employee when you get back on site and we'd have to loot silly the bench to the point it is not silly. We'd see economic runs on Lingerie, heaven forbid, and this is a family or kinda family site, but, we don't see the fabric person or the truck driver recriprocating.

I don't think I would pull a series into existance quicker than Lady Gaga or Her Poker Face, but, there'd have to be stipulations if we pulled a Stock vs. Stock Series to account for Mello Yello Drag Racing Series and Cup Series Points and not just to pray-starve out of a Quagmire of our making or doings.

There would have to be better ways to handle a Series or a Consolidator Series than just pulling it out of thin air.

Wednesday, April 8, 2020

Conference Championship Week of 12-17-2020 and Playoff Field

AAC Championship

3 Cincinnati 0 7 0 0-7
1 SMU        17 0 7 3-27

CFB Independent Championship

4 UMass    0 7 7 0-14
3 Dixie State 7 0 0 0-7

Playoff Field

1 Missouri
2 Jackson State
3 Northern Iowa
4 SMU
5 California
6 UNLV
7 UTEP
8 Hampton
9 Richmond
10 Tennessee State
11 E. Tennessee State
12 Houston Baptist
13 Drake
14 Texas State
15 Duke
16 Kansas
17 Miami (OH)
18 Idaho
19 Bucknell
20 Rutgers
21 UMass
22 NC Central
23 Long Island
24 Harvard
25 Iowa State
26 Minnesota
27 Sacramento State
28 Arkansas
29 E. Michigan
30 Colorado
31 N. Mexico
32 Marshall

Next Up.. The Playoff Field of 32

It would be 28 Days at the Earliest before Donny Schatz would win World of Outlaws Race Win #300

I feel that in my Public Service Announcements of Free Advice and Acheivements, it would be 28 Days at the Earliest before Donny Schatz would win World of Outlaws Race Win #300. We don't have Home Run Records to literally trot out and I would feel like this would be of National Acheivement.

This would be the Homer The Great where we would need Sports, and it would be the first big acheivement after the Virus. I feel like that we would need achievements more than Empty Hype because I want to have achievements.


Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Why not an Indianapolis to Indianapolis IndyCar Championship?

I feel like this is counter and potentially, for nothing, why not have an Indianapolis to Indianapolis World Championship so that we'd have an IndyCar Race this Network TV Season? I feel like deep down, I am so eager and mad that I would want to see IRP do the start of the Season.

I find that it would be a good experiment to kick around, like NHRA does Pomona to Pomona for each season. I wouldn't want to be talking WWF at my Camp or the Cubs unless it just soaked the air I breathed and then some.

This would only be a concept, and I know I lost and not happy about not having the Indianapolis 500 be proper Taps and being that we already have an Atlanta Start and I am not happy for it, and I am not happy for Long Beach not being the USGP, I would feel like wanting to see Analog Full Fuel Runs at some point.

Brock Lesnar would be the James Brown and Bob Dylan of the Fight World

Brock Lesnar would be the James Brown and the Bob Dylan of the Fight World, and he'd be James Brown in the fact he'd always get his Gold and Bob Dylan in letting all the other loonies ruin the University of Minnesota, and instead of risking a Decade in Prison on Labor Day, the relationships with the Fight Commissions and Lesnar are broken.

There has never been anything tidy with Brock Lesnar's Career and Life. He's always been the guy you'd love to hate, especially with University of Iowa People swearing up and down that he ruined their Silver Brass of 25 Conference Championships.

He was drafted a Minnesota Viking and went to Training Camp and Played Preseason Games as a Minnesota Viking, but, he was too good at being a Tackler for the Vikings. (Or so the story goes.)

I really think if he has All Elite Wrestling in his cards, the tables would turn on the WWE and the Federation still has uninspiring roster, even in this dead stop of a period, and to top it all off, his reported arrest for jumping Vince McMahon in an uncouth Wrestlemania, even for itself, proves he has a broken relationship with fight commissions.

This is not Stan Hansen broken relationships that made its way to the School Playgrounds and the running joke there was him finding a federation until Vince McMahon would buy it out and Jeff Jarrett, who became the first real World Champion in relative summary where the summary of reigns became out of hand and unprecedented.

This is Brock Lesnar, who burnt every bridge with Dana White and couldn't even be troubled to defend his belt unless it was a Pay Per View in his 3rd Stint with the Federation. I doubt there will be a 4th Stint in the Tank.

Stock Car Challenge Anderson 400 Finishing Order

 1 (26) 35-Riley Herbst          25        1423 2 (27) 26-Bubba Pollard           16     1361 3 (29) 21-Josh Berry                14  3800 4...