Saturday, April 15, 2017

If Fernando Alonso Wins Indy and Jenson Button Wins Monaco...

I feel like having to state the unintended Open Wheel Tail Wind that has became a Full On Gust of If Fernando Alonso Wins Indy and Jenson Button Wins Monaco, I think Jenson Button Invitiation Tour would be Hawkeye Downs, Cedar County, Benton County, Independence Motor, Marshalltown, Toronto, Long Beach and his 1st Indianapolis 500. I feel if Fernando Alonso runs Indy, Sam Hornish has to run Toronto, Long Beach and the Indy 500.

Granted, other than seeing the boardwall break shockingly, to the chagrin of Ron "Don't Bring Up Weekend Football To Me" Dennis, and other than testing up the American Public, I think the Indy 500 is supposed to be theater, and unless someone ran Hoosier-Hulman-Little-Night Before the 500-Indy 500 and won 3 of those 5 or Won All 5, that be just as theater as the Indianapolis 500.

Granted, in the Southern Fried Crow of all this, with the Mashed Potatoes, Gravy, and Biscuits of all this, racing is still a business, like it or not. I feel like too, even though the accomplishment board is starting to open up offline in this future.

Rather than taxing the bar, which barkeeps hate, why not raise the bar?

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