National Signing Day Doesn't Do Cartoons

I hate to be a hardboiled egg here, but National Signing Day doesn't do cartoons. If Mississippi got Program Defining Athletes from more than one sport and from more than one state on National Signing Day or National Signing Days, that would be not just a National Story, but a Most Likely Never Ever To Top This vs. the Can You Top This Narcissism this Winter.

Even though I am not in the all consuming to the point where we'd shut down Education and Commerce like a State Tournament, but, I feel that at least if it'd be an Afternoon or a Saturday even though televising decisions is a norm, but, if 5 Texas Hats if they where a Texas Kid or 5 Iowa Hats of different institutions should be in a grab bag.

I felt yesterday, that Tiger Woods would look like he'd be competitive again. But, instead of looking like the guy who'd be called to Stanford tomorrow to play if eligibility was not an issue, he looks like the guy who's rough, nasty, and has to work to keep Child Support off his back. Other than denying a Back 9, or a First Tee, I doubt he'd be the kind you'd chill at the Sports Bar with.

I think for Eric Berry leaving a Len Dawson sized impression that is good on Kansas City, I think it is just as much of a William Tell (Not Hunger Games) Flaming Bow and Arrow as not having Ventura pitch shutouts into his 50s for the Royals. Other than having a disrespect for military history in this age, if not a perverse darkness and a chronic disregard of the Women's Community, if not denying planes like our president was the FAA Commissioner himself, which he is not, I had to air it out. If we had flaming arrows left and right for Eric Berry retiring, being traded or dying tomorrow with his cancer returning and not leaving for real, that would have been a nervous anxious Kansas-Missouri Citizenry had that gone recklessly careless. I think if Eric Berry didn't want to be a Chief or another Pro Football Club, I'd say he'd go Hollywood, Grab a Top Fuel or Pro Stock Rail or another Tour Type Northern Modified. I wished that Pat McAtee said he'd go Hollywood full time instead of be another blogger full time because Viniateri don't do Punts Well, and I would have plenty of respect for the next pro who went Hollywood and not just for a check, or grabbed a Pro Stock Car to appease Mopar and Ford back to Factory Support, grabbed a Top Fuel, became the Next Paul Newman in Sports Cars or grabbed a Tour Type Modified and everything grew like a weed overnight.