The Nightmare Ride of Haslam's Browns

I feel what is scarier in the Nightmare Ride of Haslam's Browns is Jimmy Haslam at Home in Knoxville and Baker Mayfield at Home in OKC like he was Northwest Classen INSTEAD of his Alma Mater Lake Travis. But, I feel like Mr. Haslam and Mr. Gilbert are bringing Pride and Shame over Stepien like its comic.

7-8-1 was miraculous. And trading Josh Gordon on Constitution Day was necessary. And, letting loose of Sashi's Browns on Pearl Harbor Day was crass. And, all of it was rolled by not giving Mike Holmgren and Colt McCoy fair shakes, which was the Colt .45 of this period: Resolver and Revolver.

Ball don't lie, The Bank Robber NEVER Outsmarts the Cops, and When Women blow the lid out on someone, it is bad news and luck. And, Holmgren would have been a true Hall of Famer for 3 Different Franchises, and Colt McCoy wouldn't have been a tragedy for the 40. I feel the 1st Sentence is True, and I feel the comedy only enhanced on the Manziel Error and the shenigans caused in the run.

I feel they didn't stand up for Dak, Wentz, Deshaun, or Goff when they had the chance. And, the Collar and Collar Years are badly tawdry, and I feel like Massillon losing the Championship is a Gut Punch to end all Gut Punch. And, I've been mad for the Browns for not performing, and angrier for passing the buck against the obvious decision.