Thursday, April 9, 2020

Could Scott McLaughlin Be Penske's Burrow?

As an Ohioan By Birth Certificate, Roger Penske would not want to let the one that got away get away on accident, even, like Joe Burrow for LSU and the pretense he became Seneca Wallace or Vince Young. But, Scott McLaughlin would be likelier to be in the Cup Scene if Brad K does not put up results and he gets trash like Edna K, Blaney's Track Record would be keeping cars in one piece, and Logano still being an Oil and Water Relationship. On the IndyCar Scene, Newgarden will wear out the 1, Power is both an Indianapolis 500 and IndyCar Season Champion, and Pagenaud's Shark Attack to the Borg Warner Trophy would stick through the Summer Heat.

But, what if we'd have a scenario where a Reputable F1 Organization would stick their neck out for Scott McLaughlin and Richie Crampton? When I mean reputable, I do not mean Guenter and his desecration of both the United States and Germany, and I don't mean Daddy's Cash Stroll wearing out the Back of the Grid!

I don't know if Pro Stock Car would need a Star Surge, but, it would be an immense learning curve. I don't think he'd hit the Mountains of Busch, where he'd easily be confused for Mike "Magic Shoes" McLaughlin, where he'd be New York State and Scott McLaughlin would be Oz.

It would not be the 24 mixing it up with Kurt Johnson and Bob Vandergriff,Jr. , or being along for the rises of Damon Hill and Michael Schumacher, or to be center in that scene. There would be no expectation that Scott McLaughlin would carry Lewis Hamilton or Sebastien Vettel's Baggage at Berlin or Maranello, respectively. If it meant replacing Jeg Coughlin,Jr. so Tanner Gray would replace Jason Line, then that would be its own scene.

The reality that hurts, is Scott McLaughlin could not white whale and white knight Williams from the Junkyard, like it was Kyle Petty and Dick Trickle as Full Time Teammates. We have gotten package mad before and safe to say, it has misfired.

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