I feel I am doing a Public Service in Calling Out 10 of my Favorite COVID Variants that need to be discovered and I'll start with The.
1. Bauer Variant. This is not 24 and Trevor Bauer is causing a different variant in eliminating the Civil Fans and letting the Drunks run amok.
2. The Cuomo Variant. This needs to be cleaned out of New York Politics, or New York will turn into Illinois.
3. The DC Variant. The DC Variant causes everyone and their Dog not to work around Washington DC.
4. The Haas Variant. Gene Haas is hogging America's Formula One Fortunes and deterring an American from Formula One's Top Step.
5.The Jilted Variant. The Bachelor has gotten so bad that I am rooting for Trista Sutter to be Single, like Literally Tomorrow.
6. The Quagmire Variant. This one hits on everything that is Female and turns everything into an STD.
7. The Snyder Variant. Affects everything else around Washington DC, too.
8. The Trump Variant. Makes every Republican State look Like South Park.
9. The Wisconsin Variant. Where you pick apart serious leaders and replace them with Soft Leaders.
10. The Youngstown Variant. Where you bribe your way to Freedom.
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