Trevor Bauer Will Go to Trial Before He is Allowed to Mount a Comeback!

 As a Public Service Announcement, Trevor Bauer will go to Trial before he is Allowed to Mount a Comeback! I'd think he'd try to sue to win his Freedom and his Career back, a la Darrell Alderman, but, he is not going to be successful.

It would be dangerous to believe that Trevor Bauer would always not be off Law Enforcement's Radar. It would be another Denny McLain, except a lot more Hot Tempered and a Lot Less Manageable and Coachable. 

I'd feel what should be Commissioner Manfred's Responsibility to Baseball is employing Good People. I don't think Commissioner Manfred would be capable of such Late Model Friends Aisha Tyler Casting.

I feel that Trevor Bauer would not mount a Good Defense, he would try to be Defensive, especially if his life is on fire. The biggest mistake that anyone could do is have him go Free until something else happens and everything else goes off again.

2700th Blog: The Rise, Injury and Fall of Michael Vick in Secret Base

 Michael Vick would be like the Tyler back Home in Lisbon, except, it was a Lot Bigger and Much More Hypercompetitive. The Rise involved Michael Vick's Real Life Cousin, Aaron Brooks, who was the only Saints Quarterback other than Drew Brees to helm a Playoff Win in their Lore, Allen Iverson, who still molds the kids, and Lawrence Taylor.

This is not my Favorite Chapter, because that was the Last One. And, City High Alumni Tim Dwight, who believe it or not is NOT my Favorite Little Hawk, or is Coach McCarney, but instead is one of my JEL Era Classmates at the DPH. This is not about High School, it is about the Atlanta Falcons.

Tim Dwight only became an Atlanta Falcon after the Intense Arguments and Equally Intense Trade Calls for Hines Ward fell through. Tim Dwight only became a Trade Piece to the San Diego Super Chargers when all other Options Fell Through.

AI and Vick still mold the Kids, and that put an eraser to the Invincible Lambeau Field and the Frozen Tundra everybody's Dad and Uncle Held like the Wisconsin Man said it was not real life. To the Wisconsin Man and His Family, it is still not real life.

The blender in these years is the Holder and Bay, as the Bay, Tampa Bay, became Division Rivals at this Time, and the Holder, the Carolina Football Panthers, held down real consequences. Carolina and Atlanta are the Only NFL/NFC Membership without a World Championship and Atlanta is the Only One Without a World Championship from the Pre-Merger Years.

Having to color it differently, as a St. Louis Man, I wanted that St. Louis vs. New England Super Bowl Rematch. That did not happen. I feel that Jim Mora,Jr. was another one of those That 70's Hires the Falcons comfortably rooted themselves into. Michael Vick was anything but the Consummate Professional and even for a Franchise that had not seen Normal, the Abnormal Explosion of Business was Abnormal.

Bobby Petrino only wanted to be with Michael Vick and that didn't happen. At this point in history, the Falcons did not have Back to Back Winning Seasons or Postseasons in their Club History, and that was later in the Ryan Years.

What Would Donda Do?

 I am talking about the Actual Donda West, and I had a feeling that Kanye was getting on his Axl Rose Phase and not getting off that ride like it was the 6th Time Around that Train. I mean, we all have Females in our lives, Past and Present, Dead, Alive, or Indian Food (I inserted that to make light on 1980's Pop Culture), and doing them greasy is not a Good Image.

Kanye is not just A Hero, but THE Hero, albeit Uncomfortable, to a New Generation of Youth, particularly Black Male Youth who'd be stuck with Mr. I Threw 5 Touchdowns in High School or an Emotional Wreck who'd be stuck with One A-Hole and Turning Out a Different Kind of A-Hole.

Kanye West is not going to see 50. The Cultural, namely, the Pop Cultural Portion of Chicago is taking more than a Slug. It is getting kicked around like Jeremy Mayfield, and like Jeremy Mayfield, is not afraid to throw punches or steal what they want.

This hero worship makes my House Hollow, and I am speaking from Cedar Rapids and Marion. I am not proud to admit I am a Role Model, but, the least I could say is not fall for Peer Pressure.

I feel like I am starving about everything from Employment to Human Decency and No Girl wants to Bring Out Her Wedding Dress after Her Wedding. It is not a religious experience having the 27 and 108 in Chicago, because the Latter would bring Consternation to the City.

Bishop Sycamore is No Laughing Matter!

 For the decency of what is good in High School Football, Bishop Sycamore is No Laughing Matter! Worse, the Coach has Multiple Warrants for his Arrest and there are a myriad of JUCO Washouts and Dismissals who'd lie, cheat and steal.

Worse, these guys hate going to Class! It is hypocritical and uncalled for, because the 614 is the Capital of Class! I would have been fine with a City Shaming if ESPN had actually been interested in Cedar Rapids Washington vs. Cedar Rapids Jefferson.

Cedar Rapids Jefferson would have lived with the National Shaming, but, that is neither here or there. And, worse, actual Fraud went down just to get these kids where appalling.

Most legit Schools don't want to Play IMG Sports and that is the legit High Schools. I feel that it is not funny or amusing, and the rub is the Lie, Cheat and Steal.

58-0 is bad enough for anyone. 58-0 and Stealing National TV Time is Even Worse.

I don't make up why the 614 is the Capital of Class, even though we Black and Gold Territory. The worst thing is Bishop Sycamore is blighting High School Football and Thumbing its Nose at the Rulebook.

Let's See How Many Teams Dan Snyder Can Mess Up?

 The Washington Spirit's Power Struggle would invite Dan Snyder to say "I'M A HELOPHILIAC!" to get into, out of and back into Fights. I feel that the Power Struggles between the Washington Spirit and the DC United would invite Dan Snyder to own them and dislocate them to the Snyder's Tomb of FedEx Field.

The terror of Dan Snyder is well, well into Sports Infamy. If you gave a Womanizer a Women's Sports Team, your alienating actual Women. If you gave a Womanizer With Money a Women's Sports Team, you'd alienate Little Girls and their Moms. Dan Snyder would be given Cheerleaders, a Team, a Culture, and he'd destroy it!

At Snyder's Crypt, Cryptkeeper Snyder would sell a ton of Bud Lights and Busch Lights and they'd lead the NWSL in Beer Sales. Dan Snyder would want more T and A, when Commissioner Goodell warned him off of the T and A.

And worse, he'd ice being the Barry Switzer of NFL Owners. I would believe he would double down on the T and A and ice out the Actual Women Athletes even further. Everyone is running around DC like it was a Problem and at this rate, they'd name the Football Team after the DC United.

Worse, you'd hire a Drunken Narcoleptic to Manage and Think He's Coach as the Real Coach doesn't even have Her Autograph Cards. You'd have a Pastor be a Peacemaker, than you'd have the Ice Cream Man think he's CEO, and the Real CEO would look mad.

08292021 College Football Poll

 1 Illinois       1-0   1-1 9-4 UTSA   25 NR

2 UNLV        0-0    3-0 9-2 E. Washington 24 -1

3 SMU         0-0     3-0 9-4 Abilene Christian 23 -1

4 Syracuse    0-0     3-0 9-4 @ Ohio       22 -1

5 Florida        0-0    3-0 9-4 FAU           21 -1

6 Texas Tech  0-0    3-0 9-4 A vs. Houston @ NRG Stadium 20 -1

7 UCLA         0-0     2-0 9-4 LSU 19 +1

8 Georgia Southern 0-0 2-0 9-4 Gardner Webb 18 -1

9 Marshall             0-0 2-0 9-4 @ 16 Navy 17 -1

10 Buffalo     0-0  1-0  9-2 Wagner 16

11 Army                1-0 9-4 @Georgia State 15 +8

12 Colorado State 0-0 3-0 9-4 S. Dakota State 14 

13 Georgia Tech 0-0 3-0 9-4 20 NIU 13

14 Arkansas       0-0 3-0 9-4 Rice 12

15 Indiana         0-0 2-0 9-4 @ Iowa 11 -9

16 Navy            0-0 1-0 9-4 9 Marshall 10 -1

17 Kansas State 0-0 1-0 9-4 H vs. Stanford @ Arlington,TX 9 -1

18 UTEP          0-0 1-0 9-4 Bethune Cookman 8 NR

19 Texas State 0-0 0-0 9-4 Baylor 7 +1

20 NIU           0-0 0-0 9-4 @ 13 Georgia Tech 6 +1

21 Washington 0-0 2-1 9-4 Montana 5 +1

22 BYU                 1-1 9-4 vs. Arizona @ LV 4 NR

23 Fresno State 0-0 3-0 9-4 @ Oregon 3 +2

24 Louisville  0-0 3-0 9-6 vs. Ole Miss @ Atlanta 2 -1

25 S. Carolina 0-0 3-0 9-4 E. Illinois 1 -1

Dropped Out:

11 New Mexico State

17 Minnesota

18 Louisiana Tech

Hoody Hoo Is In Charge of ARCA?

 I am going to be blunt, the ARCA Menards Series and its Subsystems are due for a Rebranding.  I am calling a Point having to tie Master P's Best Hit and tying it up to ARCA. 

Fans are royally impatient and I feel the Manufacturers and General Tire are wanting to push down a Rebranding, because it is a Lean Set of Years, and I am Itchy for a Healthy Movement that doesn't star Hailie Deegan, Taylor and Tanner Gray and Ty Gibbs.

All those kids want to pursue Winston Cup and I feel I am owed some serious answers. Illinois Tim Richmond is headed home to where they haven't recovered from Pearl Harbor Day 1993 when Eagle cut those Hard Working Jobs, not the Tim Richmond that illicits emotion and the Tim Richmond Stories.

The sad thing, is we are living those Tim Richmond Stories again! I feel as a Late Model Fan, I want to see when ARCA came to Hawkeye Downs, Tipton or Vinton, someone at least give me reason to buy merchandise and tickets later on.

My biggest gripe is at Ilmor or Thrill-mor. Ilmor has earned the Jackson 5 Degree of Jokes for Generations now, and I feel if we had a decent Engine Program that was not neutered tomorrow, would Car Counts improve? The dangerous thing is I am spitballing something akin of "The Hero of the Underground" and nobody wants to be heroic.

I feel that the truth is Ty Gibbs is not going to be confused with Mike Eddy, Bob Senneker or Frank Kimmel. It hurt different that Taylor Gray, who's already on a Short Leash because of how his Brother, Tanner, mistreated the NHRA on the Way Out, lent the Proud ARCA Series some unwanted lowlights.

It's the Milwaukee Mile and the haze of Michigan, Drew Dollar, Thad Moffitt, who actually had to race for Sponsors, and the Kevin Reeds blew sideways after hours. This is ARCA's House, not an After Hours Club and it is still burning.

I'd feel the biggest wrap is having to be stuck in a Lifestyle vs. Actually Doing Racing Things.

The Cold and Ardent Belief Nebraska is in their Oasis Phase

There is a Cold and Ardent Belief that Nebraska is in their Oasis Phase. Generally, Nebraska is THE Family Show and having to turn the headiness of the Mid 1990's Pop Charts between Nirvana and Britney Spears on the Program.

This is not bragging, especially when Nebraska had tried to Stack the Deck with Texas, Southern California and Florida and the Deck has been Flushed with Expulsion Processes and Dismissals, along with Transfer Portals. It is more than a Social Taboo to lose at the Home of the State Championship, it is a Crisis Point.

The coldness is not Family Friendly, and I am thinking how it would end is Trev Alberts is not going to have the Courage to Fire Scott Frost, but, instead, that decision will come from above. Nebraska is For The Kids, and the Kids, we can't deny, are not happy.

I am not a Cornhusker, and conversely, I would state this like it was Mount Mercy. Instead of a Pumped Up Oasis in Ed Sheeran, the Cornhusker Fan and his Family are going to look back at this era in Anger. 

It was not just losing at the Home of the State Championship, it was how they lost at the Home of the State Championship. It is not Des Moines, but instead, Champaign Urbana and putting on the Drunk in the Drunken Narcolepsy.

And, the Faculty can't be any more happier and even if you tried to make them refocus on the Moon, that they won't change the subject that easily. 

Atlanta Falcons Secret Base Review 4: Destroyer

 The Dirty Birds Chapter of the Atlanta Falcons Secret Base hit differently. Atlanta became a Bastion of American and even African American Culture that still hits different today. Speaking of hitting different, I'll take you back home to Lisbon,Iowa.

The fact when the Atlanta Falcons got hot, one day, my Paraeducator, Mrs. Wendler and Mrs. Kim Meyer encouraged me to look up Atlanta Falcons History at School and ask the Atlanta Falcons for a Historical Printout. When I got the Return in the Mail, I was stunned that the Grits Blitz even existed because they where not on the ESPN NFL Films Summer Replays. Also, separate, my High School Math Teacher (Mrs. Donald) had Neal Smith's Niece in Class in Kansas City and Mr. Meyer, who'd now be Superintendent at Bellevue in Bellevue, IA, would tell how Jeff George always had to avoid people.

June Jones was later Hawaii and SMU, but, that was where the story didn't take off. The 1998 Falcons where Destroyers and People Do Not Realize how No One Before or Since had became Destroyers in the Same Matter as the Atlanta Falcons. 

They destroyed the San Francisco 49ers and that was back when the San Francisco 49ers had No Management at the Time, Costing Them Valuable Super Bowls. And, made Minnesota Worse on the Real Life Day Current Day Tampa Bay Buccaneer and Mount Vernon High School Alumni Tristan Wirfs was Born.

A lot of this post was about home and I am not one who'd wax protestant about Home, and the Crater of being 1st Time Super Bowl Favorites crashed when Jamaal Anderson got hurt on that Feeble and Unforgiving Texas Stadium Turf. There was no Cashing In or Subtlety as in the only thing that was Conservative was Homer Simpson Spiking the Bowling Ball into the Floor.

A lot of the Millennium Falcons Habits of that Period was going for That 70's Show of Football Personalities for Head Coaches.

Aaliyah, Dad's Rights and You Should Have Thought of that When You Had the Chance!

 I'd feel my best Aaliyah tale is tied back to "Are You That Somebody?" and it would make Deadbeat Dads madder than Lisa Loeb and Sheryl Crow. I feel Dad's Rights should be "You Should Have Thought of that When You Had the Chance!" and that is my argument when Peter Francis Geraci came on the Sports Channel or its later equals.

"I'm not just any Black" had something to do with the Extortionist R. Kelly and he was one of the first Signature Boondocks Episodes in Show History. I feel for as much as the Student Section Energy has been used, I'd wish the Student Section Energy was used for Trusting the Expulsion Process when Someone was not willing to leave and people weren't willing to stay because of said creep, Protecting Battered or Other Women and Calling Out Deadbeat Dads and Other Behavioral Problems, namely Male.

I feel a 42 Year Old Aaliyah would have had nothing to do with these Games and the later Chain Reaction left R and B Vulnerable to R. Kelly, Jacquees and Chris Brown, as Brandy had her Car Accident, Angie Scott had her Type 2 Diabetes make the Media, and Monica fell off.

One of those Women was Cinderella, even though that was not a Critical Smash to everyone, and it was more "The Heat's Off". Diana Ross would have never imagined being the Fairy Godmother if it was Offered to Her.

The Internet is 25 Years Old and it still is not a Champion. People don't have the Money and they get mad when they don't have the Money, too. It shows in our Social Media.

I am probably believing Melissa Joan Hart, Avril Lavigne and Britney Spears won't make 50 with their Health Problems.

10 Of My Favorite Variants that Need to be Discovered

 I feel I am doing a Public Service in Calling Out 10 of my Favorite COVID Variants that need to be discovered and I'll start with The.

1. Bauer Variant. This is not 24 and Trevor Bauer is causing a different variant in eliminating the Civil Fans and letting the Drunks run amok.

2. The Cuomo Variant. This needs to be cleaned out of New York Politics, or New York will turn into Illinois.

3. The DC Variant. The DC Variant causes everyone and their Dog not to work around Washington DC.

4. The Haas Variant. Gene Haas is hogging America's Formula One Fortunes and deterring an American from Formula One's Top Step.

5.The Jilted Variant. The Bachelor has gotten so bad that I am rooting for Trista Sutter to be Single, like Literally Tomorrow.

6. The Quagmire Variant. This one hits on everything that is Female and turns everything into an STD.

7. The Snyder Variant. Affects everything else around Washington DC, too.

8. The Trump Variant. Makes every Republican State look Like South Park.

9. The Wisconsin Variant. Where you pick apart serious leaders and replace them with Soft Leaders.

10. The Youngstown Variant. Where you bribe your way to Freedom.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue and Reality Hurts!

 My reaction to losing Robin Miller and Bob Jenkins in a 2 and A Half Week Period was not necessarily shock, but, it still hurt. I'd think by far, this is the toughest year in the Post Merger Era as far as a Whole Calendar Year has been.

I'd have my AJ Foyt retirement reaction with Bob Jenkins and I'd have my Science Report with Robin Miller. Both of them where on different ends of the academic spectrum. One was Yes Sir-No Sir Journalism and the Other was more of a Pain.

I'd feel that we are losing out on the USAC Era and that is painful. A lot of Motorsports for the Longest Time was not a Lifestyle.

We have been through plenty of tough Calendar Years since the Merger, but, this year has to be #1.

The 3rd Leg of the Secret Base Series Changed the NFL History

 The Atlanta Falcons had a Role in keeping the AFL Franchises Intact in the Early 1970's through the Anderson Plan, and I'd still want the Georgia Red Helmets and Jerseys Full Stop and the Grits Blitz Full Stop again. Jerry Glanville was not just one of their usual 1970's Shows that came to town, he came Full On like the Midnight Rider.

Jerry Glanville was the kind of person who'd reserve Tickets for Elvis, Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper. That would seem harmless in comparison , because he tried to be an Elvis Impersonator and a Winston Cup Series Driver. His handprints are still all over the Franchise.

Other than taking advantage of a Montana-less 49ers, the signature would be denying the Saints a Playoff Win Until 2000. A lot of the Aggressiveness and the Head Knocking like it was a Pro Football Equal of the East St. Louis Flyers are still there today.

There is reason why they don't play TLC at NFL Stadiums, because of the Late Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes. And in closing of the Video, it gave San Francisco One of the 2 Franchise Defining Infuriating Losses to this Day.

I'd can't wait for the Holder in the Beavis, Butthead, Holder and Bay of the NFC South and that would be the Carolina Football Panthers. Both their overlapping histories would include whaling on the Great San Francisco 49ers for their Division Championships, having the Most Dominating NFC Championships Without a Super Bowl, and being the Only 2 NFL/NFC Legacies out of 18 Without a World Championship of Any Kind.

Even though there has been a Playoff Meeting with the Bay in Tampa Bay, but the tie with the current Tampa Bay Buccaneers has been the fact Tristan Wirfs's Real Life Birthday was how the Minnesota Vikings just lost it.

Lionheart, JW and BC Forever

 The emotions in losing Dan Wheldon, Justin Wilson, and Bryan Clauson within a 5 Year Period cuts too deep. All 3 would have been more Indianapolis 500's later on. 

With Dan Wheldon, he was the lead catalyst that got me back on the Indy Car Scene. I don't know if it is the Saving Nashville in Racing, which is immeasurable, but the League didn't have to get me an Autograph Card. I feel that losing Lionheart still is Raw even now, namely when I'd snap over Swede Savage and losing Greg Moore at the Same Time in that History 12 Years Earlier made me emotional.

I was telling everyone it was the Biggest Non Indianapolis 500 Field in a Generation. I didn't see anything good out of a Helicopter Ride as the Screen went Dynasty Black like that one Season Finale in 1985. A lot of my feelings before I'd latched onto Wheldon was "Peace Out, I'd Want the Arena Football Game" and that was my attitude.

Justin Wilson hit differently, especially if that was my 1st Favorite Driver since the Late Greg Moore. To this Day, I'd really, really want a Full Season and a Sprint Car Hero as my Favorite Driver, which has been hard to latch on to a New Favorite. I couldn't pretend the circumstances out of any of those losses.

And, losing Bryan Clauson wound up twisting the emotions of the Knoxville Nationals that year and the fact Belleville lost their signature the same day as Englishtown in 2018 was not fake and unnerving. 

I don't like the Overcrowding in the Indy Car Scene and I'd rather have a Competent, Non-Operation Quickfind Indy Lights, even though I'd go to my Dying Day about the W Series not making Year 6 and Formula E having to be losing corporate support.

Would the Demise of OnlyFans be Met in Court?

 I feel OnlyFans is Only Guilty of Financial and Sexual Exploitation of these Adult Entertainers. The worst thing that we can do is tell people to Go to Work or Have to Actually Work for their $$$$$ (Allegedly, Not Well), particularly if these people are Female.

The whole pretense of the move was to deal with these Weird Things out the Door. OnlyFans had a Herculean Hold on a Lot of Things, when we where unable to get out the house.

I am not a Lawyer and I would not want to bring this up on a Kinda Family Site, but, the Demise of OnlyFans would be met in Court like President Trump. Not necessarily the obvious, but, Women's Health and Women's Justice would go hand and hand in court and it would be as incendiary as a Capital Trial.

We'd go back and forth like Dallas Carter just lost it again about Working From Home or Away From Home. I'd think that in American Courtroom History, we'd have a Fiery Red Docket and More Women having to march in over a Loss of Income and Status to their Friends and Families like it was Miracle on 42nd Street.

If this where a More Conservative America, or World, this would not exist. It would blow out worse than the Dot-Com Bubble and we have not had a Social Media Bubble, but the real bubble burst is in the Apps, or the Dating Apps.

Speaking of guilty, I feel the hate was not worth it and the money would feel like it was nothing when later, having fun would cost $ and you'd need to work to have fun.

Would Dislocating and Relocating a Winter Olympics Help the Bills Get a New Stadium?

 I feel I would put the Sales in the Sales Pitch, and if COVID-19 forced us to delay another Olympics, I would use having to not only dislocate a Winter Olympics, but, relocate one from Beijing to Buffalo.

That would also make easier a Replacement to Ralph Wilson Stadium, and I'd root on a Dome, too. I would think the Only Way the Buffalo Bills would win a Super Bowl would be Go Undefeated, and that would start a Brady Rebellion, causing 8 Champions in 10 Years.

I would feel that repatriotating the Winter Olympics to America from China would be a Social and a Political Statement. There would be no awkward Matt Lauer, no Redeyed Bob Costas, no being mad your broke.

Where I would really wedge everything is against the Russians and having not to lose out on the $$$ on the Color of the Medal. It would wedge out the Mountain Motor and it would be a Focused Mountain Motor.

I have proposed before having to use an Anniversary Winter Olympics to push over a Buffalo Bills Stadium. I'd think at the least, having a Downtown Buffalo Stadium instead of Orchard Park would be "Born to Run", namely in the Land of the Man, and the Land of the Man would have to sway and dominate left and right.

It is not Paul Bunyan or Everything's Bigger than Texas. I would jump ahead of Merchandising for a myriad of reasons like a Celebrity All Star VIP Wedding had to happen at Carver Hawkeye. 

18 Things that Will Likely Happen By the Fall of 2025

 I am predicting 18 Things that will happen by the Fall of 2025 or Sooner....

1. We will see a Surge in Economy, without Bailouts or Handouts.

2. Kids will fill out the economy when they become Majority Age.

3. We will have a Real Life Veep as a President, without the excessant Laugh Tracks.

4. I will see the Grits Blitz and the New York Sack Exchange Revivals dominate and stay longer than the Originals.

5. We will root for Divorcees harder than who we'd root against in Sports.

6. We would see 3 Undefeated Teams in Professional Football, including Professional Football's 1st Back to Back Undefeated.

7. I'd actually want to see the New York Sack Exchange with the Joe Willie Kelly Green that has lived forever in our Highlight Reels.

8. We will see 30 Hours of Sitcoms Again, rather than just 30 Sitcoms.

9. The Buffalo Bills will have a New Stadium in Buffalo, New York.

10. We will see Music Videos and Cartoons come up preeminently.

11. Seth McFarlane's Tucker Carlson War will end the Family Guy and the 1990 Simpsons Voices.

12. The Miilennium Falcons will turn 60.

13. One of those years, Atlanta will truly start a Dallas Playoff Rivalry like all of Georgia needs it.

14. The Miami Dolphins will at least have a return to Model Franchise vs. being Fleabag.

15. Realizing 1971 was at the tail end of the 1st Generation of Network TV in this Country.

16. AEW holding down Pro Wrestling would not be a viable option as we'd need a Fight Commission.

17. Mazepin and Dad buying Haas F1 will haunt the State Department Forever, like how the Saudis took the WWE Wrestlers.

18.I'm thinking we will have an American F1 Winner for the First Time Since 1981.

What if Stanford Alumni became like Tennessee?

 Instead of supporting David Shaw, I wonder if Stanford Alumni saw Blood in the Water like Tennessee when Butch Jones fell off? It would taint Stanford even further, and they'd be thrown around Since Brock Turner.

To make and show matters worse, they'd hire Hugh Freeze to replace David Shaw. It would be at first, having to rile up the Troops like Mississippi and having a New Mexico Move just jolt the Other Fan Bases. It would be Shark Week Every Week, and every week would have cost Big Bucks.

And, to continue the Pattern of any Hugh Freeze Future Power 5 Hire, the truth would come out after a Loss they'd should have Won. And then, having the NCAA Smack Stanford around like it was nothing, and instead of just getting DC-9's and Deathwishes, they'd actually have the Money like Old Oil Money Dallas.

What would make such a hire concerning is Since Brock Turner, the Academic Percentage Rate of Stanford University has been worrisomely concerning and Companies are Actively Hiring Away Students Just to Get Out of Stanford instead of getting a Stanford Diploma. It would not be flattering that Stanford would collapse from NCAA Athletic Director Champion to NCAA Doghouse, and the Dogs and the Wolves would come out like they'd bark up the Wrong Tree.

It would make Brown look like Heaven as Stanford would be the Family Guy Champion. It would be Homecoming Dates, Heat Waves and Madness in the Silicon Valley as a lot of those people aren't worth dates, or positive energy.

What Would Happen if You Came In From Literally No Nowhere to Win Everything Big in Auto Racing?

 I would wonder what would happen if you came in from literally no nowhere to win everything big in Auto Racing? When I'd mean no nowhere, you'd have no fans, no job before Auto Racing, no Wanting to Beat Darrell Alderman before your community had to make you realize you had no Car, other than Someone Else's Racecar.

And, then, while we are on this literally Tunnel Run out of Nowhere, you'd have no Social Skills, no High School Diploma, No College, No Alumni Friends, none of that. It would get off the handle and off the spout in a big way, and you'd have to fight to win, including fight those that are Tagalongs and Freshmen like they aren't proving themselves or proving themselves to the Tara on TV.

The moral of the story is the most literal thing is not just having to win, but win big. It would be the Biggest Working Man Hero in the History of Working Man Heroes we have not seen Before or Since. 

It wouldn't be the most Daredevil Happy Racer who'd be not hearing about Shane Hmiel, as my emotions lit up like St. Nick when he was Kyle Busch BEFORE Kyle Busch. While we are on the Mid in the Midstream, there'd be no Playing College Football to Play Social Skills, and the truth is, your Fans know all that.

It would be so literal to be Put in that Box and that would be a thought that would change Sports and Motorsports Forever.

08222021 College Football Poll

 1 UNLV     0-0  3-0  9-2 E. Washington  25 IDLE

2 SMU        0-0 3-0  9-4 Abilene Christian 24 IDLE

3 Syracuse   0-0 3-0 9-4 @ Ohio                23  +5 IDLE

4 Florida      0-0 3-0 9-4 Florida Atlantic    22  +2 IDLE

5 Texas Tech 0-0 3-0 9-4 A vs. Houston at NRG Stadium 21 +8 IDLE

6 Indiana    0-0 2-0  9-4 @ Iowa       20 -3 IDLE

7 Georgia Southern 0-0 2-0 9-4 Gardner Webb 19 NR IDLE

8 UCLA               0-0 2-0 8-28 Hawaii 18 NR

I am not holding back for the Rose Bowl and the Drunken Narcolepsy of LSU

9 Marshall           0-0 2-0 9-4 @ 15 Navy 17 -1 IDLE

10 Buffalo           0-0 1-0 9-2 Wagner 16 -1 IDLE

11 New Mexico State 1-0 8-28 UTEP 15 -1

12 Colorado State 0-0 3-0 9-4 S. Dakota State 14 IDLE

13 Georgia Tech  0-0 3-0 9-4 21 NIU 13 +1 IDLE

14 Arkansas         0-0 2-0 9-4 Rice 12 NR IDLE

15 Navy              0-0 1-0 9-4 9 Marshall 11 +1 IDLE

16 Kansas State  0-0 1-0 9-4 H vs. Stanford @ Arlington,TX 10 NR IDLE

17 Minnesota     0-0 1-0 9-2 Ohio State 9 NR IDLE

18 Louisiana Tech 0-0 0-0 9-4 @ Misssissippi State 8 +2 IDLE

19 Army                       1-0 9-4 @ Georgia State 7 -1 IDLE

20 Texas State      0-0 0-0 9-4 Baylor 6 -1 IDLE

21 NIU                0-0  0-0 9-4 @ 13 Georgia Tech 5 IDLE

22 Washington 0-0 2-1 9-4 Montana  4 IDLE

23 Louisville  0-0 3-0 9-6 vs. Ole Miss @ ATL 3 IDLE

24 S. Carolina 0-0 3-0 9-4 E. Illinois 2 IDLE

25 Fresno State 0-0 2-0 8-28 UConn 1 NR

Dropped Out:

4 Fresno State 

11 Arizona

15 Ole Miss

25 Hawaii

A Different Kind of Mollie Movement

 It is all incredibly loud and uncomfortably close that we'd have a Different Kind of Mollie Movement as in people just being expected a lot and not getting anything. I would make a Different Drink as in, the people behind these Medical Facilities are either Retiring, Quitting or Putting Themselves in a Predicament where'd they'd be dying.

To me, we have been the State that Made Sports Business and Motorsports Business. It was not like our State had a Rainier like Lexington or Stole an Establishment, like Oklahoma City stole the Seattle Supersonics, but, not having Featherlite and Winneabago be in reach muddies up the Motorsports Dollar.

We are in a Scooby Doo Dark Period in our Off Hours and we are intent to Do Nothing. I've lived that and it is dangerous to go through. It would be the Ice Cream Man quit and he never came back. If we had to throw the Riverboat Fund at everything, we would be worse than Mississippi.

The pull is there is already a Mollie Movement to Memorialize Mollie Tibbetts. The only appropriate way to honor and cherish a Memorial and the Life that was Lived was not "What Are You Doing To My House?" like people don't have Houses or Jobs.

I'd wished that Gov didn't act the way She Did or we'd have Toyota. We gave Imagination to Sports, and that Imagination was long before anyone else. I feel absolutely angry at Nick Caracci for destroying not only a Family Show but a Long Held Educational Ethic.

It is a cleansing, and I am not happy for it. The pills are bitter and the only thing that feels good is Cold Beer to some people. In spite of some of our Best Efforts, we'd have Drinking, Doping and Gangs come along too easy when the illusion of one leads to all three.

The push is that the Tempers and the Emotions of not letting someone finish that is supposed to finish is more than Emotional. I don't know if there are people who'd be hands on about these Witch Doctor Cures but not Health Insurance, which the latter would be easier to have Support than Scorn. I'd never stretch a Pharmacy too thin and I'd never throw anything that people would remember to waster.

08212021 Commissioner's Classic Results

 8 Marshall 1-0 7 10 3 3-23 2-0

   Florida State 1-1 0 0 0 0-0 1-2

   BYU     1-1 0 0 0 0-0 1-2

14 Georgia Tech 2-0 7 7 7 0-21 3-0

 Pitt 2-0 7 10 3 3-23 3-0

Wisconsin 0-1 0 0 0 0-0 0-2

Coastal Carolina 0-0 7 10 10 7-34 1-0

Arizona State     0-0 0 0 0 0-0 0-1

15 Ole Miss 2-0 7 0 0 7-14 2-1

1 UNLV      2-0 10 7 7 0-24 3-0

With 2 Parts of the Atlanta Falcons Secret Base Series, the Red Falcon and Grits Blitz need to be Back

 I feel with 2 Parts of the Atlanta Falcons Secret Base Series, I want the Red Falcon and the Grits Blitz to be back. I feel that would cause opinions and consternation within the Football Community, and the indignation of being a Millennium Falcon is a lot of these things run in the Family.

Ticking off the Wisconsin Man and his Family, especially when the State's Misfortunes took a terrifying turn, the raw and utter indignity of burning All Time Greats and being burnt as an All Time Great. Philly Raids that later made that rivalry a War, everyone in Georgia wishing the Dallas Rivalry was truly and genuinely a rivalry.

What ran in the family is having the Saints Wars run too deep, especially if they've never met in the Playoffs. What also ran in the Family is having to having Meltdowns like they where fashionable and making the United States believe both the End of Roger Staubach because Dallas was the Medical Team save for Washington at the time, and having to swear up and down Danny White had no way to this day he'd turn into Roger Staubach.

The Red Corner was nothing short of Red Hot, as a Potential Future Super Bowl Champion went from having a Limitless Stratosphere to having to put Fuel for the Fire. At this point, the Atlanta Falcons didn't have a Back to Back Winning Season Until 2009 and Back to Back Playoff Seasons Until 2011. The angst and the anxiety that most of their Fan Base was aggrieved was through the Cowboys, when Jamaal Anderson got hurt on National Television.

Until the League was not as selective about their National Television, the Falcons where not Television Regulars and a lot of how I learned about Falcons History was having to find out on my own in Middle School, when they got red hot, as my Paraeducator and my Special Needs Homeroom Teacher helped me find out about getting an Atlanta Falcons Printout to that point in History.

That would be the Late 1990's and the Episodes So Far in the Series went up to the Bellweather of 1989 in Pop Culture when B-52's inspired REM and Pearl Jam rises and we'd didn't have a Non-Rock Band claim the ATL as their own until Ludacris and Outkast and that was in their Marvin Gaye drought.

I'd probably think the Next 3 would cover the 1990-2000 Years as I feel that a lot of the road to where they are was having to editorialize the road to "Where Have We Seen That Before", except, we are looking backwards.

Minnesota's Worst Decade Still Affects their Sports!

 I'd pin the tail on the Horse why how Minnesota's Worst Decade still affects their Sports. If the Trade, which to a Minnesota Man and his Family, there is only one trade, the Herschel Walker Trade, did not happen, chances are that Buffalo would at least have a Couple Championships. It still is the gift that keeps on giving, and the gift at the time was the Fact Jerry Jones bought the Dallas Cowboys from America to make up for the Clint Murchison-Bum Bright Follies that wore out Texas and America.

The Most Recent Championship of any Minnesota Pro Sports Team was the Twins and the Tomorrow Night Season was not Phoned In. It was earned.  The North Stars seeing the Penguins win the Stanley Cup on their Ice and put a Dynasty on at their Expense later only made the Minnesota Man and his Family angrier.

And then, what happened next was Norm Green, who was the hero of the 1984 Ticket Drive to save the Twins forever, started to drop hints on where to move their Still Beloved and Still Dearly Missed Minnesota North Stars. Other than dropping a theory that Alan Eagleson had culpability that he'd be responsible for depriving us the Nordiques, North Stars, and Whalers and giving their Latter Days a Stanley Cup, this doesn't go over well with Minnesotans who still view the North Stars as more of "Their" Team than the Golden Gophers.

And then, you had the most emotionally charged Super Bowl in the history of Super Bowls in the Metrodome as some of the Major Indian Tribes wrote the beginning of the end of the Washington Redskins era, which was merely a scribe for years. The Twins where charging hard for a Back to Back in 1992, and Norm Green Sucks! became a staple in Minnesota Ice Hockey Rinks.

1993 had the North Stars last playing on NHL Ice, The Flood of 1993, The Green Bay Packers inundating their State like no one else did before or since, and having to save the Minnesota Timberwolves from being the 2nd Move of 1993 against the Twin Cities, along with Cheers closing, which KARE was one of the Bigger Cheers dials. Reality hurt like a Sieve and Nirvana changed the Family Friendly Aura of the Twin Cities irreversably.

The Baseball Strike not only nearly ended the Twins, nearly caused them to be relocated, and we would have never, ever gotten Target Field in the First Place. Bud Selig was only not only wanting to merely end the Twins and the lone affordable Pro Sports Family Entertainment Option in the State, but wanting to punish them instead for being bad.

Other than Kevin Garnett being a Galvanizer and a Lightning Rod for Minnesota Timberwolves and Basketball, the fact he was lightning in a jar was not lost to the more Academic Sports Fans. The Golden Gophers Football Team being well known as a true Bad Team was well known way beyond the Town Lines.

Losing Blaine Johnson while in the Winston Drag Racing Top Fuel Points Lead and having to hate Tony Schumacher for his Upset Run and Subsequent Rise was not mutually exclusive. It was fact. And, it'd skinned the Old Capital and their Winter Hex disproportionate when the Golden Gophers became the Best Non Hockey Team in State History and later pissed that away due to Academic Fraud and the University of Minnesota's Relationship with the Inner City has not recovered since.

Of the few things Gary Bettman has done right like Hardee's is having to keep his Word, Bond, and Obligation to the Twin Cities and Minnesota. Of the great days in Twin Cities Sports History, NHL Hockey Returning in 1997 had to be one of the Greater Days. There was no Tim Dwight for Hines Ward when everyone in Atlanta wanted Hines Ward to be the next Bulldog to Falcon switch, but,they got what hamstrung the Vikings from Championships:The Best Player Available.

That best player available was Randy Moss and only some unexplainable circumstances that still involves getting mad enabled the Falcons to the Road to All Time Greatness, in spite of having 2 No Phone In Victories over the Full Season End of the Montana-Young-Rice San Francisco 49ers era. The unavoidable was the Academic Fraud, which is literally all over town, and the Dallas Stars, the latter day version of the beloved North Stars, winning the Stanley Cup.

After all these years, everyone else has gotten a new thing, but, Auto Racing hasn't gotten anything new in the Twin Cities, especially when they should be Professionalism. The Philly Special happened in the Twin Cities and I'd feel rotten that it was a High School Play and not the Ministry of Defense or Wolverine Dawkins who was the hero. It would be 30 Years Since Tomorrow Night, and lot of their Sports Scene couldn't get out of their own way.

The Impeachment War

 I feel that Marjorie Taylor Greene and President Joe Biden are getting locked into an Impeachment War for the Ages. I find the only thing President Biden would fall for is a Phil Collins Rock Fight, except, the trouble is there is No Phil Collins and it is a Rock Fight.

It is a bit late to call Judas, and I feel that we'd be sick of misusing Impeachments like it was funny. Speaking of not funny, I feel it all is Incredibly Loud and Uncomfortably Close. I feel that instead of helping, it makes both parties look unbelievably guilty.

I don't necessarily want to break the Vibe like a Severe Thunderstorm, but, it is getting closer to where Tuberculosis is a Sexually Transmitted Disease, and being young and hip all the time would deprive us our Senior Years.

Sadly, we didn't do anything or anything positive to earn these things. It is Negativity and I feel instead of Law and Order, we see people double down on their Negative Aura. One thing would be 10 Years in Prison, and there is no reasoning when someone who'd give out passes like December 25th yanks yours.

It is not funny when one party or the other runs out of Money. And, I doubt Go Fund Me or Kickstarter is too nice when you Fundraise without a Motive. They'd be pitbulls and not a person who'd work for Go Fund Me or Kickstarter works for Free, especially when South Park recriminally traumatized Old DC worse than nothing, not even the Civil War.

The drama is that the Secret Service's Rock Fight is a Culture and it is Rat or Get Ratted like they know they can't trust them. I don't necessarily want to be home and I feel that being bothered about home is not much better.

08202021 Commissioners Classic Results

 California 1-1 0 0 0 0-0 1-2

 Duke        2-0 7 10 7 3-27 3-0

Wyoming 0-0 0 0 0 0-0 0-1

Virginia 1-0 10 7 3 3-23 2-0

Boston College 0-1 0 0 0 0-0 0-2

Minnesota 0-0 10 7 7 7-31 1-0

Boise State 1-0 7 10 3 8-28 2-0

Oregon      0-2 0 0 0 0-0 0-3

13 Texas Tech 2-0 7 10 3 3-23 3-0

25 Hawaii  1-0 0 0 0 0-0 1-1

Joy to the World Until Talladega is the Championship!

 I would feel that in the Sweet, Sweet Love of Itchy, Scratchy, and Snyder in this Planet, we'd run into Problems with Talladega having to Open Up ICU's like IOU's. I would not kid about being in a Code Mark Donohue in our Medical Availability and it would tick off the Nursing Student and the Old, Old Racing Fan who'd have a Worse 5 Year 1st Indianapolis 500 Bill than Gentleman Jim Clark at the same time.

It is not funny, and it would be Joy to the World Until Talladega is the Championship! I'd be aware that dislocations would not shock me, either due to Atlantic Hurricanes or Medical Ethics, but, if we had to go to Talladega to settle the Championship, no option would be off the table.

No option would be off the table enough where they'd have to Truck in Musco Lighting left and right. There would not be enough Natural Daylight at Talladega. I am speaking as an Auto Racing Fan, Humanitarian and a Sports Fan.

If we had to go down that road, it would be making a different drink. People's Hard Earned $ would be Pent Up and Repressed in Cycles and I think people would have lost their minds if we had someone from the Toughest Place on Earth in East Texas in Cup like we'd have Steve Torrence in the NHRA.

If We are Going to Take an Annual Kickoff Classic or Annual Kickoff Classic Series Seriously...

 I feel that of one of the things that should have been addressed, if not yelled at sooner, which I would have nothing more than being below ESPN 2 Airwaves as far as National Television is Concerned, especially if that having First Thing in the Morning to Last Thing Late at Night, or even having to redistribute some of these airwaves.

I'd feel in an omnibus, which people will fight,especially if it is the thing we hate, is if we are going to take an Annual Kickoff Classic or an Annual Kickoff Classic Series Seriously, I would think that what is actually missing is what people want to see.

Most of the Kickoff Classic Series ran its course by the time most of my peers went to College, and having to maneuver Beamerball into a True Kickoff Classic Weekend to make up for the Lightning Round. 

When it was the Kickoff Classic, it was a 1 in 4 for Kickoff Classic Eligibility and they couldn't use it to get out of a Postseason Ban or be in or coming out of a Postseason Ban. The unintended likelihood in the Kickoff Classic or the Annual Kickoff Classic Series Seriously would mean everyone would try to Hawaii Schedule One More Game to Make up for 1 Less Non Conference Game.

I feel compensating for the UW Whitewaters, Clemsons, Alabamas, and North Dakota States are not lost on me. I would think as a Fan, I would see some leeway, like having to have the College Football Alliance handle things that shouldn't be up for grabs, and we have had 12 Games Wholly Most Years Since 2006.

I am wanting to remark to death, and then some, especially if it is harder to steal, and that would be a problem. I would sign off on Indiana's End of the Kentucky and Tennessee Series and actually wanting to see a Revival Barrel, a Combination of 2 Kentucky Trophies, but, it would be hard to just approve willy nilly.

Later this decade, I think chances are having to go to a Hard 7 or 8 Game Regular (Non Conference Championship) Remark Regular Conference Slate and it would be hard to talk over people's heads, even though they are College Alumni. I'd think if we where to go take the Kickoff Classic or the Annual Kickoff Classic Series Seriously, I feel we are stuck on Oasis where we are so back and forth that we'd need the 3rd Party act as a Soundboard, or show some decent concern as a Soundboard.

The $200 Jillion Pyramid and Trevor Bauer's Case!

 Instead of Harmless Times at my Grandma and Grandpa's like having Old Game Shows take on my School Off and Sick Days, I feel Big Mad at Trevor Bauer that he is Playing the $200 Jillion Pyramid just to A. Extort Judges B. Punch Everyone that is Female, including his Agent and C. All The Above! 

I am aware that the irony of Beanie Segal's Last Urban Radio Hit before things got off the rails is and was cosigned by R. Kelly, but, I COMMAND A DRUG TEST! In my life, I've said that once, especially when I felt the Grand Old Man of Open Wheel's Record was not Protected (Not the Grand Old IndyCar Closed Circuit) in an Emotionally Charged Enviroment.

The things that are doing me, a Middle Aged Autistic Gentleman Dirty and Rotten, is Trevor Bauer is as Dirty and Filthy as Donald Trump, Is a Trump Supporter, and I think both Major League Baseball and Los Angeles County want to Command a Drug Test or there'd be a Warrant for Mr. Bauer's Arrest.

The scary and wild thing would have been if it was the Dodgers instead of the White Sox vs. the Yankees, it would have turned a PG-13 Kinda Family Show into a Straight Up Referendum. That would have done Dyersville straight injustice and the only way you'd tick them off is the Astros where to come to town.

I feel that everyone else in Baseball want the Dodgers to meltdown badly to make up for Trevor Bauer, especially when there is no way he'll return to the Clubhouse. I feel that the Dodgers Fan Base, who is generally a Family Show, is cracking at the base, and that is not just because they are denied a Chance to Clinch at Dodgers Stadium because of COVID-19, and instead, they'd straight up rip off the Texas Baseball Rangers when it was not anything new.

Getting Trevor Bauer is a Worthless Ripoff and it would be the All Time Worst Free Agency Move in Sports History, and that is in the World. What is worse is I would have wanted a replacement of Dodger Stadium just as a cover to having an All Star Game and that would have moved its way had it been the 2024 Olympics in Los Angeles instead of Paris.

There is too much smoke and what is tearing me up is Trevor Bauer Is. A. SAVAGE! and I feel that they should have thought of it with Jose Canseco years ago.

Diss Track Season!

 I feel that it would not make me any friends, but, I feel that I'd have to Speak My Mind! It is to be fair, Diss Track Season, and I feel a lot of My Home City's Problems need a Deep Dumpster Dive. I feel that singlehandedly, having Cedar Rapids Baseball All Time Greats is at least a Ticket to the Cooperstown Outfield. I am writing and rewriting the Diss in the Diss Track that it would make Sigourney Weaver turn harder than Alien.

Speaking of Aliens, I feel that our Baseball Heroes are getting the shaft in the Majors, in spite of having everyone and their Dogs coming out of Linn, Johnson, Benton and Iowa Counties. I feel that the Drunken Narcolepsy is having a Clone High of Artie Moreno to the Point the Drunks are Only Happy. That is a Crime, and I feel that the split through the Collegiate Field of Dreams is sickening.

I feel while we on the Dog and Pony Show, most people know my City Currently is through the Derecho and Pandemic. We have sadly put the Re in Recriminal and it makes me angrier like it was a Phil Collins Rock Fight and instead of Calming Down, we get angrier and more angrier and it changes the Pop Culture.

I feel the 1st Rule is Not to Piss Off a Ghost Ever! I don't like to drag a Posthomous Birthday, particularly a Patron Saint, but, I feel the Ticking Off of Said Ghost and that Ghost's Earthly Equals are not helping this Rock Fight. While we on our True Colors, I'd feel we'd be not much better than Every Day of Clinton and we'd not deserve the Lean Days like we'd all eager to take the Happy Stuff.

I feel that I am madder than a Wet Hen that the Smoke is too much and when we can't handle the End of Summer, it is a Problem. Nothing really good is coming out of this period and I am starving for leadership.

All of it hurts, and the Unaccount is not forgivable. We don't have Oasis Problems, but, we'd have the most infuriating hexes in Cedar Rapids and Marion to the Point it is Embarrassing. I don't want to miss out on Doctors and Nurses because Doctors and Nurses got mad and quit, but, that is dangerous. 

I don't want the Smoke! I don't want to Defend Divorcees and Spinsters! There is not a Giggity in China that would change my opinions. I feel guilty that leave it to Artie Moreno that he'd deprive the Public of Roger Maris like I'd be sick of Diminishing Returns, Being Compared to My Sister, and Medical Ethics at the Same Time.

08192021 College Football Commissioner's Classic

 Washington State 0-2 0 0 0 0-0 0-3

NC State 0-0 7 7 0 7-21 1-0

Maryland 0-0 7 0 7 7-21 1-0

North Carolina 0-1 0 0 0 0-0 0-2

Kansas State 0-0 7 0 10 7-24 1-0

Michigan 0-1 0 0 0 0-0 0-2

USC 0-1 0 0 0 0-0 0-2

New Mexico 0-1 7 7 14 3-31 1-1

Tennessee 0-2 0 0 0 0-0 0-3

San Jose State 1-1 13 14 10 7-44 2-1

08182021 Commissioner's Classic

 San Diego State 1-1 0 0 0 0-0 1-2

Wake Forest       0-0 7 7 7 0-21 1-0

Ohio State         0-2 0 0 0 0-0 0-3

5 Syracuse        2-0 14 7 7 7-35 3-0

12 Colorado State 2-0 7 0 7 7-21 3-0

    Kentucky          0-2 0 0 0 0-0   0-3

   Colorado         0-2 0 0 0 0-0    0-3

    Michigan State 0-0 7 7 7 0-21 1-0

  Georgia        0-2 0 0 0 0-0 0-3

22 Washington 1-1 7 7 0 7-21 2-1

Having Championship Weekend and the South Got Something to Say at the Same TIme!

 I would feel a sense of Rebirth in having Championship Weekend and the South Got Something to Say at the Same Time at Atlanta Motor Speedway in Indy Car because I would bug out over Atlanta more than my house.

I feel that I would want to tie the Ribbon between Pop Culture, or Urban Pop Culture and Classic Sports and Auto Racing, and I feel that I would erupt about the biggest Championship in the USA! The only way to lure Atlantans Out is to Party.

I would think KTJ and Newgarden would tear up the Nation, even though I would be closer to Newgarden than KTJ. I would want to erupt in pride like it was U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A like we actually did something great!

The emotions would be real and I'd think that would be Monster!

08172021 Commissioner's Classic Results

 Alabama 0-2 0 0 0 0-0 0-3

Clemson 0-2 7 0 7 7-21 1-2

Turning a National Championship Rivalry into a Texas Standoff would not be a Small Task, especially when neither have played each other On Campus Since 1975.

6 Florida 2-0 7 0 7 7-21 3-0

4 Iowa State 2-0 0 7 7 0-14 2-1

This would be the "Undefeated War", especially when it would be another Iowa State Named Trophy Rivalry to join the Coldcrush (Baylor), Thorn Bowl (TCU), Tornado Warning (Colorado), Telephone Trophy (Missouri) and Cy Hawk (Iowa) among others.

Arkansas 1-0 7 10 3 7-27 2-0

Oklahoma 1-1 0 0 0 0-0 1-2

2 SMU 2-0 7 10 7 3-27 3-0

  Texas 0-2 0 0 0 0-0 0-3

This would be "Actual Stranger Things" because I'd pile on Texas for not doing Texas Things that Matter.

Texas A and M 1-1 0 0 0 0-0 1-2

Fresno State 1-0 7 7 7 7-28 2-0

I'm still bothered that Texas A and M wouldn't focus on the Right Things under Jimbo, and that is a Problem

If We Where Due for a Boots and Roots Truck Series Tour...

 I feel if we where due for a Boots and Roots Truck Series Tour, we'd have to start with a Truck Series Grand National Division. It would hurt and I would have despise the Lemonis-Thrillmor Process with an Angry Passion, as we'd need to have more Late Model Series to bridge the Road from ARCA to All American and having a Modified Grand National as a Go Between between Modifieds and the SK Series.

The anger would be that Taylor Gray, Hailie Deegan and Ty Gibbs have no interest sticking around in Late Models. 2 of those 3 are or where in High School this Calendar Year and I don't want to see the Best Cars go to those Under 18.

I think if it was Boots and Roots, we'd focus on Dirt and Short Tracks. We'd shore up Television Coverage, especially if FS1 is not cutting it. We are still not getting our 10 Winner, and that is the last of the firsts.

In a different economy, we would have Matt Crafton in XFinity or Cup Sooner. What would we do with a Boots and Roots Tour? We wouldn't have Mosport when we couldn't find 25 Trucks to agree to spend their budget on Passports.

We'd restart IRP for Legitimacy Reasons.

No Leadership and Undateable Men are Everywhere!

 The things that really are an emotional reservoir that have let go and then some since the Red, White and Blue are No Leadership and Undateable Men are Everywhere. I feel like I am praystarving the Alesha Unit and Human Decency into Existence like I've been searching for 20 Years and I do not come close to seeing Mr. Bauman's Replacement or even decent In-Laws.

I feel what hits different is the pause in "Brought to You Courtesy (Of the Red,White and Blue)" like there need to be boots in the rear, and instead, we are stuck with Soft Leadership. We are haunted, and if Love Island, Real World, Big Brother, The Bachelor and Dancing With the Stars all crashed, we'd do the Celebrity Portion in the Celebrity All Star VIP Wedding.

Instead of comfortably relatable Twentysomethings on the Bachelorette, we got stuck with Undateables or Unmarriables? It would be so frightening on so many levels it is not funny.

Speaking of not funny, we have blown out the Fall of Saigon Many Times Over. We can't win for winning and it hurts the accountability that Old DC is stuck in the Late 2000's. If Washington DC was the Ultimate No Holds Barred Reality Show on HBO, it would be our Families that would be unwittingly thrown into a Network Ethic.

Undateable Men need to be Called Out, because they are a Menace To, a Menace For, and a Menace Against Society! I feel I wouldn't need a Mrs. Anthony or an Anthony Edward Jr. to Justify My Billboards, because Billboards and Baggage do not mix.

I feel what South Park is guilty of is icing Women's Rights and The Environment, and Icing Washington DC along the way while pissing off Game of Thrones Fans. I feel that I don't really own a Wing or a Prayer if Seth McFarlane couldn't buy his way off Fox and I'm denied the 1990 Simpsons Voices along the Way because of that, it would come down to his Tucker Sized Beef with Rupert.

08162021 Commissioner's Classic Results

 Miami (FL) 0-2 0 0 0 0-0 0-3

Georgia Southern 1-0 7 7 7 0-21 2-0

Iowa 0-2 0 0 0 0-0 0-3

24 South Carolina 2-0 14 7 7 3-31 3-0

W. Virginia 0-2 7 0 7 7-21 1-2

Penn State 0-1 0 0 0 0-0 0-2

Memphis 0-0 7 0 0 0-7 0-1

23 Louisville 2-0 0 0 7 7-14 3-0

Notre Dame 0-2 0 0 0 0-0 0-3

UCLA         1-0 10 17 7 3-37 2-0

I probably think usually more so than before, we'd be jacked up about the Rose Bowl because we missed out on the Stadium when the Calendar turned to 2021.

29 Things to Rejuvenate the Brickyard 400

 I feel that as an ardent Brickyard 400 Fan, I am down to wanting 29 Things to Rejuvenate the Brickyard 400 again, because it has gotten hairy and unaccountable and it would have gotten more hairy and more unaccountable had Hulman-George been still in charge. That is a scary thought and a scarier thought, especially when everything Automotive or our Automotive Marquees in North America would have passed through Indianapolis.

1. My biggest thing is offering the Road to the Brickyard 400. Early on, our Roadmap would be littered with Taylor and Tanner Gray, Ty Gibbs and Hailie Deegan.

2. I feel that having a Single Series Sponsor would treat the Brickyard 400 like an Event and not having to plaster the place.

3. Actually Missing in Action is having to bring up Future Plans at the Brickyard 400.

4. I'd want the Brickyard 400, not the Allstate 400, not the Crown Royal 400, not the American Hero 400, not the Big Machine 400 and not the Verizon 400!

5. Even though that may not all be realistic, but, I'd be happier with a focus on the Lap Fund again.

6.I'd feel that I'd want to see someone who'd conduct themselves correctly after a Major Win.

7. Have a remarked Insurance Day for the Brickyard 400.

8. Having actual Qualifying People would be Interested In.

9. I don't think Swiftie will play the Brickyard and Borchetta is not that Special!

10. I'd think that I'd want to see Hand Lettering the Pit Walls again.

11. There has not been the Professionalism to see the Target Car or the McDonald's Car on a Weekly Basis again.

12. Indianapolis is Professionalism.

13. I could go at least a Year without Denny Hamlin "Just" Losing It!

14. I wouldn't want Unbelievable Circumstances Check My Box for Renewal.

15. Or Unbelievable Circumstances!

16. Anyone who'd have a Sign that says "Sweet 16" will get rebuked in a Big Way!

17. I am more interested in making Stars!

18. Let's Civilize the Points Championship where it doesn't have to come down to a Carl Edwards 1st to deter Smoke or a Carl Edwards 3rd to have an All Time Meltdown!

19. We've had to replace the PA Voice of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway twice in my Lifetime and I'd hope there is not any more replacements.

20. We are whittling down the Winston Cup Era Heroes in the Cup Field.

21. Means if Harrison Burton doesn't have his 1st Win before the Next Brickyard 400, we'd automatically call him a Prohibitive Favorite.

22. TESTING! TESTING! TESTING! TESTING! TESTING! TESTING! TESTING! Other than the Sonic Boom of not getting Bill Davis back again, it sure wouldn't hurt to have an Indianapolis 500 or Brickyard 400 Winner be based or come out of Little Rock.

23. I am not racing a Portfolio!

24. I feel that I would be in a Star Crunch like I needed them to keep the Doctor Away.

25. Would a Brickyard 400 Society Help?

26. I would feel like I'd go All Out on having to reinvest in the Brickyard 400 again.

27. I'd want to see Future Versions of AJ Foyt's in Motorsports.

28. We'd have to make it right to Lexington and Birmingham for the 28 to Win, Mount Vernon and Lisbon for the 36 to Win, Harlan and Western Iowa for the 55 to Win, Buffalo for the 61 to Win, Richmond for the 90 to Win and Vancouver for the 99 to Win Once!

29. I feel that having to generate the Renewal 400 has to be a Full Time Job.

School Security and Infamous Guys are Real Problems!

 It really occurs to bother a lot of people, including myself, that both School Security and Infamous Guys are Real Problems! In the Roaring 20's, I am roaring ticked off about how both would take Our World Upside Down.

It is not cut and dry, and I doubt our State thought through having to be all In Person, all the time. COVID or Other Diagnosises would take a School and Community Down and Attendance Rates are going to be a Real Issue.

To be frank, I'd be delicate because not having Teachers would affect not just School, but, the energy outside of School. It would be 2021 and having no real carrots would be dangerous, and the only acceptable way to punish someone is take their Money, their Job, or Discipline them for being Bad.

What if someone is bad like everyday like Trump? That is another story, and I feel that the discipline is lost with every Good Person leaving and anyone filling out the house.

08152021 College Football Poll

 1 UNLV  0-0  2-0 8-21 15 Ole Miss 25

2 SMU     0-0 2-0 8-17 @ Texas       24

3 Indiana 0-0 2-0 9-4 @ Iowa          23   IDLE

4 Iowa State 0-0 2-0 8-17 6 Florida  22 

5 Syracuse    0-0 2-0 8-18 Ohio State 21 +3

6 Florida       0-0 2-0 8-17 @ 4 Iowa State 20 +4

7 Georgia State 0-0 1-0 9-4 18 Army 19 +3 IDLE

8 Marshall      0-0 1-0 8-21 @ Florida State 18 -3

9 Buffalo       0-0  1-0 9-2 Wagner 17 -3

10 New Mexico State     1-0 8-28 UTEP 16 +6 IDLE

11 Arizona 0-0 1-0 9-4 H vs. BYU @ Las Vegas 15 +7 IDLE

12 Colorado State 0-0 2-0 8-18 @ Kentucky 14 

13 Texas Tech 0-0 2-0 8-20 @25 Hawaii 13 +2

14 Georgia Tech 0-0 2-0 8-21 BYU 12 +3

15 Ole Miss 0-0 2-0 8-21 @ 1 UNLV 11 NR

16 Navy              1-0 9-4 8 Marshall 10 -3 IDLE

17 Nebraska 0-0 1-0 8-28 @ Illinois 9 -3 IDLE

18 Army               1-0  9-4 @7 Georgia State 8 NR IDLE

19 Texas State  0-0 0-0 9-4 Baylor 7 +2 IDLE

20 Louisiana Tech 0-0 0-0 9-4 @ Mississippi State 6 IDLE

21 NIU                  0-0 0-0 9-4 @ 14 Georgia Tech 5 IDLE

22 Washington      0-0 1-1 8-18 Georgia 4 NR

23 Louisville 0-0 2-0 8-16 Memphis 3 +2

24 S. Carolina 0-0 2-0 8-16 Iowa 2 NR

25 Hawaii       0-0 2-0 8-20 13 Texas Tech 1 -2

Dropped Out:

6 BYU

9 California

19 Texas A and M

24 Cincinnati

Getting off the Trevor Bauer Diet for Good!

 I feel Commissioner Manfred has to get off the Trevor Bauer Diet. It is not funny to have to merge something Women Hate and something else Women Hate, but, this Diet is Toxic to Women and Children.

This is a Swee'Pea and the Dodgers did not need a Swee'Pea. It would be like the Lakers having to need a Toxic High School Hero to supplement LeBron James. The reality is we didn't fix this when Jose Canseco was trying to be a Toronto Blue Jay or a Texas Baseball Ranger, because we know all too well how that went.

Women do not want any part of the Trevor Bauer Diet. Trevor Bauer's Discipline Locker is To Be Determined, as I'd play with the TBD Phrase like WWE is a Bigger Budget Sinclair. I'd  think Sports is needing Civility and that there is sadly, there are too many of these Copycat Diets.

I don't think this is a Dietitan, Class Reunion or Wedding Argument , but a Serious Public Service argument.

08142021 Commissioner's Classic

 2 SMU 1-0 14 7 3 8-32 2-0

    Ohio State 0-1 0 0 0 0-0 0-2

    Duke  1-0 10 0 7 3-20 2-0

    Tennessee 0-1 0 0 0 0-0 0-2

     Army 0-0 13 14 7 3-37 1-0

     Illinois 0-0 0 0 0 0-0   0-1

     Liberty 0-0 0 0 0 0-0 0-1

     Ole Miss 1-0 10 7 3 3-23 2-0

     Georgia Southern 0-0 7 0 7 0-14 1-0

     San Diego State  1-0 0 0 0 0-0   1-1

Tomorrow will be the College Football Poll.

Trevor Bauer's Lie, Deny, and Delay Diet is Not Working!

 Trevor Bauer's Lie, Deny and Delay Diet is Not Working! I hate to poke the bear on the Diet, because Commissioner Manfred has to lower the Pete Rose Treatment on Trevor Bauer that Jose Canseco missed out on.

Trevor Bauer would be a Terrible Man to Date if you are a Woman. He is Christian Grey and the sad thing is the Wolves will Come Out only to Eat in this Case.

I feel that I'd root for a Dodgers Meltdown, which is not ethical and the Dodgers have not been known for Meltdowns, other than their Minor League System collapsing in the Early 1990's. If such a Meltdown did happen, we'd have Wholesale Management Changes and an Agent who doesn't know what she's doing.

All Trevor Bauer does is Drink and Beat Up Women. It is a less harmless Tyler and if he was a New York Man, he'd be jumped for his decisions. That is not good.

Most People Would Be More Interested in Getting High than Solving High Major Problems!

 I feel that in Public Health, we have had plenty of warnings about Medicare and Medicaid needing to be buttoned down and be made lean and mean like having Hospital and Doctor Care Only, among others. I feel that most medicine is in a Code Mark Donohue, especially if your a Certain Age or Auto Racing Fan, means NOT GOOD!

We are not having to deal with Swede Savage or Darrell Gwynn! I feel most people would be more interested in Getting High than Solving High Major Problems, and that smells! You can't get or keep In-Laws if you want to be pushy for status, especially when the Status Quo is not working.

I feel the fact we'd have High Major Markets coming down to No ICU's and that is Major Markets. I don't find that the last thing we'd need when we'd have to save someone's life is having to keep a Trauma Doctor or ICU on Standby.

The problem with too many people being High is I can't yell "I Command A Drug Test!" without someone getting Violent about it. Demand would be too easy, but, Command would be taking things up too far.

The things that would smack or hit different is that losses would be too common and we'd go into Debt having to get everything we want. I would see nothing but Swiss Cheese Sized Holes in the Cradle to the Grave Ethic.

I think the worst thing some of these Dudes, not all of them, want is Women! That would be messy and provocative right there, and we are not in a Bad Bar or even a Club Culture. The Status Quo hasn't worked and is not interested in Working, either.

Statute of Limitations and Repaid With Interest!

 I feel most people are not even trying to not earn their positions and that irritates me! I feel the one thing that irritates me in programs that wear the Old Gold is they generally cop out and use the Yellow Gold instead of the Old Gold.

We here in Eastern Iowa started that and that Bad Habit has changed Sports in a Bad Way and only Stuck Sports in Sports Marketing. The headaches in the Family Table is just way too much.

I think that the Statute of Limitations are a Gift and a Curse. This is not the Fab Five and not how Rural Americans view Sports! Sports really need a Hip Replacement, amid other things, and trust me, they do.

I'd sense the Interest would be the fact I would want to spend my Hard Earned Money on what I'd want to Spend. I usually am anchored and held down by custom and tradition, but, the guilt is Elvis has done left the building again.

Without Elvis, things do get dangerous and for a myriad of Good Reasons. We are more wobbly than we are Self Confident and I feel we wouldn't get everyone tomorrow, but, I feel a sense of who is asking the Dallas Carter Questions and are they being asked in time?

08132021 Commissioner's Classic Games

 Old Dominion 0-0 7 0 7 7-21 1-0

Virginia Tech   0-1 0 0 0 0-0 0-2

9 California 1-0 7 7 0 7-21 7-28 1-1

11 Georgia State 1-0 14 0 7 0-21 13-34 2-0

6 BYU 1-0 0 0 0 0-0 1-1

15 Texas Tech 1-0 7 0 7 7-21 2-0

Auburn 0-0 7 7 0 7-21 7-28 0-1

Boise State 0-0 10 0 7 4-21 13-34 1-0

Mississippi State 0-0 7 10 3 3-23 1-0

Washington State  0-1 0 0 0 0-0 0-2

08122021 Commissioner's Classic Results

 12 Colorado State 1-0 7 7 0 7-21  1-0

     Boston College  0-0 10 0 7 0-17 0-1

     North Carolina 0-1 0 0 0 0-0 0-2

     South Carolina 1-0 7 7 0 7-21 2-0

     Miami (OH) 0-0 7 0 0 7-14 13-27 1-0

     Baylor         0-0 0 0 7 7-14 7-21   0-1

8 Syracuse       1-0 7 10 3 3-23 2-0

    Air Force      0-1 0 0 0 0-0   0-2

   Wisconsin     0-0 0 0 0 0-0   0-1

1 UNLV          1-0 10 17 13 3-43 2-0

The State is Wildly Unaware of its Actions

I feel we are way too excited about the State Fair and I mean, way too excited! I feel that having to "Isle of MTV" this Red Hot Summer Away would lend to aftershocks on and off hours the rest of the year. Some of the things, among others, is letting Jeff Nock, Nate Boulton, Nick Caracci,Jr. and Dave Jamison run wild and free instead of having to be bailed into Prison!

It would be too easy to say someone is a Savage, but, having to be at the end of your rope and say, "YOU! ARE! A! SAVAGE!" like the Words and Tempers are getting shorter is something else. I feel a lot of things our Governor has not been able to defend, like Clinton and Burlington's Minor League Baseball Membership, or being indifferent to the Crows of Newton, and being indifferent enough that Local Ownership can't save the day.

This is the End of Summer where we've lost it twice this Decade and it is not pretty. We couldn't force anyone to learn just to avoid Dead-End Jobs, and I don't mind the differences, but, I'd have a Problem with those who'd have Problems with Women hogging hard earned money.

Our State is Putting On the Drunk in the Drunken Narcolepsy and earning it, too. I feel that what hurts is not having to make money for our Outstanding Bills and that is irritating. The Prison Problems are keeping Jobs and Decent People from Relocating to Our Great State.

I wouldn't want Kids taking care of my Mom and Dad when they get into Ill Health and that is what we are getting.

For Real, I'd Expect Better Out of NCAA Investigations!

 Morally and Ethically, For Real, I'd Expect Better Out of NCAA Investigations! As a Man, Gentleman, Responsible Man and a Sportsman, I would say this because Baylor got away with a Death Penalty to Spurn Texas out of being in a National Championship Rhythm!

I don't take it lightly, especially when Baylor and Texas A and M caused Separate But Unrelated Burns to the Burnt Orange back to Back within a Couple of Years! I feel instead of staying silent, I feel that the SMU Reflex that caused Texas to NOT be a National Championship Contender for nearly a Generation is Realer and More Aggravating!

Instead of evolving like Mr. Bauman, the game of "Who's The Realest" has gotten into a Celebrity All Star Thursday Night Dead or Alive Jeopardy Celebrity Texas Deathmatch that has only gotten out of hand. I feel what is rotten is you'd only do anything where the Wolves Come Out of the Woodwork Only For The Wolves to Feast like it is Pizza Ranch!

Baylor has no Depth and Texas A and M is still maladjusted over Manziel! I'd try to be joke and be funny about the standings shaking up and down, but, there is nothing funny about having to wonder about where these people are coming from.

I feel that the rot in all of this is Not Attracting Good People and or Good Money. This puts the "Drunk" in Drunken Narcolepsy and it is not the Bees Knees.

The only good way for Texas to go about things is to be Larger than Life! Speaking of Larger than Life, it would fix the demise of the Big XII Conference quicker than 2026 and it feels like I'd sense the Bull in Emmert's NCAA is way too much and the fact we are way short on both Courage and Money is Not OK!

08112021 Commissioner's Classic Results

 25 Louisville 1-0 7 0 7 7-21 8-29 2-0

24 Cincinnati 1-0 0 7 7 7-21 7-28 1-1

      Michigan 0-1 0 0 0 0-0 0-2

      Missouri 1-0 10 17 14 3-44 2-0

17 Georgia Tech 1-0 7 7 7 7-28 2-0

     Colorado       0-1 0 0 0 0-0 0-2

     East Carolina 0-0 7 7 7 0-21 1-0

     San Jose State 1-0 0 0 0 7- 7 1-1

     Florida State 0-1 7 0 7 0-14 1-1

     Oregon         0-1 0 0 0 3-3  0-2

     Florida State: 1st Oregon Win in School History

08102021 Commissioner's Classic Results

 10 Florida 1-0 7 0 7 0-14  2-0

      Miami (FL) 0-1 0 7 0 0-7 0-2

      Washington 0-1 7 3 3 3-16 1-1

       Clemson 0-1 0 0 0 0-0 0-2

       Kentucky 0-1 0 0 0 0-0 0-2

   3 Indiana      1-0 14 7 7 7-35 2-0

      Indiana Keeps the Revival Barrel!

      Iowa        0-1 0 7 0 0-7 0-2

      Vanderbilt 0-0 7 0 7 7-21 1-0

   4 Iowa State 1-0 7 0 0 7-14 8-22 2-0

19 Texas A and M 1-0 0 7 7 0-14 7-21 1-1

08092021 Commissioner's Classic Results

 W. Virginia 0-1 7 0 3 0-10  0-2

Pitt              1-0 3 7 0 3-13  2-0

Oklahoma  0-1 7 0 3 8-18 1-1

Georgia     0-1 0 7 7 0-14 0-2

OU: 1st Georgia Win in Rivalry History

Texas 0-1 0 0 0 0-0 0-2

Arkansas 0-0 14 13 10 3-40 1-0

In Little Rock

Notre Dame 0-1 0 0 0 0-0 0-2

USC             0-1 7 0 7 7-21 1-1

Alabama 0-1 0 7 0 0-7 0-2

UCLA    0-0 7 0 7 7-21 1-0

Defending Spinsters and Divorcees are Not a Good Image!

 I feel like emptily defending Spinsters and Divorcees are Not a Good Image! If you have to defend someone, it is because someone is in danger.

I feel that it is the Celebrity All Star Thursday Night Dead or Alive Deathmatch Jeopardy of Problem Solving. I don't think the respect is currently there.

If your Over 20 and a Male and have to defend Women, it is not a game to play. We don't have too many Older Heroes, and that is dangerous.

I feel Diamonds and Divorcees are Forever and I'd feel that you don't just buy Diamonds or Treks to Paris.

What if the Washington Football Team had to take a Check for the #1 Pick the Same Matter they tried to do for New England?

Accountability is long lost at this time and it would make me Sick and Mad, like a Riverboat Gambler. I wonder what if the Washington Football Team had to take a Check for the #1 Pick the Same Matter they tried to do for New England?

Think of it this way, instead of saying "No Dice!" angrily like the Sullivan Family, Dan Snyder being so far to the Wolves that he'd have little and no other choice but to take the check instead of a 1st Round Pick. That could actually happen.

Instead, hypothetically, the New England Patriots needed a Boat Anchor worse than a Quarterback. And, having a Key Middle Linebacker Cog in Boston would punish the Scoreboard in a Different Way and the Football Team would be without a 1st Round Pick, and instead, got someone off the City Bus to be Closer to the Plane.

(Knowing Old DC, that could actually happen for real.)

Dan Snyder would not be any better or holier or more Superior than the Rest of Washington DC. Instead, the Football Team threw a flyer on the Next Kurt Warner and didn't even think of it, in typical Snyder Fashion. Worse than that, he didn't think of the Guy's Record and he'd be lost in the T and A of this Snyderverse.

What New England would get is being maladjusted for the Divisional Rockfights where Buffalo would win a Super Bowl while Undefeated, New York Jets would bring back the Sack Exchange and the Joe Willie Jockey Greens and Miami would return to respectability.

Washington DC would be woefully Un and Underinsured as Dallas would either Go Undefeated or Try to Win the Super Bowl, Philadelphia would have the nerve to land someone else's 1st Rounder for an Undrafted Pick and the New York Giants would try to build a Running Back Core, which they've always gone long, not short.

Is Georgia Just Losing It?

 It is not just my imagination with Scott Cochran leaving Georgia Bulldogs Football. The Bulldogs are Overexposed, Unappreciated, and Underachieving. It is a Dangerous Trio, especially if we where focused Texas and Oklahoma Moves.

What is painful is that Georgia has been Underachieving Since they where not able to Vanquish Alabama in the National Championship. It is not fair to Buck Belue that you don't have any new company in the Bulldogs National Championship Club.

It smells all the way up here in Marion that Georgia can't pull off the Final Move. I do not like the Team of Rivals Ethic ( Smart and Muschamp) as Georgians do not attest to Abraham Lincoln. What is ice cold is Georgia has been training the Wrong People all this time under Smart and since Big Never and Oklahoma, there has been nothing to offer by the way of the Dawgs. 

The Lose Your Way Diet!

 I feel Subway's Total Drama Island has reproached Season 7 and some franchisees hate Megan Rapinoe for her Political Views. If this keeps up, Subway would be having no way they'd be Franchisee by Decade's End.

Speaking of no way, I feel that the anger is we are not making money and Many Straight Men are Angry they can't have Megan Rapinoe. I don't know if it is too bad, but, not having money is a clawing effect.

What is nuts is at Doctor's Associates Corporate is those people they've fired have not recovered from their Steady Subway Diet of Subway Paychecks. I would tie in a dirtier and insidious joke more than it already is, but, that is still going to irk Subway People with the Word Diet, especially when they've tried, failed, blew it and just lost it and then some to Pop Culture.

This is not Jim Brown. If it where Jim Brown, you'd get the Decades in Prison and the living, breathing example of if Malcolm X made it to Old Age. I feel if it where Antonio Brown, he'd be hitting on Everything Female.

This is a Megan Rapinoe that President Trump argued in Vulgar Terms and if he was not President Trump, he would have been slammed by the Collar. I don't think people like to spend their hard earned money on people always in crisis.

08082021 College Football Poll

This is my first In Season College Football Poll of the 2021 Season and without further ado, here is my Poll.

1. UNLV     0-0 1-0 8-12 Wisconsin 25

2. SMU       0-0 1-0 8-14 @ Ohio State 24

3. Indiana   0-0 1-0  8-10 Kentucky 23 +2

4 Iowa State 0-0 1-0 8-10 @ 19 Texas A and M 22 +3

5 Marshall   0-0 1-0 8-21 @ Florida State 21 +4 IDLE

6 BYU                1-0  8-13 @ 15 Texas Tech 20 +4

7 Buffalo     0-0 1-0    9-2 Wagner 19 +8 IDLE

8 Syracuse 0-0 1-0 8-12 @ Air Force 18 +9

9 California 0-0 1-0 8-13 @ 11 Georgia State 17 +15

10 Florida   0-0 1-0 8-10 @ Miami (FL) 16 NR

11 Georgia State 0-0 0-0 8-13 9 California 15 -3

12 Colorado State 0-0 1-0 8-12 @ Boston College 14  +6

13 Navy               0-0 1-0 9-4 5 Marshall 13 NR IDLE

14 Nebraska         0-0 1-0 8-28 @ Illinois 12 NR IDLE

15 Texas Tech     0-0 1-0 8-13 6 BYU 11 NR

16 New Mexico State     1-0 8-28 UTEP 10 NR IDLE

17 Georgia Tech 0-0 1-0 8-11 @ Colorado 9 NR

18 Arizona         0-0 1-0 9-4 vs. 6 BYU @ Las Vegas 8 NR IDLE

19 Texas A and M 0-0 1-0 8-10 4 Iowa State 7 NR

20 Louisiana Tech 0-0 0-0 9-4 @ Mississippi State 6 -1 IDLE

21 NIU                  0-0 0-0 9-4 @ 17 Georgia Tech 5 -17 IDLE

22 Texas State       0-0 0-0 9-4 Baylor 4 -1 IDLE

23 Hawaii              0-0 1-0 8-20 15 Texas Tech 3 NR IDLE

24 Cincinnati        0-0 1-0 8-11 25 Louisville 2 NR

25 Louisville         0-0 1-0 8-11 @ 24 Cincinnati 1 NR

Dropped Out:

3 Miami (FL)

6 Washington

12 Kansas State

13 Minnesota

14 Houston

16 Kentucky

20 Colorado

22 UConn

23 W. Michigan

24 FIU

08072021 Commissioner's Classic Games

 Virginia 7 0 7 7-21 1-0

W. Virginia 0 0 0 0-0 0-1

Fresno State 14 7 3 7-31 1-0

N. Carolina 3 0 0 0-3 0-1

Stanford 0 0 0 0-0 0-1

Duke     7 7 7 0-21 1-0

Ball State 7 0 0 0-7 0-1

Cincinnati 0 7 7 0-14 1-0

San Diego State 13 14 7 3-37 1-0

22 UConn 0 0 0 0-0 0-1

The Big Payback: 10 Things I Would Fix About US Olympics

 I feel that it would be ripe for a Beanie Sigel that I would focus on the 10 Things that the USOPC Should Focus in time for Paris in 3 Summers, and I feel they are ripe and earned.

1. How is it we'd get the most Lukewarm NBA Players turn into Olympic Heroes?

2. We can't deny Gable Steveson's Tua-esque Talent, but, his Behavior leaves a lot on the table.

3. Speaking of Clocking Out, United States Track and Field has Clocked Out Morally, and that costs us Gold!

4. I can't even blame most of these people for living their Best Life!

5. I feel we have to get our act together by Paris or Some of these Countries with No Legitimate Olympic Medal Opportunities would Steal the Gold!

6. I am thinking these Anti-Steroid and Anti-Drug People have to get stronger, or Marijuana would get more permissive.

7. If it was Shawn Johnson East being jumped by the Acclaimed and their Garbage 106 and Park Wannabe Act, I would have called down their dismissal.

8. I feel that The Acclaimed wouldn't have picked on most Almost 30 Year Old Women.

9. I feel the reality of Olympic Coverage is having to keep us interested.

10. And, there is no one really holding the fort down on Olympic Coverage, because NBCSN would be gone by Beijing.

Gable Steveson is a Bad Man!

 I feel like speaking as a Public Service Announcement that Gable Steveson is an Actual Bad Man, and I feel that because Minnesota enabled him and his foolishness. I feel that with a name like Gable, you should have class.

It drives me nuts that I'd be the Frank Grimes in the "Homer's Enemy", because I don't think our Olympic Program is riddled with character. I hate to be the Midnight Rider, especially if we treat our Olympic Ladies like Models, but, Gable Steveson is not a Traditional Role Model.

Minnesota should equal Professionalism and Family. Gable Steveson is not either.

Where is the Olympic Bump?

 I do not appreciate how the Olympic Bump is gone! It used to be taken for granted like Money!

It is hazy like when we missed the Olympics Last Summer and had to make up for it this Summer.

Generally, it is mild when we have a Local Olympic Bump and that is nowhere to be found.

All of it, and all of it, is the undervaluing of the Olympic Gold. Save for Steroids or Scandal, I feel that Larry Nassar has to be a Harold Ballard like figure in Life, especially, when it comes to losing Billions!

It is controversial and opinionated, but, I have to go that way. I feel that it is worse than Un and Underinsurance and generally, the Olympic Bump shows concern for the Sport.

08062021 Commissioner's Classic Results

 Penn State 0 0 0 7-7 0-1

Pitt            7 7 0 0-14 1-0

Kansas 7 0 3 0-10 0-1

Missouri 3 7 0 3-13 1-0

17 Syracuse 10 7 7 3-27 1-0

  Washington State 0 0 0 0-0 0-1

 Virginia Tech 7 14 0 0-21 0-21 0-1

25 California 0 0 3 18-21 6-27 1-0

Ole Miss 7 0 7 7-21 1-0

Air Force 0 7 0 0-7 0-1

How Come is it the Astros have not had an Honorable Hall of Famer?

 I feel how come is it the Astros have not had an Honorable Hall of Famer? I feel with Craig Biggio not earning "The Honorable" Fair and Square like other Baseball Hall of Famers, I really have a problem with why the Astros can't just vote Cooperstown?

The Baseball Rangers have Nolan Ryan in the Hall of Fame, mainly as a Bargaining Chip to save Baseball in Dallas-Fort Worth and they where tired of all their Stars getting traded. But, the Closest they have to an In House Hall of Famer is Pudge Rodriguez, which his Hall of Fame Bid was Clouded by Steroid Allegations they could never prove.

The Anaheim Angels do not have All Time Hall of Famers in their Outfield and historically, they'd have Cedar Rapids Hall of Famers, but, not Baseball Hall of Famers as that disconnect is problematic in both Orange and Linn Counties.

Jeopardy in 3 Years Needs LaVar Burton

 I feel Jeopardy! Could have Aaron Rodgers or Blossom, but, I feel Jeopardy! is better off having to avoid the Collar altogether! I feel Jeopardy should have made their decision at the end of last TV Season.

It is not opinion, but, it is fact. Mike Richards was too much trouble for the Price is Right even, which has had its own troubled history. I don't think in 3 Years, we'd need a Mainstream Show change its hosts like Spark Plugs.

I am aware it is 4 Years, and these are not Small Potatoes. It is serious business and I feel it should be taken as nothing less.

Why is it So Much Bad Politics is Criminally Fashionable?

 I feel that Biden, Trump, Desantis and Cuomo are all making so much bad politics criminally fashionable and why is it so much bad politics is criminally fashionable? To be fair, not only it is not good, it is creepy.

I feel that it is pulling teeth having to pull a Balanced Budget Amendment when Prison Overcrowding is the Law. The worst thing in having to throw money at people's homes is if people get sick, they'd tie up the Hospital and we'd be down to Urgent Care Doctors and Nurses and Doctor's Office Doctors and Nurses.

This is not quite the "PTA Disbands" and we'd have to pluck anyone to be Doctor. I wouldn't want that because Problem Solving couldn't be forced, it is all too hard like a Bad Joke, and I'd want to give Christmas Gifts.

Fauci has to be Out of Pocket like a Scumbag Justin and his Equally Scumbag Brother I had to work with and I was Work Studying. I am mad that I don't get things for free, and the Wheels on the Bus keep Falling Off and I can't always repair them.

We'd have accountability problems with this President, and as the years roll on, we need to be better than TOTALLY WASTED! Or, having to write an Adult Version of Dr. Seuss while being Slammed-I-Am!

I don't mind the Free Beer, but, if it is the Violence, Sexual Violence or the Binge Drinking, that is another story. I feel that it is "Who Dat?" like J. Cole's 1st National Anthem and everyone seems to pop up when you don't want them to.

08052021 Commissioner's Classic Results

 Ohio State 0 0 0 0-0   0-1

1 UNLV    14 7 3 7-31 1-0

 Michigan 0 0 0 0-0 0-1

 Hawaii  16 8 6 3-30 1-0

9 Marshall 7 7 7 0-21 1-0

6 Washington 10 0 0 7-17 0-1

15 Buffalo 10 0 7 7-24 1-0

    Oregon 0 0 0 0-0 0-1

   Texas Tech 7 16 3 10-36 1-0

    USC         0 0 0 0-0 0-1

Can't the League Shut Down the Deshaun Watson Trade?

 The Philadelphia Eagles have not hid from a Mid 1970's Baltimore Colts, a Post Ice Bowl Green Bay Packers and 1999 Dallas Cowboys Teenage Wasteland that still eats up North Texas. I feel the League has to owe a Right to Shut Down the Deshaun Watson Trade, because nothing would be gained by Jalen Hurts being a Hurt Locker and Philadelphia would get nothing back for their troubles.

Deshaun Watson's Criminal Case is an active Criminal Investigation and a lot of that docket would be coming out of Harris County. I feel all options should and would be on the table, because the heat the Eagles took for taking Michael Vick literally seconds out of Prison is too much.

I am not seeing the Beasts of the East and I'd think Dallas being Undefeated to the Super Bowl would carry more weight than before like it was McDonald's at the Olympic Village and being a Civilian, too, and I feel that I am not okay with the Flagship Division being smoking hot trash.

Where is the Loyalty in My DNA?

 Generally, Pabst Blue Ribbon's are viewed angrily by those who seriously want to have a Beer. I feel Tony Khan giving Pabst Blue Ribbon their Biggest Plug in Years in TV Time when Domino's had every right to Legal Counsel Out is sickening.

I would not like to see my Biggest Star hide his weed and still look stoned out his rear. I feel that with regards to Kendrick Lamar, where is the loyalty in my DNA?

It sure is not in my RNA, either, and I feel that freeing up Cody Rhodes should be classier because you don't mess around with Senior Leadership, you don't mess around with Solid Senior Leadership,which Kenny Omega and the Young Bucks aren't and you don't mess around with not being treated seriously like an actual adult.

I am happier that The Acclaimed didn't pop out of my TV like a Kool Aid Man, and I swear those guys are Antoine Dodson compared to Ludacris. If the Acclaimed popped out of my TV like the Kool Aid Man, I would have been livid!

I feel that compared to WWE, they are not pushing the Safe Route. But, I feel they are running around Jacksonville with the Safety Off. And, it is So Early in the Morning with No Social Skills and No Social Interactions.

If it is Season 6 and AEW is still pissing off Sponsors and is a Bigger Budget TNA, the writing is on the Wall and I don't think some of these Characters High School Plays will go over smooth with Punk and his Summer School and Daniel Bryan, either.

What would we get if and when we get a Player 3 and all the General Managers would have painfully high or heightened turnover?

Drunken Narcolepsy Amendment (The DNA)

 I feel tying both Medicine and Political Corruption go Hand in Hand. Sadly, I feel the Labors of Cuomos inspire me to counter Senator Ernst and I feel the DNA or the Drunken Narcolepsy Amendment would come in handy.

If we had to deal with anything ever again like COVID-19, we shouldn't be caught with our Pants Down. I feel embarrassed that the Cuomos and their Womanizing is Camp, but there are People like me who can't get Jobs for any reason.

I feel the DNA of the Drunken Narcolepsy Amendment is the Carelessness that we can't have anything other than College Students do Nursing Things and not just outsiders invading my territory. I know we can't all Work From Home and I'd think of Simon and Garfunkel Flips that had I been Corporately Sponsored, Corporate America would call me Captain Hook.

The baseline of it is The Simpsons "Another Man's Dream" as I doubt having to write a Family Show around Individuals vs. a Family Show is Sickening to Sponsors. I don't buy that New York State and the White House's Heads of State are not one in the Same.

I feel that there is a Sesame Street Disillusion that would make Oscar the Grouch Sick. I don't think Biden is as better off as Cuomo and it doesn't help that we have filled up the Trash to the Limit.

Very little of this is much ado with Medicine.

08042021 Commissioner's Classic

 Today, I'd have a Wild Card of Games, which include a Miracle Comeback, State Pride, the Lone Star State Championship, Miami (FL)-Arizona, and Alabama San Jose State

5 Indiana 0 0 14 14-28 13-41    1-0

  Tennessee 21 7 0 0-28 7-35     0-1

 Tennessee blowing a 28 Point Lead due to a Lack of Depth would not be shocking...

Oklahoma 0 7 0 0-7    0-1

Nebraska 7 0 7 0-14 1-0

Nebraska hanging their Hat on a State Pride Upset would be Upsetting.

Texas 7 0 0 0-7      0-1

Texas A and M 0 7 7 0-14 1-0

I am thinking Texas and Oklahoma are cashing out their Chips before the SEC.

3 Miami (FL) 7 0 0 6-13  0-1

 Arizona 0 8 8 0-16  1-0

Arizona breaks the Road Block to the Super Bowl

Alabama 7 8 0 6-21 7-28 0-1

San Jose State 14 0 7 0-21 13-34 1-0

San Jose State Scores the Upset!

STFU Max Caster!

 I don't dare want to veer PG-13 or R like a Houston Veer, but, Max Caster is the Example of being 30 Plus, a Pain in the Rear, and I feel ripping Simone Biles is a Bad Image!

These guys are Bad Men, and I mean Bad Men! Max Caster is like the Itchy and Scratchy Show of Pro Wrestling, when you have a Good Show, people flee and it is not the same show.

I feel Mr. Khan's Checkbook is getting a Major League Workout and trust me, Tony Khan, you don't want to be flexing your Checkbook!

Carolinaians hate Duke the Same Way Small Town Texans hate SMU. I feel that if Mox had to hit the Barry Switzer route, it would be a disaster.

I don't want to make the Armchair Economist route like I am a Strong Arm, which I am far, far, and too far from a Unitas, but, I would have cut Caster off after Renee Young howled at the Moon at them.

We Should Treat Crisises at National Government Hubs like Story A-1!

 Being desensitized to National Security for the Better Part of the 2000's and the Early Days of the 2010's and Teens has left us with having crisises being falling in the background! I am not in Washington DC, and heaven knows that Womanizers have left us with a Batman Beyond Behavior.

I feel if it wasn't left to Beaver, Crisises at National Government Hubs should, no would be Story A-1! I don't know if it is the Dilbert Principle of leaving Jobs Unfilled, or the Tara Principle where of having to run People Up to the Point that it wasn't in the Contract, but, I am not fond of having to bail everyone out.

China and Russia would make TERRIBLE Homecoming Dates, and I feel that the Values of a Gold Medal and Certain Young Women sadly are one in the Same. Other countries would pay their Gold Medal Winners more than the President of that Country.

We couldn't leave Jobs of that Magnitude to Anyone and I feel it would get worse if Biden had to go on and on with Replacements that would have No Business Getting the Government's Money.

The Wheels Off the Big XII's Bus are Falling Off, Falling Off, Falling Off.....

 With the Kansas Jayhawks dropping hints as Taller than the International Space Station in a Small Town Sky, and us Fans are not in a Stomach for a 4 Year Tour for Losing Out on the Big XII, I feel the wheels off the Big XII's Bus are Falling Off in a Big Way.

I would remedy this by wanting Pitt-Penn State, Border War, the Holy War Finals among others, but, that is not on the menu. Speaking of on the Menu, this would deter Notre Dame from the Big Ten for the time being and the imminence of it is Iowa State would be throwing themselves on the Next Available Bus to the Big Ten.

This is not funny and speaking of not funny, I would feel hurt and betrayed if we didn't have at least one NCAA Tournament Grade Matchup anywhere. And, this would deter a Conference Realignment Superday for another Time and Place.

I feel the War Games just over the Big XII losing it is unreal and it would cause a Trump Sized Battle over if the American or the Big East would break first.

08032021 Commissioner's Classic Games

  In Today's Commissioner's Classic Games, every one of these games are In State.

   Iowa 7 8 7 8-30 7-37    0-1

7 Iowa State 8 7 8 7-30 13-43 1-0

  TCU 0 0 0 0-0 0-1

2 SMU 7 16 3 2-28 1-0

20 Colorado 7 8 0 6-21 7-28 0-1

18 Colorado State 14 0 7 0-21 13-34 1-0

Utah 7 0 0 0-7 0-1

10 BYU 0 7 7 3-17 1-0

New Mexico 0 0 0 7-7 0-1

New Mexico State 7 0 7 0-14 1-0

Would Michael Jordan Chance His Brand on Kurt Busch?

 I feel that we'd get into the Late Model Phase of the Winston Cup Era and I feel would Michael Jordan really want to Chance his Brand on Kurt Busch? I feel MJ has not always been an astute Businessman and it would upset the Apple Cart big time.

I don't think we'd retire Kurt Busch yet, but, I am left to wonder about the Quanity #'s, especially if it is more Quantity than Rusty Wallace and less quality. We'd be down the Last Winston Era that would be active in Ryan Newman, and I'd think Kevin Harvick would be burning the Midnight Oil before he is a Tony Stewart.

The tangled web of Kurt Busch being a Jordan would not help. If it was Denny Hamlin being an Owner Driver and Kurt Busch having to tangle up where Harrison Burton would have gone, it would be a long 2 Years.

There Will Still Be a Further Remaking of Late Model Stock Car Racing!

 I feel anxious that there Still Be a Further Remaking of Late Model Stock Car Racing! I feel the answer for the ARCA Brand should have been a 5 in 1 like the Dan Ryan in Chicago, not a 3 in 1. 

What Ron Hornaday,Jr. said is don't give people Free Beer and Food and they wouldn't come. It is not necessarily having to give Free Beer and Food on the 4th of July, but, it doesn't help that I'd rather talk about Frank Kimmel Numbers or having Target or McDonald's come at will to Sponsor.

I'd probably think that NHRA Officials and Membership would want Sarge to be Spiderman rather than Tony Schumacher going for Nothing as a Full Time Racer. To be frank, a lot of the Late Model Waves like Before, even in the interim time between the ASA and the Southern Super Series and CARS Late Model Tours where closer to Jeff Gordon than that of Tony Stewart.

I do not like or associate being the 24 like I was a Fan Boy, because I would rather'd have the Pontiac or Guys like my Dad or Grandpa. I've said I'd rather'd be a Toyota before I'd be another Nonprofit, but, being a Toyota would drain me and the culture around me from nowhere.

I am Kara Number in Softball Age Back Home and I still don't have Take Me to the Movie Friends. I'd always say "If I Was Your General Manager" like I would actually be harder on someone who'd leave an Empty Checkbook and a Heavy Repair Bill and No Interest in Repairing My Cars.

I'd think NASCAR has to look at Late Model Stock Car Racing as a Development Zone, and if its Year 4 and the Same Old Indy Lights/Toyota Atlantic Numbers and Everyone Under 18 hogging the Star Cars, I'd think either Temperance (ARCA Home Office) would have less of a role or Daytona Beach would have more of a say.

It would definitely not have Year 5 and the Same Old Same, because there is no way ARCA is mistreated like an Earthly NASCAR Heat Game. There is no Frank Kimmel, Mike Eddy, or Bob Senneker, and if I was Buying Tickets, or at least trying to make a Run, there'd have to be an Austin Theriault Clinch By Date.

If you can't get jacked up about the Prairie Meadows, that is a Cultural Issue. I wouldn't want to see another Track that is Paved Built in My State without recurring interest in the Prairie Meadows or their Equal being forgotten due to disinterest.