Nebraska's Tanking the Midwest's GPA Every Week

I feel like I am having a carathy fit in Why Mount Vernon not academic, Iowa City not academic and the canal breaker, why Nebraska looking not academic! I feel I'd have to step right out and say there Nebraska's Tanking the Midwest GPA Every Week it feels like.

This is not just another Heat Check for losing 8 In A Row. Here's how the answers for everything have worked: Tank Your Way Out of your State's First Outback Bowl. Get Scott Frost like Mike Leach wasn't already available. 4-7. Quit on the Taxpayers and the Bowl Committee and Dismiss Mike Riley, who was a bad fit beyond the name. And, that's not all, act wacky and dance to the PA like Brohm found a towering Inferno back in the Indianapolis Media. And, sadly, Athletics is supposed to be a full time job, Student-Athletics is supposed to be a Full Time Job, and I feel having to recruit like crazy when we'd know who tanked the Midwest's GPA because it is the Midwest's Schoolhouse, not just State Property like Nebraska Law Says, and the karmic fumes are not going to get better!

And, if Missouri, Kansas, Kansas State, and Iowa State recruits Small, and Wins, I am sure thinking being lower than New Mexico is carthartic. I am thinking EVERY Weekend this Offseason is A Hotel Weekend, and that is just the floor. Finding 1 Win is a lot tougher than being stopped at the I-Back Position and have everyone else copy your lingo. This is not the thing you want on Billboards and Bumper Stickers, to be roasted on GPA like YAY! We Undefeated! YAY! and you'd have a community starving for an identity and you'd win Party School long enough to make the Poor TA's Fear a Non Harmless Barney Gumble.