Thursday, February 15, 2018

If Not the Trophy, Than Tank (Trae) Young for your team!

I feel Trae Young's Name is not Tank, because Tank is not a good thing in Tank Black. And, on the court, Trae is the Truth like we needed a Truth Clone in Harris County. And, what your team needs is to draft Trae Young if there not in the middile of the O'Brien Trophy.

And, the truth is Texas Tech is rising and Oklahoma would be stuck watching the Rose Bowl on TV. And, even if Oklahoma got toys, toys, nothing but toys, we'd be icing the dysfunctional family left and right.

In other words, draft a Tank and let everything else take care of itself. And, in the make believe rounds 3-10, we'd have stadium janitors, cab drivers, Both Blackstones, to wedge against LaMelo Ball's delinquency, and a bunch of Soviets who can ball, brawl, and skate better than LiAngelo Ball.

If your supposed to be good, and your not, your starters need commanded a drug test in living color. And, speaking of In Living Color, recruit the tar out of New York City and Illinois because convince them they'll get a better deal in Iowa City than the Wild Waterloo Westerner who is suited and booted out of anger.

And, the 300th Pick would be Yosemite Sam blazing through the Wild West Side of Iowa City terrorizing the intellectuals. And,sadly, the NBA doesn't have a Supplemental Draft, or a What's Up, Y'All Draft.

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