Wednesday, February 19, 2020

If Joe Burrow Doesn't Want to be a Bengal, it would veer on Bust!

I feel like there is too much empty movement in Sports currently. And, if Joe Burrow doesn't want to be a Bengal, it would be construed as a Bust because it would burn into a Blinding Rage both the Longest Between Heisman and the Longest Between National Championships, which both would torch through the Old Capitol.

I feel like we'd have more Blind Fury than why Blind Fury and Bones Brigante do not have Studio Albums as in More than 5. For every John Elway story, there are too many busts who'd try to pull off such moves and became busts in the process.

Other than changing the Playoffs Forever in a Blind Rage, and saving Mother's Day, there'd be a lot of problems if the Blind Fury went to waste. For all the times we'd have "Never Waste a Good Thing" like the Mid 1970's, I'd wish people would have stuck more to the script rather than getting rich quick.

Such a move, even dared, would keep Joe Burrow from being home ever again. I don't think leaving a "One that Got Away" Scenario was good. Speaking of blinding rage, it would mean Baton Rouge and Auburn would recommit their resources for High School Junior Day.

While we are on the Cartman Counter for the South Park-worthy Blind mentions, which is 6, I feel like it is as Sports Post-worthy like Chevrolet losing their Wing in St. Petersburg. The difference with that hysterical South Park Episode was the FCC made Trey Parker and Matt Stone put a Swear Counter, even for their Above Average Vulgarities.

While I am on my 7th Blinding Reference, I feel like we'd need to dig and dig who is good. Cardale Jones NFL Rookie Season is a 2020 XFL Collapse away, and for as much as the Battle Hawks are making the XFL Stay Alive, I feel that them alone would not keep the XFL from collapsing.

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