Sunday, July 12, 2020

The NHRA Legal Counsel is a Lonely Job

I feel like saying the NHRA Legal Counsel is a Lonely Job that does not garner many friends inside or outside of Auto Racing. It being that Spencer Massey tried suing his way back to Don Schumacher Racing for a 3rd Time, and Don Schumacher said, "Nope, Your Still Fired!" when Spencer Massey sued angrily and he would have otherwise been suspended, and that was after 1 Fire and Rehire.

Or Billy Torrence being the Billy Goat of the Countdown and helping later eat it up to the ground. I would think the irony of that Billy Goat Gruff and don't ever exhibition or say anything of the Billy Goat around Wrigley, even with a World Series in a Recent Time.

And, I thought that Johnnie Lindberg would have upset ran his way in the Standings to be the 94th Winner a la a Phil Burkart who actually won while being a Super Sub. Nope, overnight, the NHRA Legal Counsel elected to be billy goats and awarded limited circumstance standings to Bob Tasca III especially when he won't be back in person until Denver.

Diamond P and Mr. Palash have been out of the fold for years and I feel that NHRA's Legal Counsel would have to take a Long Hard Look at freeing their Jack in the Box they call Fox Sports West. I would think technically, it would be Fox Sports 1 and I would expect knowing where would key races or racers be given the time of day, had we known sooner about Texas Motorplex being opened on a Dark Memorial Day Weekend.

To be fair, that is asking a lot and this would be a Burks Styled Blast, except it would not be on a Drag Racing Website and Burks would beg to differ angrily, and for good reason. I would not see John Force Racing in the saddle again until Denver and a lot of it is the turns on the Corporate Wheel giving them a Straight Curve.

I would think that a lot of the current ordeals would have to be met with a Jackhammer, particularly Fox Sports 1 and I would feel like wanting to see a top to bottom NHRA Drag Racing Video Game that took as long as Wreckfest and was actually marketable and in good quality, especially if we go down again, and I would not want the misfortunate "Lemme Smash" Culture the Super Smash Brothers Game has smashed Nintendo into a Corner over.

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