I really wonder what would really happen if the Unaccount of Washington DC was Expected? Would the Washington Football Team lose so memorably that they'd Collect #1 Picks Every Year and the Losing Streak would put the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to Shame?
Instead of our Best and Brightest, we sent anyone and everyone to Old DC? It would be the Smug, Arrogant, Comfortable, Untouchable, and In Your Face Personality all wrapped up into one.
Instead of the Soul of the Inner City, it would be running around like they got Money until it was found out it wasn't so. It would go on and on and on and on and the Bubble of Unaccountability would become not just National Champions, but World Champions.
It would be Macabre on Macabre and the Worst People would take up the Best Spaces. Instead of a Businesslike, Yes Sir, No Sir Old DC, it would really Get Old, even for those that would tolerate it otherwise.
The puns would be easy to write, but, it would be hard to do anything and everything else.
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