With the NWSL putting out Junk Soccer and not knowing what to do behind the scenes, the Washington Spirit and the DC United Need Dan Snyder like you'd need Life Advice from a Junkie. What would be fun and sad at the same time is Dan Snyder would be the Model T of Unaccount in Sports and he would not be afraid to use the Model T Bone for infuriating wrecks.
What would be sad and devastating is Dan Snyder thinking he's Ted Lasso and instead, he lassoes the Worst Promotions and instead of Women Athletes, he doubles down on the T and A. Instead of not giving him any more Nuclear Weapons, he doubles down on the T and A with Cheerleaders for the Washington Spirit and the DC United.
The NWSL and Minor League Soccer would not know what they are doing and they'd have an Owner who'd not know what he's doing and it would bring shame to Old DC. It would become a National Contest between President Biden and Dan Snyder in who is more incompetent.
Instead, Jack Kent Cooke (Original Name) did not expect his House to become a Theme Park from Hell and everyone is Touchdown to Cause Hell like it was Baton Rouge.
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