Texas ain't got no Privilege to Thump Postseason Glory This Year!

I feel like I hate to thump off of what is stated, but, Texas ain't got no Privilege to Thump Postseason Glory this year, namely versus an Utah that decided to take a Texas Vacation and not spot "That's Not the Texas Longhorns like that's not the Cedar Rapids Jefferson J-Hawks"! I hate throwing home out there, but, home is practicing like it is a War Game and War Games would lead you to Dallas, not Rosebud, not Rose Bowl or Rosebud, not the Bones of an Unrealized Razorbacks and it all circles to one or two places!

My male elders would actually want to see Oklahoma Sooners on TV with the "SOONERS" thumping that chest like they'd be the ones who'd thump Half a Hundred in Victory. That would be from a time when Missouri, Iowa, Iowa State, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Kansas and Kansas State where not on TV regularly, amid others. Oklahoma Sooners People would give everything and more to the Program and the School, and they'd lose more than everything with expulsions, including losing an arc of National Championships.

There are gifts and curses with being a Southern Iowa City. Iowa City does not have anyone in Rotation Cup, Iowa City does not have people tearing out the Dirt Roads like Jason Aldean and that is before you leave Sooner Territory. Even the National Hero from Houston Raceway Park's Back Yard in Galena Park North Shore and they staying in State circuitously in South Dallas.

There is reason why "Indian Outlaw" was written. There is reason why Oklahoma should thump like New York City Hip Hop would make me want to book reservations like Untapped Potential was a Federal Crime. There is a reason why "First Thing in the Morning to Last Thing Late at Night Radio" Exists.

What is not so rosy is Oklahomans and Sooner Fans who are Adults have not have had a National Championship since Middle and High School and it is less rosy that the Warmth of Pasadena has not shone as sweet as they beat the Careless Mike Price and the Creep of a Jason Gesser in Washington State in 2002.

It does not help they wasted their Rose Bowl on Washington State like Michigan wasted a Championship Claim on Washington State and it does not help the 1 A-Hole in the Official Heisman Photo was from Washington State, which skunked a Rocky Top Heisman Forever! It hurts when Coach O is Uncomfortably Relatable and Lincoln Riley is a Total Recall and his matrimony is no better off than the jars of his rival. It hurts when Iowa State, Kansas and Kansas State have National Championship Coaches when Oklahoma, Arkansas and Texas ain't. I feel like New Mexico State's stuck at 1 Hit Wonder, New Mexico, Hawaii, and UNLV need Rose Bowls of their Own, and like the Garth Brooks Song, it feels too young to be made old, especially by too many stories.