Sunday, March 26, 2017

The Iowa State University-Fairgrounds Merger would work if we got a State Fair Speedway again

I feel with no options off the table and with Ben Allen out to destroy Iowa Education, why not merge Iowa State University and the Iowa State Fairgrounds JUST to get a New State Fair Speedway?

We'd get the best of all worlds with Stray Dogs, Corn Dogs, Funnel Cakes and Family Dogs in the same place. I think too, the engines would say,"Make Money,Make Money, Make Money,Make Money, Make Money, Make Money, Make Money,Make Money and oh yeah...Make Money!"

I think educational oppurtunities would need to expand, not shrink. If we had Old School Buildings as Indoor Waterparks, we'd get our Money's Worth, but, what about the other stuff? Or, we turned Old School Building to a Sports Bar or Walmart, the preservationists would flip. And, usually, they'd work best as business incubators or trying to keep antiques safe and sound.

Or, in other words, if our academic scene is so backwards, why not have a University of Northern Iowa Zoo with Real, Live Panthers, and not just the costumed kind? Less account than that we'd have now would make us shrink worse, and babies learn, too, and they need strong adults to learn from.

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