Sunday, October 27, 2019

The Commissioner's Guide to Major Offices

I don't know if we'd run out of Stuffshirt the XIII or heaven forbid, Career and Life High Achievers that only hit the high notes up until they fell off, but, what if we only took office for the $174,000 Check only to hide in Washington DC and had the barest of bones of not having a Congressional Staff?

I'd believe the whole house would flip worse than Sunday Morning, and we wouldn't be led to The Sunday Morning again. Instead, it would be a holy game of "Hold My Manhattans".

It would be a convenient way to get a pension and win ire without even trying to. And, the only problem is there'd be no Social Service, no Park Avenue and worse, we'd be freeballed by a President who'd be more than happy to throw money at things.

It would be having to prep Ted Williams against Ferguson Jenkins in the All Time Boston Red Sox vs. All Time Chicago Cubs World Series and the scrub who'd be the Arizona Wildcats Student would play BIG...HERO....like it shook your 3DHDDigital TV and Older Football Video Games where all 3DHDDigital TV before it was fashionable.

If we ran into actors to play teacher and we had to yell every last profane and vulgar command to get order, than we'd let that be that.  But, I feel that it is too chaotic to even that and I doubt it would be a joy to Work at Work.

I don't know if it was the next worst thing to inventing your Own Senate District and Senator, but it would be against the grain even for people who'd know Grain Prices are on the Front Page of their Local Newspaper.

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