The Washington Spirit's Power Struggle would invite Dan Snyder to say "I'M A HELOPHILIAC!" to get into, out of and back into Fights. I feel that the Power Struggles between the Washington Spirit and the DC United would invite Dan Snyder to own them and dislocate them to the Snyder's Tomb of FedEx Field.
The terror of Dan Snyder is well, well into Sports Infamy. If you gave a Womanizer a Women's Sports Team, your alienating actual Women. If you gave a Womanizer With Money a Women's Sports Team, you'd alienate Little Girls and their Moms. Dan Snyder would be given Cheerleaders, a Team, a Culture, and he'd destroy it!
At Snyder's Crypt, Cryptkeeper Snyder would sell a ton of Bud Lights and Busch Lights and they'd lead the NWSL in Beer Sales. Dan Snyder would want more T and A, when Commissioner Goodell warned him off of the T and A.
And worse, he'd ice being the Barry Switzer of NFL Owners. I would believe he would double down on the T and A and ice out the Actual Women Athletes even further. Everyone is running around DC like it was a Problem and at this rate, they'd name the Football Team after the DC United.
Worse, you'd hire a Drunken Narcoleptic to Manage and Think He's Coach as the Real Coach doesn't even have Her Autograph Cards. You'd have a Pastor be a Peacemaker, than you'd have the Ice Cream Man think he's CEO, and the Real CEO would look mad.
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