Wednesday, December 18, 2019

The USC 8 is Unmasked as the Programs Significantly Above USC

Greetings, I feel like other than having Iowa's "I Voted" Party to be the Biggest this side of Oregon, and this time of year comes down worse than a Wet Blanket in Eastern Iowa Media, which happens to be icier and snowier, too, I feel just fighting USC left and right without any returns adds jack to Iowa's Good Image in the American West.

The programs, Toledo, Troy, Bowling Green, UMass, Tulane, Georgia State, Miami (OH), and Northern Illinois are outlapping USC on this 1st National Signing Day. I hate to put it this way and delicately, but, here is the roadmap of these 8 Programs:

2 Actual Analog Playoff Champions in Lower Levels of College Football: UMass and Troy

3 Of My Prior National Champions I've Crowned Personally: Toledo, Northern Illinois and Tulane, the same Tulane that started me down this Playoff Movement in 1999. (It being both an Outgrowth and an Outburst, which my origin story of that is not all fit in the Family Show Box or Kinda Family Show Box w/o a different number of recriminations)

Program that Upset the Bowl Scene: Bowling Green, for Upsetting The "Stop The World For" NIU from a Bowl Game

Program that is in my 2019 National Championship of College Football : Miami (OH), The Cradle of Coaches

and,

The Program that saw to the Angriest Upset Champion: Georgia State, Who was part of Iowa State's Angry Upset.

Yes, 7 of those 8 where around or even in shop in 2007. Georgia State still didn't have a program, but, they had Ludacris and Lefty Drizzell for the bitterest.

There should be no reason a Giant should be leveled to the bones in a "Beg For Mercy" Post. Toledo is already not going to play until next Labor Day and they should almost be the ones in San Diego County, too. For as much as I'd want to bury Nebraska, Oklahoma and Florida State with South Carolina and Auburn, there is no joy in Fall City where 6 Figure Arrests keep you from a Bowl, Lincoln Riley is rediscovering the Older Ways of Sooner Football, and I'd be tempting the End of Season Fire in Tallahassee at another time and place.

Nobody at the University of Southern California is holding their own or acting accountable. This makes the American West from both directions look Minor and Worse. If Northern Iowa kicked USC in True Freshman Recruiting, I would have as many disses as Eminem's "Cannons for Nick" in 16.

Other than doing the right thing as in NOT hiring Urban "Decay" Meyer, I've said your madcap Harry Potter Impersonator at Westwood is just as lame duck in Chip Kelly, and Kevin Sumlin ain't got a lot to swim when he's made a Heisman Candidate seem minor. Other than the Mid 1990s being the first big dent to the Superior USC Trojans and Women of Troy, the Burndown from January 2006 to October 2007 made the School Worse, and the fact they still are paying for St. Reggie is not an alternative fact.

Holding your own is not Ron Burgandy showing up for McGill of Montreal. No sir. It is being accountable for .O.J. Simpson's and Reggie Bush's Double Heismans at a different time and place and if we had anything like the National Rise 1960s and 1970s USC, we'd have to get real about LA Olympic Memorial Stadium being replaced, and had it been 2024, we'd be campaigning already.

What doesn't help is we can't dismiss USC's NCAA Hits and Other NCAA Hits like a Greek Hex like how John Lassiter made Toy Story 3 Uncomfortably Relatable and Toy Story 4 Uncomfortably Millenial.

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