We Would Need Another Shocker at the All Star Race!

 I'd feel one of the more annoying necessities is having to need another shocker at the All Star Race, which is the more recriminally forgotten of Michael Waltrip's Major Wins. Would it have been different if Johnny Benson,Jr. transferred from Stock Car Star to Winston Cup Star?

I'd feel no one wants to see Kyle Larson turn into Superman and Lex Luthor when no one wanted it. Denny Hamlin still is the Morgan Shepherd Points Leader, and that was in the middle of 2 Different Years with No Wins.

I'd be itchy to admit it that the Rain Race would have actually benefited Sonoma as opposed to Austin. In 3 Weeks, we've had most Calendar Years Natural Terrain Road Courses and I'd think my fellow NASCAR and Stock Car Fans would get worn out by Hindsight, Californians becoming Texans, among other States with Crippling Population Losses, when we know we need Hollywood Celebrities Again and True Texans worth their salt would defend their territory rather than play with it, and Remarking Road Courses as Natural Terrain, Roval, or Street Circuit.

I'd think actually, we'd need to get to 200 Cup Series Winners, and we'd have these 1965 Ford Cycles Before and the Sport Paid Immensely for them. I don't think it would spin out 5 Time Run at the expense of his Fellow Young Guns, but, after 5 In A Row,  we've had 9 Cup Series Champions, and 7 of those being First Time Champions.

I wouldn't want to see Kyle Larson Saiyanize Kentucky like it was Indianapolis. He would raise hackles in our Schools if he won Tipton, but, not Eldora. He already wins all the Knoxville Weeklies, but, doesn't steal the majors.

We'd be Open to Diversity, but not Open to Ethics. We are the type who'd win by the Rules and with the Rules of the Road, and we'd let All Time Greats Hear That and Then Some. Another Shocker, which is definitely my way of saying "Thriller" because I'd hate Michael Jackson worse than Kurt Cobain or Justin Timberlake even, even though JRT is the Only One that's here on Earth, would be necessary.

We'd have to nudge Denny Hamlin into being an Owner Driver, we'd have to nudge Matt DiBenedetto into his Maiden Merit All Star Race, we'd have to nudge the All Star Build Out to the Coca Cola 600 Again, and that wouldn't necessarily satisfy "Big Daddy" Don Garlits, but, amid other things, Pocono would have nowhere to run like that REO Speedwagon Song if Chicago and Nashville City Limits, if not Gateway, heat up, and I do not want Gateway to be an Aunt Selma and I'd wish they'd build Superspeedways Closer to the Milwaukee, Springfield, Du Quion, or Syracuse Miles to counter this Mile and a Half Nonsense.