I mean, nobody's gonna like Oklahoma Teachers Striking, when miseducation is for the kids. And, I feel we'd need a Barry Switzer coaching draft like a Jagomir Jagr draft where the prize is to deny Tulsa Union and Jenks the Postseason if it gets to Late August and the consolation prize is to get your Crazy Uncle's Cousin Jagermeisters and say your Sergei Vladkov.
Meanwhile, coaching oppurtunities from Pop Warner to Oklahoma State star these people: Abraham Lincoln Impersonators, Regular Stiffs , Brian Bosworth and his Traveling Schedule and Meterogologists, if the Tornado Season is not out of hand.
And, before the Ice Cream Man and the Meat Counter Guy argue on who's Oklahoma President, they can have Pokey Pierce for Triple Crown/Oklahoma King/ General Manager. On Day 84 of the Red Hot Summer, King Henry the Eighth Impersonator would run for Governor, and win Tulsa in his sleep.
In the end, I'd feel the Supersonics would walk back into our lives as NBA Expansion with Louisville and the Thunder walk off to Birmingham to rebel against this madness and the NBA would have to walk into Oklahoma as NBA Expansion to call it even.
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