The USC of the South is Burning USC

 I can't help but notice that the USC of the South keeps burning Actual USC and that is a problem. Lane Kiffin, if he was not dismissed in the matter he was in South Central, he'd be leading the Men and Women of Troy into NCAA Hot Water.

It is not quite how the WCW Big Gold Signature Belt found its way to "Malcolm in the Middle"'s Plotline, but it is uncomfortable. USC needed an actual, no nonsense 1st Time Head Coach in College Football that would have Restarted the West.

But, no.

Actually, Ole Miss is stealing off of Southern California because there is no reason right now to Play for Los Angeles. And that is negatively affecting College Football. I don't know if the Phantom Email Address for Caleb Williams holds weight, but, he is playing into a Scenario where he'd be Dismissed from Oklahoma more than Transferring From Oklahoma.

This is a Liar Liar Scenario and those California Khakis are On Fire! Oregon is doubling down on their NCAA Problems and had Chip Kelly not flown East, he'd be dismissed.