Saturday, March 31, 2018

I Want the Supersonics Back On The Basketball Court Again!

I feel with Seattle bleeding out in many areas in Pop Culture where Nintendo bleeds into My Little Pony's World, the Mariners annual Southern California insistence being held up for Ken Griffey,Jr. only to have the Reds insist on a Pure Baseball Trade 13 Years Later. But, I feel as much as it is culturally, ethnically and socially, we'd need the Supersonics back on the Basketball Court Again!

To be frank, I am not okay with the Oklahoma City Thunder usurping all the Seattle Supersonics stats. I know I have spoken my piece on forcing down NBA Expansion, to include Louisville, but, I'd feel St. Louis would be a better on-court market support instead of delaying them further.

The exercise of futility is getting old. And, I feel 2 Things Will Happen: More Division I Scholarships and More Pro Sports Expansion. I feel the esteem, generally, is not in a good place and I don't feel any spirit to be egged on, even on April Fools Day.

Roses are Red, Wooden would be as lost as San Francisco and forgotten as Cairo and Coach K will make his Final Four. And, I feel bugged where there is no expecation or belong and we are starving for both. And, I feel the Supersonics are needing to be back in business and ASAP.

Friday, March 30, 2018

BYU and White Whales: Let's Have the End of Season Holy War Instead

It drives me crazy that for starters, BYU has to control the dialogue as far as ending Conference Realignment or at least starting new Conferences. 1st, if it is not them, Gonzaga looking for a Way to Restart College Football. 2nd, if it is not BYU, the Western Athletic Conference Folding, causing a wholesale littany of moves coast to coast.

And, I feel these are moves begging for action, or a 2003 Supersummit. And, I feel on my table, we'd have a Pac 8 like the 1970s or a Pac 10 again with Hawaii and Boise State instead of Arizona and Arizona State. And, to be fair, I am thinking New Mexico State has to be pulled into the fold.

And, it has to pull back into Business Decisions of Utah and BYU, where the next contracts take imminent priority. People want the End of Season Holy War be End of Season and I don't find it fair or fun why we don't have it.

Certainly, we'd have to account for Consolidations, Demises and New Schools, and to be frank about it, it would be easier to keep legacies if we had anything to start out with. And, I feel the White Whales of Rivalry Week can't be substituted like they are disposable.


Thursday, March 29, 2018

The Red Hot Line of a 600 Loss Baseball Team in 5 Years: How'd it Could Happen

I feel there is legitimate alarm for tanking for tanking's sake. For goodness sake, we still have the Expos home from the Playoffs since 1981 and they've been home since 2005.  And, 600 Losses would not be an overnight proposition. It would be shabby management and ownership, the card games getting out of control, and disgruntled players, fans and sponsors.

The most activitity would be at the Trade Deadline. It would be miserable if it was 1 Fire Sale, but annual Fire Sales for equal parts Major and Minor League Talent would be insufferable and cold, even for those whose Hope Sprung Eternal.

And, it would mean winning the Top Pick on an Annual Basis, and every year, you'd  draft players against who'd you have on the Program. And, had the Mariners insisted on Southern California Prospects like they did in 1987, it would have been asking for trouble later on.

And, it would wither a long suffering fan bases at the vines. With no fruit, a Major League Roster resembling the Pecos League and cussing tempertantrums in front of a National Television audience, it would be even more debilitating to make a budget to begin with.

It wouldn't be the times close to .500 or the times close to the postseason, an actual sniff of energy in the Fall would have been a rumor.

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Tennessee Timing: Why Timing is the Only Thing

Granted, I am still leafing my way into a Future Past Tutorial like everyone learned IBM and Microsoft the way around Twitter and Facebook presently. But, I feel the big problem in Tennessee's Head Football Coaching Search was Timing. Timing like it was my High School Classmate's Birthday, where she didn't need to be stuck with a Carson Year or Worse again.

Timing would have gotten an off-brand coach with actual character. These are kids who are actually supposed to win the SEC Every Year, if not the National Championship. Timing would have been appropriate or proper if it was the Collar in Division III and bashing Mount Union around like it was Peter Griffin vs. Ernie the Giant Chicken.

Actually supposed to win the SEC Every Year doesn't mean looking for drugs and dope. Actually supposed to win the SEC Every Year does mean winning the National Championship Every Year. And Tennessee Tough doesn't mean pounding or brawling a more favored worst-rival or fellow statesman.

And, what drives me crazier is Tennessee Transparent. Since Dallas Carter, Tennessee has been actively tempting the man to report to Tennessee's Barn. And, timing wouldn't have been the biggest gamble in recruiting history that busted. Even if you tried to quiz every Sorority Sister's Brother on whether'd he'd get the number of Mr. Majors or Mr. Fulmer, he'd be salty and not willing to play for something he'd feel was forced on him, other than Mom and Dad needing to carve tuition success.

I feel Tennessee need to backchannel better, like Varsity Wrestling and Ice Hockey, to make them the Southern Mariucci Arena.

Modeling the High School or Other Longhorn Economies

Chances are, the Longhorn Economy would move up before it moves back down. And, the whole purpose of the Longhorn Economy was rounding the bases on the Rose Bowl, Football National Championship, and a keeping Kevin Durant away from twin NCAA Outsized at the Erwin Center.

One Championship or Rose Bowl would move anyone's economy. But, it would take special circumstances to have a Longhorn Economy sprouting. West Des Moines Valley and West Des Moines Dowling where great at a lot of things, but, not enough to back a Tiger Economy or Maroon Economy.

If Iowa City High or Harlan made a Little Hawk Economy or a Cyclone Economy, they'd have to Win Everything in front of them, build things that weren't there before, like Ice Hockey,Gymnastics, which would have to be a necessary evil bridge, Field Hockey and Lacrosse. It would have to perform at such a heightened level that Iowa or Iowa State wouldn't be great enough, but Sports Hall of Famers and Hollywood Stars, Starlets and Celebritites.

And, we'd have to have the system down and then some. We'd have to play Game Day like Dunbar in Baltimore, because there is no other alternative or Roman Gods.

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

The Twitter War of 2018: Damon Hill vs. Mercedes

I feel what crushes big time, big time enough to earn the Twitter War of 2018 is Damon Hill vs. Mercedes. And, I feel the contradiction in Berlin is Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg where cats and dogs. But, it gets even more nuts as Valtteri Bottas being an Oregon over Florida State in Tallahassee when he wins.

We are talking about the Biggest Formula One Team, with 2,000 People Per Side and it is looney to believe that Mercedes jettisoned McLaren and copied Ferrari. I don't expect Lewis Hamilton to appear at Williams and Vettel to nationalize Mercedes and stick Italy over the mud.

But, the National F1 seems to need more than a pushstart. And, the reality, it was crazy to have 1 F1 5 Time Championship Fighter. But, 2 5 Time Championship Fighers lines the fortunes or misfortunes from Belfast to Athens. And, Red Bull has no conservative in their system and if Plan B was Brian Vickers, it would not be a comfortable rationality.

And, where Damon Hill is coming in from is the swifting of Alcohol and Tobacco Sponsorship that boated out the great Williams F1, which there was no Bigger Team in the Early and Mid 1990s in Size. And, with no Ron Dennis, or Honda, McLaren looks as if I'd be happy to sign off on Fernando Alonso no-showing Monaco again and I'd give wing to Honda at least winning in Formula One Greatly Again to really drive the Buy On Monday Car Market.

Play to the Actual Heavens (Decency Clears Up A Lot)

I feel as if on my opine, to see what we've been missing besides love is decency.  And, for the copiousity of excessance when actual jobs are forgotten, I feel there has to be a value of account and actually wanting to see actual gods and goddesses vs. an overcrowd.

I mean, some things mean more. Everyone would be coming out of the woods to own the Dallas Cowboys and not just trying to put River Rocks for the Carolina Football Panthers. And, I get worked up over fakes, scams, fake Isisahs and all the above.

We are as earthy as the Snow in Vail and Aspen is White. And, if we had people interested in really restoring Coal and American Jobs like it was their Only Thing Alive, including Interstates, it would free up 84 Super Awesome Days of Recreation like the Ozarks.

Currently, we are on the getting worked up if Loyola (IL) lost. Even though it wouldn't be the right time to pass the title to Michigan Big Blue and all 9 of Previous Villanova Final Four Appearances is alive like Frampton, and not in a good way.

Fine Written All Over It is BYU rearranging the West, not Gonzaga. In the least, I should command a Conference BYU-Utah-Boise State triangle. Fine would be not racing home because we are on edge. And, you can't rearrange dating like U and I because even though I'd tell the tales, I'd want Role Models instead more.


Monday, March 26, 2018

Release the Twin Wu Tang 88 Year Albums!

I feel like I am livid Shrkveli has not one, but 2 88 Year Wu Tang Clan Albums and he's in Federal Lockup. Shmurda still locked up in New York State, to the chagrin of New York Staters, and the 2 88 Year Albums are still unaccounted for.

I feel if I was an artist, no one should just call me an ATM. I know I am not Ernie Irvan, but, child please, NEVER Sandbag anyone who really does actual work! And, the challenges of turning not one but two one offs that where sold to the highest bidder into a public release would be monumental.

It would become a Lead Belly like scene where everyone has to be detectively just to get his tracks remastered. Would remastering Old ODB Tracks never seen to the World be a College Graduate or Post Graduate Masters or being more no better off than before?

There are people who have NO Currier and or Ives in their System. But, I feel what would be the chances the Wu Tang Clan earn their 1st National Pop #1 Album and Single? It would be equal parts cosmic and comic and letting such a thing happen would be more Ghost than Unchained Melody.

Wu Tang Clan Forever!

Everything that is Wrong With the Lawton Constitution Being Acquired

I feel being treaded the red line between a lot of things that would not be making a vibrant territory, or a profitable one, I feel the Lawton Constitution's acquistion is callous that you don't just jump on another's territory.

Making the Small Market Big and the Big Market Small at the expense of the Big Market adds nothing. And, the true purpose of Trump Cards is so you don't have to go back to 9 to 5 Ever Again.

And, this cuts a red line in journalism where Fort Sill is not actively a beat. I mean, we'd have just as many Newspapers as Websites, we'd still flock to those who actually round their bases and take care of business.

That doesn't mean just having keys for every truck ripe for the taking. And, actually taking time to entreach the culture. And, unless you can feel Press Releases, it's no substitute for actual beat coverage that is the heart and the soul.

And, it doesn't include taking without asking. And, focus is something we are missing in action. And, being prepared for a no still means go back to the drawing board, not asking 5 More Times and getting the same thing and being rocked with papers.

Sunday, March 25, 2018

Are We Marching Out On The Least School Since the Late 1970s?

I feel as if on the grassroots level of School, are we marching out on the least school since the Late 1970s? And, binders of pensions of lack of budgets would make it the awesomest Year and a Half in Oklahoma of Summer Vacation.

And, it don't help when your chariot is on fire and prince charming is the Baddest Dude in the Underground. It feels like count the lights to keep from annoying key people, and I feel instead pounding the truth or seeing it eventually.

Don Prudhomme would still have people's descendants who helped him in Union Grove meet him with a smile. Gene Snow, that's another story because he'd be surly, amid other things I can't broach in a family website.

And, I feel if we didn't have Day Care or School, everyone would be accountable for everyone's kids. And, what is off and weird on this planet is march to Hollywood or at least not be intoxicated by anger and vulgarness.

Pensions are in Fantasy Island, Budgets can't be met by Problem Gamblers, and Poor Kids aren't learning. I feel in my spiritual ethos that we can't be outsmarted, and at least, I'd expect the actual New York City DA to be Jaws like Olivia Benson.

And, we need the Native Americans to not get sold out like every other protected group. And, sold out is not better than never getting a chance to shop.

Saturday, March 24, 2018

An NSYNC Music Reunion Has to Happen

I feel as if my foot has to be on the gas of Pop Culture like an American Trucker. But, I feel in the ashy aftershocks of an abnormal forest of a soul that got drained, I want to see an NSYNC Music Reunion has to happen.

And, for the Sweet Mount Vernon in me, 2 Albums and 1 Tour. Make it happen.

And, I feel the N in the NSYNC leaving on his own like it was last year. Nobody around in the Twin Cities would have had the stomach to see Janet Jackson when it is Prince Territory.

I know Hope Springs Eternal, but, we aren't to Hope Healing Eternally. Instead, we need a Big Never and Iowa State upsetting Oklahoma and that shine still isn't there, but, I feel the Pride rising like a Pride of Lions in the Pee Dee.

NSYNC has to be back. It has to happen. And, I feel there has to be soul in Pop Music rather than that being popped. And, I still will remember the bad, the merchandise, and The Titans, but, I feel like Arkansas needs to win Titles rather than be dogged on HBO for everyone's harassment.

Drag Racing Unplugged: Steve Plueger Gone at 74

I feel it is just right to say Drag Racing, namely Funny Car and Top Fuel Drag Racing, is unplugged without Steve Plueger. And, bear with me, as it is not just another play on words.

Even though there where not a lot of Plueger and Geyer Pilots in History, but, Steve Plueger took his talents to chassis building and nostalgia Drag Racing. And, I feel we are increasingly getting unplugged from Working Man Heroes of Racing Past, and some Women, too.

And, no amount of future greatness fixes the classic fabric breaking into ribbons. And, I sense what is hard to find is Western Top Fuel and Funny Car classic names even here period.

And, I feel the crow flies, the stage gets bigger, but, I wonder if the Workmanlike Character is difficult to replicate? And, I wonder if will make it to Mars by the time we hit 400 Miles Per Hour in Funny Car?

And, I think the hits seem to keep coming and not in a good way, either.

No Once Upon A Times and Leading the Carolina Football Panthers

I feel some things, there never was any once upon a times, and I feel like for all that money that's getting thrown at the Carolina Football Panthers, leading Carolinas Football is of "Critical Condition".

We already know how to merchandise the Carolina Football Panthers. But, they are not a championship powerhouse. Would Von Miller over Cam Newton had made them a Championship Giant? Would Cam Newton had been lost under the clock of Tebow a 2nd Time in his Career?

Nobody does the Family Show better than most anyone than Charlotte. But, she is coming of her Chicagoan age like Raleigh and losing charm. And, I feel like in the zookeeping of the Carolina Football Panthers Organization, making Super Bowls and losing big would be fire drill.

But, I'd feel real concern if actual Carolinians didn't step up for their team. They'd already have the most infuriating Pro Football Rivalry in Green Bay, their nastiest is against Dallas and the Redskins are in their back yard like Food Lions and Krogers.

And, they'd go from nearly breaking a pack of unforgiveness to 1-15 and back again. And, the maniac existence of the Football Panthers leads them to be one of 3 Teams not to have a First Ballot Hall of Famers and that's right there with their rivals Jacksonville Jaguars and Houston Texans.

Friday, March 23, 2018

How Close Where We Really to Mike Leach or Tee Marin leading the Vols out the Tunnel?

I feel like having to admit how close where we to really having Tee Martin or Mike Leach leading the Vols out the Tunnel at Neyland Stadium? And, what is scarier, is The University of Tennessee or its students are no closer to progress.

And, it burns my Winter Skies later that we almost got Tee Martin to enter Neyland again as the favored Big Orange for the 1st Time since the 1998 National Championship. And, what is torching, is having SEC Championship Worthy Athletes and not doing ANYTHING with them.

And, the fires in the skies aren't any better. And, if Phillip Fulmer has to cross paths with Mr. Nehlen in Athletic Competition this Summer, that would be icing on the cake. And, Tennessee has only taken collapse to childish heights and that hurt.

And, if they said yes to a Childish Giant in Mike Leach or a Multitime Hyprocrite in Bobby Petrino, the not so childish collapse would still have arteured. And, their towns hurt like nothing and they need role models for kids.

And, focusing on the Drake Relays and the Championships is easy on the Gravy Boat, but, your kids can't just allow themselves to be forgotten. And that includes having a Brazilworthy Home Upset in the NCAA Tournament. Whiskey Wars hurt Public Opinion and even though they might not be one in the same, I'd feel like what is lost is the Tennessee Tough, Tennessee Trust, and the Tennessee Transparency like Reynolds Wrap.

Taking Offense to Having An Unhealthy Perception to Fame

I feel what drives me off the wall this decade is having an unhealthy perception of fame. And, what only makes it worse, is not having any key elder statesman or stateswoman to say no, and that'd have to stick.

And, fame and the health and well being of it is in very sickly shape. I feel even if everything got rosier, I'd feel that it'd be too easy to fill out roles without sponsorship vetting, or worse, decided crosschecking of said individuals.

And, just anything doesn't make and keep jobs. I don't feel as if the supply chain breaking, namely with Toys "R" Us, is license to loop around the port. And, there are fewer projects and more bigger projects, too.

The sadness, is the reality of the matter has us split. Last year did not just happen in a vacuum. And, needless to say, I'd feel like for as much as we'd like to put our autograph out like money, but, I feel instead there has to be LOVE.

I am feeling salacious for a Spring Homecoming like that shouldn't happen. And, I don't mean in the stereotypical tale. I feel what is rude is marginalizing the purposes, and no, Southern Illinois and eclipses would not just cross paths like always.

And, there are a lot of things in an unhealthy perception to fame and a lot of them aren't good and I don't want to see a Cat and Dogs energy, but, this is a Family Blog and I feel what is worst is cyberspace would be stuck in the online equivalent to Bucket Brigade everytime it rains and we are stuck with things we never wanted to see rain in our buckets.

River Rocks and Eastern Michigan Football: Contradictory Battles

I am not fine that for most of the time my Uncle has been back in Michigan, I am stunned Eastern Michigan has constantly allowed itself a state of disrepute and mockery. And, River Rocks should be built to be a strong foundation.

And, this is a period too close for comfort and I feel what is scarier than no advocates to keep Eastern Sports Accountable, but, the endless anger on soft leadership should get the NCAA out of the woodwork.

And, the rockpile in the Washtenaw is not getting any better. And, I feel passion is never short, especially in the dearth of expectations. And, I don't think the constant disarray at Eastern adds anything.

I feel the oh so simple subject of Campus Culture would help a lot of things, including not just have to run like Drake on Cash and yet, people see through all that. Committments of the Big Rock Candy Mountain, Saturday Night, Bay City, Mike Eddy and Bob Senneker should make money, not cost people money.

And, if its day 503 of the Endless Summer Vacation, magic and miracles would not be on people minds. And, good to great management would keep things in check, instead of throwing rocks and hiding, and that's before the truth came loose.

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

The 3rd Rival Professional Football League to the NFL would make the difference

I feel Rival Professional Football Leagues are coming up on the table. And, I feel the 3rd Rival Professional Football League would make the difference here. And, what is lost is the on the field aggression and anger that seems to be eliminated at hand.

And, I feel like we'd can't just be 4077 in the Hall of Annoying. And, I feel as if we'd need to have key parts like Football History and I feel if we need an America, Britian and Canada league, so be it.

And, certainly, I feel like having to have actual sports and football, not just a benevolent society. And, the bad habit is, benevolent is all twisted right now.

And, people have the worst attitudes about not doing jobs for mass pay. And, I doubt everyone would want to fill up on the same thing, but, better yet, fill up from their own hand because nobody else would do it for them.

I don't think we can control a year that won't be held down in either direction, but, I feel like direction is at a loss.

Why Not Have A Modified Season Where Richie Evans's 61 is On My Tracks Again?

I feel like Nostalgia seems to be more in vogue and noir at this time, especially when I wanted to hear more of Glidden vs. Reher Morrison Shepard en route to the Drag Racing Season and everyone is playing detective about John Force Racing's Billy Meyerization of Misfortune and Dave Densmore is still kicking and screaming about Pro Stock being allowed to live and Englishtown is E-Gone.

But, I feel in my lifetime, we have not started a Modified Season where Richie Evans's 61 is on my Pavement Tracks again. And, I am still not used to not having Ted Christopher alive like Peter Frampton and the Good Times dying with James and half of America withered with that like it was Carson or Toolman later on.

I was a newborn when Richie Evans died, 4 Months to be exact and before some of my classmates at school even being born. And, he had province of the tippy tippy top of Motorsport, Sport and Modified like Lee Shepard earlier in 1985. And, I'd know if Russia was not allowed in Tokyo and Lake Placid and I don't want to play lawman like its healthy and I'd feel like I'd really want NSYNC and the Supersonics BACK!

And, what is lost in the noir is the dearth of originality. Not everyone can do Stevie Fast, nor do they want to, but, he is coming like a Typhoon Alderman and not for the good times. And, if I wanted Midseason Form, I'd want Iowa City High. But, I'd want the 61 Eastern Modified be born to run again.

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Breaking the 36th Chamber of Cup Scheduling

I feel like this wall of Cup Scheduling would need broken, namely the 36th Chamber of Cup Scheduling. I feel for groundbreaking reasons, I don't want to see Rockingham get dismissed for a 2nd Phoenix Date which was a zero gain win. And, I feel if we want to see gains, I wonder would a grassroots push for the Cup Division to come to/return to a certain venue makes everyone happy.

And, I think stand-alone venues would have to need to be looked at. And, I am aware not everyone could afford new cars all new, and the whole part of extending the Cup Season to unseen heights since 1970 would mean having to keep your lease correct.

But, I wonder if we talked about 2019, I really wonder how big of a professional schism would we really have? And, I feel what would such an advance towards A-Mains lid an Ironman Streak?

And, while boiling over the boiler plates, I'd tend to think the callups to the Indianapolis 500 would trunce the better contenders. And, we are aware the Short Oval Counterparts would be years ahead of their Road Course Counterparts in this Country, which eliminates any 1-1Ness.

And, the wall is broken on the back end in new series and races. I feel there has to be challenge accepted.

Sunday, March 18, 2018

Constructive Insistence vs. Fury Runs

I feel happy to say, I'd want to see Constructive Insistence like say, if we had Saturday Night State Tournament Finals Night in this State or having to have Boone be covered like Knoxville like Indy like Monaco. Nobody is really interested in extending the Water for Chocolate link, but, I feel like I'd have to run, even if it was for nothing later.

And, Xavier still leads the NCAA with most wins without a Final Four, Missouri is floundering leadership instead of being a Public Duke, Texas A and M took North Carolina like Northern Iowa and it's not up to me if we don't have Izzo or Roy Williams again.

And, with Syracuse's 2nd Fury Run has fuel and fuel would burn out as energy. The heat of the 1033 would burn and then some, and I felt all year, I'd run potential Basketball Heroicisms and my state is not taking the Walnut and Copper home.

And, I'd feel as if being hard-wired and edgy is the out we are playing. I don't think the Old Capital would win big on just 1 Guy. And, throwing Copper long enough to beat Mt. Union in Alliance to deny them Houston is a wild not an act fantasy like the USA Soccer Club went Big, Bold, and Bad over Rio de Janeiro and wove National Heroes upstream.

Our current budget couldn't never cover water for chocolate, or fleshing play faculty like the PTA Disbanded and every weekend was a 4 Day Weekend. And, I feel frustration rains like a Typhoon Alderman and we don't know how to stop a Man Made 1993.

How to Score 50 Sacks at School Once (On the Football Field)

I feel what is elusive in High School and College Sports is how to score 50 Sacks at School Once on the Football Field. We would love the 200 Wins in a Row, 10,000 Yards Passing and all that, but, what about 50 Sacks?

First of all, having to stay on the books just to stay in other constructive things. And, too, nobody would be hustling for more games than Barney Rubble. which is definitely what people are doing now in lieu of Government Spending Money.

And, I feel what is elusive, like a dry desert gulch, is playing long enough anywhere to make those stats happen. And, they can't be Biggie on their 9th 2nd Chance or their 10th Chance and that is schllllllllllloooooonnnng before Sunday. And, such a player would have to come out of a program where its State Championship Every Year and not just that where they'd throw burning arrows if they where not in the championship.

And, other Football or Athletic People would have to know if their safe. And, people would be fine if they worked the farm store rather than scholarships they never worked for or never had to begin with at all.

And, the sack would have to be 1st to the QB or the Guy with the Ball and no funny business.

Laguna Seca was needy enough to need a 2nd Sponsor

I feel between the collapse of SCRAMP, the group that oversaw Laguna Seca's Big Event Tradition, and the near buyouts from both ISC and SMI that later got tabled, the Cacklefest that made Drag Race Fans lose it, again not a Dragstrip Venue but a Stand-Alone Road Course instead, and the rare, for a Non-Dragstrip Sighting of "Big Daddy" Don Garlits.

What I feel, was the Road Racers had to bring it on themselves to acquire Laguna Seca, and as a Not April Fools Joke, WeatherTech had to be called to save the day. And, Laguna Seca has more Staples than Staples, and that is not good.

I feel like needing the Good Guys a chance to Win, let alone a chance period. And, Liberty Media is fumbling the Ball at the 1 at the Worst Time, and that could invite IndyCar to acquire F1 Territory. And speaking of the 1, Formula E is shortening the better F1 Weekends, and none of us are happier for it. And, with a boozier late start, like there is not enough beer already, I feel these guys are NOT Ted Turner and worse, we might need the Roval for the USGP.

And, the displacement of the 40 in Austin like Top Fuel would have to be inevitable. And, losing out on a 2nd USGP or a USGP Series, no thanks to Englishtown, is a bad image and seeing the toy supply chain crash over Toys "R" Us is worse for everyone and I already lost Kay Bee, thank you. And, we aren't going to energize Big Daddy Don Garlits or Sir Jackie Stewart infinitely, because, we need the kids to know the stories, wars, and identities as not seen on TV.

Saturday, March 17, 2018

How to Dissect a Hockey Fight: Blues-Blackhawks Rivalry

I feel for better or worse, all the way down to Bantams, having finesse and 10 Goals off your back to win the game with Figure Skating Like Grace is the culture. But, I feel there has to be room for Hockey Fights as much as 31-30 Scores.

And, I feel having to pin the tail on the Blues-Blackhawks Rivalry. In all seriousness, know how to do the Pipe Organ, know how to do the narration, and not every fan wants a rave like energy.

And, appreciating the Goal Horn for Goodness Sakes, too. We have way more Hockey Since the Early 1990s, but, I feel the peeve I have the Goal Horn should blare left and right like a Cop Car Siren.

And, what is churlish, is with certain pro teams being more incline to draft certain Junior Programs and that goes through to the College Ranks. And, I feel the rivalry should be the fight in its own right.

I am not just bringing it up due to the nastiest donnybrook in Blues-Blackhawks Rivalry History "The St. Patrick's Day Massacre" and I feel even though it is not an anniversary stone year, but, I feel what is arresting is the dearth of on-ice or field awareness.

It would be like going to work, except if everyone is talking about foolishness and not actual raw emotion or acheivement, it is a very big problem.

Friday, March 16, 2018

Pro Stock's Race to 300 and Top Fuel's Quest to 400

I feel like it wasn't necessarily the .12 needed to get 200 Miles Per Hour in Pro Stock Motorcycle, because .01 or .11 would have made us crazier until 200 Miles Per Hour and the subsequent fame and fortune be televised.

I mean, I feel the monetary quest would have to be Top Fuel's Quest to 400 Miles Per Hour and Pro Stock Car's Race to 300 Miles Per Hour. And, I don't know if Hector Arana,Jr. would get another round over 200.23 which it was the .23 that had me hopping out of my Easy Chair and not necessarily the Super Mario .35 Record Quest that always keeps popping out.

And, I don't expect to just gain another 10 Miles Per Hour by Pomona and the World Finals. And, generally, I feel the Billets would be leaving us too much of a good thing in the RPM Department and I don't see enough MPH.

Design has come on down to the Weekend Warrior and I think we'd need to have fun like we are in the Ozarks and win. And, if we had a real Cars The Movie The World Tour, I feel like how would a Cup Car Clip a True Quartermile in Miles Per Hour?

It would be a 0 to 0 quest as along the way, it would be Miles Per Hour for the Win.

Thursday, March 15, 2018

Whoop It Up for Rival Leagues JUST FOR St. Louis!

I feel one big phrase that would have to be one big phase for the Missouri-Illinois: Whoop It Up for Rival Leagues JUST FOR St. Louis in Pro Soccer, Football, and Basketball. I feel my tenor is not "Go Hard and Peace Out Later". I mean whoopsies that actually should never be allowed to happen happen and the fact is, if we where porcelain, we have to be built to last like Ford Trucks, not built to be broken last.

I feel like Major League Soccer is sooooooo goooooooood on a lot of areas, but, missing the Missouri-Illinois was not goooooooood. And, I doubt we'd design hyper-ennial Pro Football Expansion to only just soak Pro Football Pros when we'd not have jobs, but, we are already careless as is.

Art is what the public decides. To be frank, there is nothing prestigious in painting by number, and even lesser prestigious in writing in a position no one earned otherwise.

And, I feel that oppurtunities need to pay a lot in other areas that aren't already obvious. And, working up frustations over someone else's signature needing to be ours is not a good image.

And, this balking at the committment game is out of hand. We've slapped the wrap equivlent of paint after paint and I'd be hungry for coming all the way back, but, nobody regenerates like in the movies because we'd need a healthy respect for science and fiction.

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Operation Legal Tender: You Can't Just Let Veteran Future Hall of Famers Walk Out and Leave

I feel as if the pet peeve in Pro Football is casually letting Future Hall of Famers just walk out and leave and pretend the fake good old days while we where young. Matter of fact, Jordy Nelson not being a Packer will sting because there is no Smaller Market in the NFL at this time.

I feel there are combinations of lazy, careless or aloof in a 4077 Year. And, what is sad is the Redskins have no General Manager and we are carelessly leering at the stars like we don't have the answers at home.

Certainly, everything bros doesn't sound good. And, I don't think Women just Spring like Spring Football from nowhere. And, I feel a lot of this period is all wrong.

We don't have Hall of Famers to flank our better work. And, what is comical, if not full on embarassing, is we are starving for leadership and we are hungry to have Tom Landry hold our culture down. If any guy is making things intentionally harder for girls and women, RUN!

And, what is hazier is we are stuck in a friend-zone with no Rachel Green to save us and I don't think its amusing to just keep playing until we are found out, either.

Monday, March 12, 2018

Nobody's Gonna Like Oklahoma Teachers Striking...

I mean, nobody's gonna like Oklahoma Teachers Striking, when miseducation is for the kids. And, I feel we'd need a Barry Switzer coaching draft like a Jagomir Jagr draft where the prize is to deny Tulsa Union and Jenks the Postseason if it gets to Late August and the consolation prize is to get your Crazy Uncle's Cousin Jagermeisters and say your Sergei Vladkov.

Meanwhile, coaching oppurtunities from Pop Warner to Oklahoma State star these people: Abraham Lincoln Impersonators, Regular Stiffs , Brian Bosworth and his Traveling Schedule and Meterogologists, if the Tornado Season is not out of hand.

And, before the Ice Cream Man and the Meat Counter Guy argue on who's Oklahoma President, they can have Pokey Pierce for Triple Crown/Oklahoma King/ General Manager. On Day 84 of the Red Hot Summer, King Henry the Eighth Impersonator would run for Governor, and win Tulsa in his sleep.

In the end, I'd feel the Supersonics would walk back into our lives as NBA Expansion with Louisville and the Thunder walk off to Birmingham to rebel against this madness and the NBA would have to walk into Oklahoma as NBA Expansion to call it even.

Saturday, March 10, 2018

Can We Talk About Winter Sports Detail (Without Getting Upset?)

I feel like in the Sweet Apatheicness of our Culture, I feel like having to wedge in about talking about Winter Sports Detail, without getting upset? And, to make all matters worse, being denied a Proper Saturday Night Basketball Final in Iowa and being denied a correct Big Ten Sunday Final, leaving the worst Selection Sunday since 1974. (This is not just hysterical, but, Natural Fact instead.)

The arena promoters are lucid and livid and living a perverse make believe so hard world reality seems to creep in. And, matter of NO Alternative Fact, we've done nothing but pump money into School like nothing else seemed to matter.

If nothing else mattered, I feel 2nd and 3rd Shift would smoke the canals foggy. And, while we smoked the canals foggy, I feel we had to make our cash on make believe returns. And, I feel there is even more people who'd need to negotiate details, and the expulsion and penal process.

And, I feel an animousity that having a Children's Story go to the point that we're left with nothing to offer and we have nothing to offer in return. And, scholarships are academic, not athletic and we made the rules and the laws, not just waited on the gold.

And, what is demeaning and demanding is if we command a Marion vs. CR Washington State Tournament Matchup,we command it! And, what is disappointing is in the diminshing returns, is don't deny our customs, even if our elders didn't have anything to say!

Thursday, March 8, 2018

The F1 Sidewinder: All Options On The Table

I feel largely and loosely inspired by the worst Swamp Rat in Motor the Sidewinder and feeling as if everyone in Formula One World is cornered into the same box. And, breaking up that same old box would be heroic.

Even though I would think the headers would have to be opposite of laid back and a fuel run would have to be the opposite of annoying. I don't know what F1 future is, but, having a manufacturers midway like Top Fuel, Funny Car and Pro Stock would be needed.

Honda would be Red like the Wolf and Pontiac would be Forever like the Cup Championship. I feel KERS would be an inconvenient pest and that is on its best and worst days. And, the multijillion dollar question of would you let Glenn Quagmire go fly your net worth without a giggity or would you hire the schlump 3 Feet From the Plane?

Remember what F1 is and should stay being, would letting detail and random parts win again should happen. Because I feel we should reserve the right, within reason, to have World Class builds in Formula One.

The Underacheivement Society of McLaren is not a Laughing Matter

The cartoon of McLaren is really making Formula One bush, and minor league. I am aware we need New York worser, especially with No Englishtown, but, the bushwick behavior of Fernando Alonso goes or Honda goes was very extortionist.

And, what is rude is Fernando Alonso is racing like Scott Speed actually wants to replace him. And this is all because Alonso has done nothing but feel the love since Indianapolis.

And, without Ron Dennis, McLaren has packed the rear in a big way. I feel the one job that Ron Dennis saved McLaren from a demise was RACING. And, what Liberty Media is getting all wrong is a lot of things. I'm okay with racing Atlanta and Charlotte as USGP's as they'd run circles through that Superspeedway.

But, I feel the stateliness has escaped when your married to your job. And, McLaren is trying new and improved ways to underachieve. And, they'd make Toro Rosso look Major League like Richmond was the Bigs and Sacramento wasn't.

And, the fact is you can't really improve off of the 2004 Ferrari and that is a 40 Year Design Lull. Unless we can have Tractor Motors in these Racecars, as we'd lose control of history and the past, I feel Formula One would lose ground to IndyCar.

And, I feel if Scott Speed doesn't work, nor Stoffel Van Doorne, hire East London like all they knew was fast.

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Why Not Reassemble Stefan Gregoire and a Spare Foyt Chassis for Indy 500?

I feel like wanting to pry the theater of wanting to reenact the greatest Qualifying Moment in Indy 500 History with a Spare Foyt Chassis AND The Same Pit Crew from the year Stefan Gregoire tried to bump Arie Luyendyk,Jr. from the Indy 500?

Frankly, the pretense is bench racing at its best. And , would we risk our necks just for someone who's only not raced an IndyCar Start this Decade or a Formula One Start? And, I feel like seeing if AJ Foyt would pull the old spare chassis tactic one last time? (Hey, it could really be the One Last Time he'd pull that tactic!)

And, I feel the chariots would want a different chassis other than Dallara and one that would not burn on impact. And, we'd know we'd be out of 20th Century Indy 500 Heroes on the track, but, I feel as if all options are on the table.

The hole in the story that wouldn't hold water is AJ Foyt wouldn't recall anyone he'd fired. And, speaking of holes, I wonder if in storytelling, it would be one tough and unpleasant win if TK got injured the same matter as Bourdais did last year and the 14 missed the greatest spectacle in racing.

I feel we'd need to keep our options on the table so we don't brawl for Brian Vickers, Sam Hornish,Jr. and Buddy Rice.

Bachelor Day Games: The Bachelor/Bachelorette Intervention

I feel I am being loose, or as loose as Meredith is Conservative. Or Trishelle is educated. Beyond Reality TV Misnomers, I feel the Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise has the sublety of chasing Brides and Bridesmaids in Wedding Dresses. (Really NOT a Good Image).

And, speaking of really not a good image, would anyone who'd run like he's the next God's Gift to Women run up our star power? The problem is, Star Power is not to be misused. And, speaking of subtle, plastering yourself as Ted in "Ted 3" when Seth McFarlane handed off the voice to just anyone is comical.

And, who, in good faith would steal away Trista Sutter the second she's divorced? And, I really don't want to speak to the lack of values or ethics, but, miracles by the season don't just land in Centerville.

And, people would have to LOVE you before your inserted into Texas' Power. I am serious like Grambling SHOULD Win LSU's recruits. Doesn't mean it happens, but, I feel terrible in Sloanizing the Deep South Again.

And, subtle would explain Scott Speed and a Full Indy Car or NHRA Mello Yello War. Like. Yeah. Right.


Monday, March 5, 2018

Gwyneth, Leo and Wonder Woman: Oscar Snubs we Won't Let Go

I feel it was bad enough snubbing Gwyneth Paltrow an Oscar Nomination all because The Weinsteins where insistent on a Full Contact Shakespeare, it was bad snubbing Leonardo DiCaprio his Oscar and Hollywood still won't hear the end of it, and institutionally icing Wonder Woman off when we didn't deny the Cream of the Crop Rose to the Top and INSTEAD, we normalized ODB.

And, frankly, people have the right to 500 Years of Buildings Within Reason. And, I feel what bugs me is we'd act indifferently to Mount Olympus, and we'd bring shame to a dark decade further which at the beginning, we couldn't decide who'd win, so we'd expanded the nominations instead, which was a HUGE Mistage.

And, performance gulfs are bad for business. We are drafted in and we still couldn't do the same old thing from before. In the World I'd live in, I'd much, much rather be the hero when the World Sorts itself out. Instead, we'd have leadership who's daring us to dismiss them one way or another and moving on any old way is the law.

The moral here, is Ryan Seacrest is NOT Dick Clark or Carson Daly and we almost dismissed Kelly Ripa 2 Years Ago! And, the moral placidness is not good.

The moral is we should enjoy the time we have with our people, or better yet, like Larry Dixon, enjoy the time we have with our kids. And, I don't feel like wanting to search for quality, where prestige soaked the air. And, without our king, or order, people want to throw dinner parties like block parties and too many good things rip through the cracks. It would be wonderful and beautiful to keep playing "Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers" like it was fun and not work, and checks profitted and not bounced harder than what the Stock Market called profits and we'd know who swims naked because we see it through their Tiger Stripes and their mannerisms through and blue.

The Weirdness Around Brock Lesnar's Supercushy Work Schedule

I am not a WWE or Other Pro Wrestling Fan, let alone Fight Commission, which the lack of communication has allowed Brock Lesnar to have a Supercushy Work Schedule. No, it won't sell T-Shirts and Hats, and no, again, Brock Lesnar will do what Brock Lesnar will do.

I feel the US Anti Doping Agency is holding the line on Brock Lesnar's MMA Return. And, the civic duty of these Fight Commissions smack of the City Council and School Board Consolidating Power like Lincoln Community and Clarence Lowden. And, truth be told, Brock Lesnar's whole career has fit in the pest category.

I wished, too, we didn't pass the trash on andecotes. I think in Vince McMahon's crumbling empire of WWE Wrestling, this smacks of Jeff Jarrett taking his belt to the WCW and ECW to out-Jericho Y2J. We are 19 Years in this Millenium and I feel our one true job was having Ali vs. Tyson or Foreman vs. Tyson, not just delaying damaged goods.

I know the Olympics are not a USA All Day,Every Day show, but, I feel where is Jim McKay to turn the hat when you need him? And, for better or worse, we'd need USA National Sponsors in the Olympic Village, including the McDonald's as a safe harbor better than Chicago. To be frank, I hate to whip more spiels out of yarn, but, I feel having overdue conversations on transferring from 1st Ballot Hall of Famers to 1st Ballot Also Rans like WWE still won't hear the end of Undertaker's Wrestlemania loss and that was 4 Years Ago.

Sunday, March 4, 2018

ARCA Superheroes Should Race Eastern Iowa and Cupizing Racing Schedules

I feel the ARCA Superheroes, definitely better known as the ARCA RE/MAX Racing Series Presented By Menards, should take a long hard look at Eastern Iowa. And, I feel what is too deep or deep enough for me is having Nashville Fairgrounds in Cup against a sinking Mayor Office in the Davidson, because there are too many individuals who'd work too hard NOT to care like Iowa City.

And, I am looking into miracles for a lot of 1st Division Racing Schedules. I have nothing against these new school series, but, I grew up on the Cup and IndyCar Scenes and NHRA and ASA Scenes, which a las, was able to happen thanks to General Motors and Anderson, which I am dismayed at its welfare check state, even though I have been closer to Cedar Rapids, but, instead, was in a hurry in abandoning multi generational safe havens and I feel the Middle Belmont Story wove the fabric.

And, I feel salty there's no Short Track in Birmingham-Jefferson County and I feel Louisville has to do the Right Thing like Spike Lee, but, I feel I wouldn't just Cupize or Truckize Racing Schedules for my and a lot of people's All Star to Labor Day Pleasure, but, I feel like caring for these cars, the people behind these cars, actually having a correct major in Non Winged Sprint Cars, and we are closer to a looney eclipse than a lunar eclipse.

Having I-55, Gateway, Springfield and a True Fair Race in Cup, and DuQuion in A "Homer The Great" Formation between the Brickyard 400 and the Southern 500 be miraculous in its own wonderful and beautiful way in Stray Dogs, Corny Dogs, Funnel Cake, Schoolyard, and a Shopping Mall Fashion.

Saturday, March 3, 2018

Sports In Fantasyland

I feel there is a sense of making up the rules as we go in Sports. And, in Supercross, we have a habit of people claiming people who didn't make their bike/gear famous. Or, trying to claim 100,000 More of ANYTHING just to claim jump established pros.

And, what is backwater to me is too many guys leap onto girls or cling to them. And, while we are in fantasyland, why is it Dario Franchitti wears a Detroit Marquee? And, our president suppresses the better stuff at the port on purpose.

If the Anamosa guy played for Iowa and the Monticello guy played for Northern Iowa, they'd play the Dome and the Pizza Guarantees down left and right. And, for all those contested Oscar Votes, they'd still talk about Harvey Weinstein's Statued Bishop instead?

Matter of fact, we are as a movie public not over snubbing Titanic as rude as we did, and not over snubbing the LGBT Community 500 Years of their Buildings, and 500 Years of the Women's Buildings, all before Social Media blew apart, and how low can we keep going? And, I feel like daring those awards out of hiding and doing real work to earn them instead.

Friday, March 2, 2018

College Football Poll 4077 Discipline Board 4077 2018

This is not a board I want to see Programs on, or Programs Want to see themselves on. The danger of this board it is a combination of real things that are demerits that contribute to Postseason Bans.

NCAA Related

Ole Miss Rebels                                  SEC

-Closer to 0-12 than 12-0

Commander In Chief

Air Force Falcons                  Mountain West

Army Black Knights              Independent

Navy Midshipmen              American

Postseason Ban Due to Government Accountability Issues, which are too deep to count

Problems With Women

Florida State Seminoles ACC

Postseason Ban was mainly due to Last Year's Near Meltdown and trying to save their Postseason Eligibility over DELAWARE STATE?!?!?!?! And, unresolved issues with Jimbo Fisher walking out and leaving Leon County and the ACC Hanging.

Arizona Wildcats Pac 12

Postseason Ban was to do with the Attorney General dismissing Rich Rodriguez. I feel it is a Third World Energy where you have key players playing money harder than the standings.

Michigan State Spartans Big Ten

Postseason Ban Lack of Self Control. I feel this terminology is all new from this Champion, not the NCAA or NAIA and I am going to call first strike before the NCAA finishes their matters. First Take or being surly at Mrs. Raisman's Expense is not a good or a strong image, especially when constructive strength is needed to be law.

New Mexico Lobos Mtn. West

Postseason Ban due to Bob Davie's Witness Harassment. I am not going to repeat what he said, because I take pride in being family, kind of family and inclusive, but, I will be hammer when the NCAA won't or is not in a hurry.

Louisville Cardinals ACC

Postseason Ban I still stood on it after Rick Pitino's dismissal. I stand on it for another year over the darkening of Kevin Ware and the transferring of the Men's Basketball Title to Michigan and being responsible for the nastiest Final Four games in history.

Blog 600: Arizona Can't Keep Their Rocks in a Row

I'd wish Arizona would have had a Basketball Coach that carried Paintcans like Basketballs as if that was the way a Pennsylvania Man Should Handle His Business, or a Highly Functional Football Coach who'd genesize the Charge to the 61st Program. BUT, NO!

Sean Miller is more confident he'd win a wiretap and a problem jock North Carolina wouldn't give the time of day to. And, Rich Rodriguez, lest we forget, would be a 4 Time Liar and a 3 Time Loser who'd have more schemes to making money than Barney Rubble.

And, Kevin Sumlin was spared of unemployment no thanks to Rich Rod's Rocks, and Texas A and M, instead of World Changers, has misfits, President Young who makes College Station soft, and THEY replaced the Oreo who was better off not in College Station with the different Oreo who will always be blamed over Jameis.

And, since Arizona had the first Black Head Men's Basketball Coach after Illinois State, they've had someone who's at least could reinvigorate any program. Tucson is a worser Iowa City and it is conflicted and complicated. And, I feel the heat of keeping their rocks in a row only makes Arizona lose their handle and spout more.

And, we know how bad the West is not doing it. And, that makes Iowa State and SMU win bigger and I think this is a snap of going too hard to not going at all.

Why Not An Instant Emergency Goalie Jersey in Hockey?

I am loosely inspired by the New York Hockey Rangers "McBackup #69" Jersey Issuance, and I feel my way of dealing with it is "Tribute #99", granted, even though there hasn't been an on-ice 99 since Wayne Gretzky retired in 1999, but, I feel that the 99 should be kept around on scholarship either for stars or emergency backup.

And, I feel an emergency backup jersey would be in Minnesota the North Stars Logo, East Bay the Oakland Seals Logo and Hartford the Whalers Logo. I feel that having to have Goalies like a line would be great and having a 6th Goalie where the Other 5 go down where he looks different than the other guys on the ice , like the Soccer Goalie looks different on the field.

And, I feel the Rangers need to sell "McBackup #69" jerseys by any means necessary. And, I feel it'd be fun to have someone else not look like everyone else. It could be a short term answer like slicking the tires so they won't pop, but, its an answer nonetheless.

Is Barstool Responsible For the Decline in Sports Radio?

 I'd feel that Barstool Sports and its trashy ilk are Responsible for a Decline in Sports Radio. It takes the Shock Jock Mentality of th...