Atlanta Falcons Secret Base Review: Breaking That 70's Show

 The Atlanta Falcons had a Nasty, Nasty Habit of Hiring and at Times, Rehiring Head Coaches or Football Figures from the 1970's. The Ryan Years have became a Lightning in A Jar Scenario, except, the Football Gods where not bashful on Punishing.

And, punishing, they where. It would go both ways, especially when they had their 1st Winning Seasons Back to Back in Team History (2008 and 2009) and the First Back to Back Playoff Seasons in Playoff History (2010 and 2011, especially when it was the most Statistically Infuriating Years in NFL History) or, having to clench some not so Sweet Emotions in 2012, especially when everyone in the City of Atlanta was jacked up on hating Ray Lewis and whaling the Baltimore Ravens in Super Bowl XLVII.

The 2010-2012 Seasons where both Fools Gold and Who Framed Roger Rabbit at the Same Time, even without Dick Tracy Detective Work. What became a Running Joke, was having to say the Loud Part Quiet and the Quiet Part Loud like Krusty the Klown, except, you couldn't undo it.

Most of those results where Klutzy and Harmless. But, what was not so harmless was how the Holder (Carolina Football Panthers) came up and messed up history as both Atlanta and Carolina are the only NFL/NFC Era Teams without a Championship at any time. Beavis and Holder would not exist at any other time, but, hey, it was the 2010's and having a uniquely 2010's Platitude of Beavis (Atlanta), Butthead (New Orleans), Holder (Carolina) and Bay (Tampa Bay) exist even though all four coexisted for the variant of 1 Quarter in 2011.

The end of the episode was mindlessly writing the Beginning of the End of the Long Winded The Pack is Back Years the Wisconsin Man and his Family didn't always enjoy, and I feel that they'd explore the 28-3 Collapse that made Atlanta a Cultural and Pop Cultural Mockery, especially when I am angrier about that loss more than my Own Loss in Super Bowl XXVI, and boy howdy, that was not Caramel, other than chronically cleaning up Bubble Gum Splats people got in a habit of splatting without a care in the World.

Trevor Bauer and The Incel Movement Are Dangerous

 Trevor Bauer is responsible for most Modern Young Single Males Behavior, especially if it is Doubling Down on the Scoring and when they are not happy in not getting their Scoring, they'd resort to Violence. I feel that MLB had to resort to keep Suspending Trevor Bauer and it would have been fire to the Western Labor Day had he been allowed to be reinstated.

Trevor Bauer grabs and punches Women in their Sensitive Area, and I'd change the Word to keep appeasing the bandwidth without having to tick the Bandwidth Off. Women's Crisis or Women's Buildings can't always Work From Home and there are Women's Buildings for a Real Reason.

I'd be guilty of being lured in like a Loyal Butters, but, Manhood and Entitlement don't mix. We would miss out on Great In-Laws on both Manhood and Entitlement and the fact is People would be asking NOT GOOD! Questions on the Pacific Coast on Game 163 after it ends in a Dodgers Loss!

It would take something more unbelievable to have a Nastier Dodgers Meltdown and then the Play In Play Off just to make the Playoffs. We would have had questions and uncivility if the Dodgers and or the Astros came to Dyersville and I would have gotten a kick out of the Baseball Rangers lassoing North, but it wouldn't be the Same Story.

Trevor Bauer will resort to Violence and that is the Problem. The problem is his behavior is worsened from his Hypercompetitiveness and his Sexual Behavior.

The Dean of Sports is Getting Unplugged For Good!

 I am not in a Mood over Why The Deans of Sports are Getting Unplugged For Good, and Not in a Good Way, especially when I'd say Sideshow Cecil's "One Minute Past Sunrise, To Be Precise" in Spanish, albeit a Hurried Spanish, in The Simpsons "Brother From A Different Series".

It is the End of Summer and Real People are Broken. I do not and will not condone a Fox News Legacy breaking open a Jukebox Hero President, except we'd portray our President like an Angrier Principal Skinner.

The anger is Genuine and when I feel that our Sports Deans Got Unplugged For Good, it is Not Good. I feel like it is trying to disguise a Serious Problem as a Bad Joke. That is the PG-13 Story and the Real Story is Just Too Much!

It is too much that we can't find a 38 Year Old or a 41 Year Old to Fill the Big Shoes of the Dean of Sports. The whole purpose of a Rivalry is to Hate the Other Side's Culture and their Colors.

We'd know we'd be screwed when it is the School Band Playing the Jadakiss or the Fabolous Song and they are reminding you it is Garbage Time. It hurts the Body, Mind, and Soul that there are more Whiners than Wine Country and less Winners than Neil Bonnett.

I can't necessarily take why UT is Not Having a James Street, Earl Campbell, Vince Young, and Ricky Williams Styled Main Man and I'd feel that it is not good an Angry Ohio State Buckeyes are compensating for Other Powerhouses Failures.

Major Open Wheel Will Be Having American Money and an American Base!

 I feel that Major Open Wheel will be having both American Money and an American Base! What I would feel is going around is Mazepin and His Deadbeat Dad is trying to piss off the State Department worse than the Saudis holding WWE Wrestlers with trying to buy Haas F1 and to make it worse, we are stuck with antipathy with British Formula One with McLaren having their Fun and Williams hanging on!

I feel that we would have to Power the World's Economy and Money and that would be a Dale Jr. Reflex. I don't like to admit that, but, it is true. I'd really want Andretti to be Formula One's American Hero badly and I feel that it is badly.

I do not like Haas and the tired trope of Stewart Haas is they are a Better Bahari and they can't do Pit Stops Well. I feel that having both American Money and an American Base would be a Necessary Evil because if I'd wanted to see Floorboards Breaking, I'd want a Swamp Rat.

I'd rather have the Swamp Rat more than the Dallara! The Dallara Hating Trope has been Longer and Older than South Park! I am thinking it would be a Nightmare Trying to Tell the Williams or the McLaren Story as a Museum and not as a De Facto Racing Team.

We Can't Stick to Sports if there are Real Problems!

 I feel that by or long before the time the Baby Boomlet either hits Student Body Left or other areas in our Pop Culture,  we can't stick to Sports if there are real problems! When I mean real, I'd mean the root of them are either Women, Drugs, or Both.

I'd feel that the 2021 "Stick to Sports" Problems are affecting Sports itself. We wouldn't have Tom Brady playing in 5 Years, and we'd have NFL Expansion in 5 Years or Less. We can't have Antonio Brown, Colin Kaepernick, and Deshaun Watson conning the Poor, and that is what they are doing.

You can't "Stick to Sports" if Rush Propst is part of your Past Timeline. As a Football Man, Rush Propst would be excellent, like a Paul Brown, but, how he'd treat people would prove he's finished.

No one would want or like to take their Medicine this deep in a Pandemic, but, I do not write this post as a Joke or a Farce. If your taking up Space, other problems do ensue and they aren't good problems. I feel that a lot of things are "Saved By The Bell" when I am mad that I want The Tara back again.

The former changes how and why we'd raise our Kids and I am not a Father or Husband, but, I feel that the Criminal Dependency of these Problem Men are a Problem. It only encourages or eggs on Prison Overcrowding.

The 200 Billion Dollar Pyramid!

 I feel my State and its Flagship University is losing the 200 Billion Dollar Pyramid! People have no idea how far the Train has Flown off the Rails and to make it worse, I do not condone Vandalism or Criminal Commissions.

For everyone that is lost, missing or missed, I would feel that we'd not have a decent energy here at home. The first thing we'd go off on every Summer is to Go Off! That is not good and I feel that we'd have a Governor who'd brush off a Martin and Malcolm Charge like No Biggie.

It's hard to get Jobs when the People are Flying off the Handle! It is harder to get Jobs when the Worst of the Worst is Not Under Control! I don't feel happy that most people would ignore their Local History.

No one wants Careless Losses and Careless Losses cost Big Money. It is dangerous and most people would have an Interest in Caring, and those who are taking advantage of it is making it all worse.

Let's Restore the ARCA Independent's Spirit!

 I feel that I want to see the ARCA Independent's Spirit be restored again! I feel a big part of that restoration would be having an Independent Stock Car Late Model Series. I am wanting at least not only Eastern Iowa Tracks, but, Eastern Iowa Teams and Eastern Iowa Jobs on top of it.

It would benefit Eastern Iowa Schools and lend Eastern Iowa a beneficial sense of Positive Self Esteem. I don't necessarily want to make it all about Home, because I don't want to be Home all the time, but, I feel other people would want to make it about their Home.

If we wanted everything to be about Home, we'd have the biggest Stand Alone Indy Lights or Atlantic Race in History in Eastern Iowa. A lot of the XFinity and Truck Series baseline was borrowed from the Indy Lights and Toyota Atlantic Series.

I'd really want to keep the Toyota Jobs in Eastern Iowa and I am sure none of them want to be Non-Profits. I'd rather be a Target Man than a Nonprofit and I'd be kicking and screaming if I was a Nonprofit, or being Little House on the Prairie without any returns or expectations.

If we had an Independent ARCA Equal to the Deery Brothers Summer Series, which is Eastern Iowa, too, we'd have a positive opinion of Stock Cars rather than have it forced on us because of the CART-IRL Split, or worse, a Lifestyle forced on us.