The NWSL is Essentially Dan Snyder Being In Charge of a League

 It is scary to admit that the NWSL is Essentially Dan Snyder being in Charge of a League. Instead of the Actual GLOW, which made the WCW and WWF among others change their tunes, it is problems with Women being allowed to keep running like the Black Eyed Peas and the Women Athletes having to be Ballhawks on and off hours.

It would be a scary thought to have someone or someone's so craven that you'd let serious Women Problems run amok. The Washington Spirit's Head Coaching Title is reading as Vacant as I am typing it and the Unaccount of Washington DC is a Fission in the Nuclear Reactor in this Springfield Nuclear Power Plant of a Meltdown.

Even if we stop a Near Meltdown or More than One Near Meltdown, or a China Syndrome, and or China Syndromes, we'd still have questions. No one is checking if the Bus has Wheels and I feel that it is pathologically the worst of the worst plucked off the streets just to Coach Women's Soccer.

The NWSL is a China Snydrome and having to turn a Chernobyl into a Three Mile Island in "King Sized Homer" of The Simpsons is dangerous, and the script would be even more dangerous if you had to play people just so you can Work From Home.

That would be a Home School Plan on Steroids and that would be a Serious Game Over, and the Fan Decorum has to be out of hand since USA Soccer came home without a Gold, and now, Paul Riley being dismissed from the League after the Washington Spirit debacles are trashing DC Sports left and right.

San Francisco's Bad Cops are On the Ship "Drunken Narcolepsy"

 I feel that the beginning would entail the Opening Scenes of The Simpsons "Marge vs. The Monorail", but, San Francisco Dons Men's Soccer, one of the few teams actually with the name "San Francisco" on the Program actually playing in the City by the Bay, is on the Ship "Drunken Narcolepsy" while being Bad Cops.

We need more deep, detailed Investigative Sports Journalism and we are not getting it. Instead, it is a Millennial Worst Nightmare while the Drunken Narcolepsy see-saws through the Pacific more unguarded than the People who'd swear they'd never come out for SMU again egg on Chris Herren with "He's A Crackhead" Chants.

Instead, this is a City losing its handle and its spout and needed to be in the Doghouse long ago. The bad cops are see-sawing louder than Oklahoma and heaven forbid, this is a very bad image for a City that relies on Good Images.

I would yell and scream "Your Not a Good Image" if I had to spend my hard earned money until the AD had to calm me down like a Small Child. What is rude is I don't see Truth, Justice, or the American Way anywhere to be found September 30th and boy howdy, I'd believe a Crank Caller before some of these people in charge.

Generally, most of our heroes are not Homophobic and Sexual Offenders in the Same Corner. If it was a Program people actually hated and the lid came off on Discipline, it would get ugly. What is sad is we'd have 38 Year Olds Replace Dale Hansen, but, none of them are my Dean of Sports.

In the Cold Pacific, that is unforgiving and unforgivable, the remorse would be long gone and the emotion-ometers would do nothing but fire up like Scooby Doo botching a Case until the end. Instead of that moral closer, long before Kyra Sedgewick revived her career, you couldn't even do that, even.

Instead, I see Itchy, Scratchy and Snyder take their talents to the West Coast and it is very ugly and not very wonderful or pretty.

Would Deunionization Break the NWSL?

 The NWSL generally has a Fit with Women Athletes who don't wear the Red, White and Blue. I would think Deunionization would break the NWSL as that is the One League that actually needs a Union.

The structure of the NWSL is there Non Olympic Heroes are paid in Glorious Pennies on the Dollar. If it is not life skills, it is deunionizing like it was an Olympic Sport.

I'd yell "AMERICA!" for a Million Person Women's Soccer Event at AT and T Stadium like we need someone Forward and not the WWE, and the fact the NWSL is Forward like Madison Making Mistakes is Infuriating.

If I was the NWSL Commissioner, I'd madly jam the Biggest Stadiums in Sports Just For Women Athletes Running Wild, Fans Getting Drunk off their Gourd and Getting Used to It. If we tried the "Battle at Bristol" just for Women's Soccer and we had 150,000 People just for Women's Soccer, we'd be putting the rewrite on many different Sports Records.

Would more people bring more attention to the NWSL or Cause More Problems?

The Washington Spirit and DC United Need Dan Snyder

 With the NWSL putting out Junk Soccer and not knowing what to do behind the scenes, the Washington Spirit and the DC United Need Dan Snyder like you'd need Life Advice from a Junkie. What would be fun and sad at the same time is Dan Snyder would be the Model T of Unaccount in Sports and he would not be afraid to use the Model T Bone for infuriating wrecks.

What would be sad and devastating is Dan Snyder thinking he's Ted Lasso and instead, he lassoes the Worst Promotions and instead of Women Athletes, he doubles down on the T and A. Instead of not giving him any more Nuclear Weapons, he doubles down on the T and A with Cheerleaders for the Washington Spirit and the DC United.

The NWSL and Minor League Soccer would not know what they are doing and they'd have an Owner who'd not know what he's doing and it would bring shame to Old DC. It would become a National Contest between President Biden and Dan Snyder in who is more incompetent.

Instead, Jack Kent Cooke (Original Name) did not expect his House to become a Theme Park from Hell and everyone is Touchdown to Cause Hell like it was Baton Rouge. 

Injustice to Women and Girls Cost Everyone $

 Generally, in Cedar Rapids, it is the Women's Weekend and or Weekends, like it would be my Mother saying "Yes, Itchy and/or Scratchy" in High School, and the truth is, Itchy and Scratchy is not a good impression to Women and Girls, nor Dr. Nick Riviera.

I feel that I get mad that Injustice to Women and Girls Cost Everyone $. I feel that it is a Strong Subject that stirs and angers the Blood because besides Politics and True Crime, Women and other Sane Minded Adults do not like bringing up Women Problems.

It costs everyone money because the time and energy that are dedicated to Injustices to Women. We have more things than the Early 1990's and the wrong people get overexposed and not in a Good Way, either.

Da Bears would Free Up Other Stadium Moves!

 The Chicago Bears would free up other Stadium Moves, and the only other team that never formally have gotten a New Stadium is the Jacksonville Jaguars. I would feel Las Vegas's Stadium would leave a Big Chill in NFL's Oldest Rivalry, which the Packers and the Bears never have formally have had a Full Opening Day Debut Stadium.

I feel the push for Buffalo to get a New Stadium would be stronger, and I'd think Kansas City would be pushed closer to Downtown. Stadiums are not a Good Topic to bring up with Sports Fans, and I feel that having to pound on Arlington Park would be a sign that I would not see the Icy Chill of Lake Michigan again as a Vivid Image of Title 10.

Speaking of Image, I feel that they'd need to overhaul the Defense and the General Management Team left and right. I would find that I would see a Dome potentially host a Final Four and the Frozen Four and make it easier on a Future Olympic Berth without having to spend an Obscene amount of money on it.

Having a Russian World Champion or Formula One Race Winner Would Be One of the Things We Can't Stand For

 I feel that as a Fan and an American, having a Russian World Champion or Formula One Race Winner Would be One of the Things We Can't Stand For. The reality is having a Russian Oligarch and his Son buy not just a, but the United States Formula One Team should light the State Department on Fire.

We have not had a Formula One Winner Since the Early 1980's (1981) and not had a Formula One World Champion since the Late 1970's (1978) and I don't want either one get to 50. As an American and an American Racing Fan, I am down to Kyle Larson wanting to win Monaco and LeMans just to start angrier or more All Time Great Monaco or LeMans Winners.

I am not interested in Americanizing a World Sport, or a Rich Man's Sport, but, I feel that I am mad that Extortion Money won't go far. Extortion Money against the fact there aren't College Students Everywhere and Extortion Money against the fact there aren't Racers Everywhere is not good.

The problem I would be trying to say is Ending the Hex would be more painful than the Actual Hex itself. Except it would be saying Hex, Hex, Super Hex to the Point that we'd get mad and go to work. If it was One Letter Difference, it would cause trouble in a Family or Kinda Family Website.

It would be akin to JFK raiding the Catholic Church for his Cabinet, except Mazepin and Dad do not have that kind of charisma. And, for as much as we dump Hot Rewards about the Danbury Trashers, which the only appropriate gift would have been Quad City-Flint going into its 20s and 30s, the only good thing it does in Memory is deny legitimate teams or owners from returning, namely a Hartford Whalers Revival.

Instead, it is Real Time and it would deny legitimate racers and teams not named Mazepin from Racing in a Major Series.

Losing Tibbetts Broke Pop Culture, If Not Medical Culture

 I don't want to break the lid of BGM's Latest Brouhaha, which the Collar has constantly inundated their town like a Stephen King Novel, but, the root of their Problems would be Losing Mollie Tibbetts in their Town Broke Pop Culture, If Not Medical Culture, a Few Years Back.

I feel that the reality of it all is the BGM Community is a Broken Community and there is nothing "Mid" in the Way of It. I don't want to do a Garth Brooks take on a Community, because People Live and Work There, too, but, it is a Problem.

I feel that a Lot of Communities have No Problems with the Collar and God Knows it would be Years at a time. I feel that the Family Problems are causing a Fort Worth's Worth of Stories, and not good and I don't think the News Crews would be happy to know who you voted for the Caucuses.

Those broken roads have nothing but problems at Home, too. I don't like bringing them up in a Family Site, especially if we are not OK like my Aunts are Not OK and I'd have to stick up for my Mom and Her Friends, and I'm 36.

I don't know if this is a Nervous Breakdown of a Great Work Culture, and it is falling away from us. I don't want to bring up Fort Worth in this, because it broke the Ocean of Women Problems for a Lot of Different Families and I feel it is taboo to bring up your Last Name and being a Responsible Man on Social Media, but, no Kids have learned Student Body Left or Student Body Right.

I swear the only leadership at home is the Financial Kind and that makes me upset as all get out.

Apathy vs. A True Single Owner Driver Winner

 23 Years Ago Yesterday, we had the last Troy McClure, where we miss him like Everyday, Mark McGwire hitting 70 Home Runs into the Gateway Arch and The Last Time we had a True Single Owner Driver Winner. That was Ricky Rudd.

Michael Waltrip, Denny Hamlin and Tony Stewart couldn't lay such a claim. I am not talking about Family Teams, but a True Single Owner Driver.

Sponsors would flock to a True Single Owner Driver or Single Owner Drivers because it would not be Corporate and the whole principle of Multi Car Teams is not to Wreck Your Budget in Cars. I feel we would be recreating a 2008 if we wrecked our budget in cars or worse, be mediocre.

A lot of the Mid-Pack Backers where not around in 2008 and that "Mid" is Not Okay! I feel that I would take Victories Great and Defeats Even Harder. It is not Pokemon, as my Peers, Friends and Classmates had Jobs or Sports, not Playthings in High School.

The current is not a Good Place. Unless if you'd have a Strategy, your SOL and then Some.

Putting the Duty in Duty, Honor and Country

It is T-8 Days until my City's Patron Saint's Posthumous 60th Birthday and I feel She would not like what She Sees if She was Here. God forbid it has to be Social or Social Media Etiquette NEVER to bring up Women Problems only if Girls or Kids are in Danger.

Duty is not a Pep Rally, and people call it a habit to see through it. I don't want to paint the corner out of Cedar Rapids, but, we losing control of the City and America's Public Education System and God Only Knows if we are going to stop another Pony Express.

Breaking News: We Ain't!

I feel that it is a Different Standard and I don't mean Cadillac, and I sooner want the Cadillac than the Alfa Romeo, but, that ain't it. I feel that they don't flock to Bad Guys where I live, but, they flock to Case Closed. Most of us ain't got the Money if we tried, but, Honor would be a lot better.

I feel better having a Normal Christmas with the Currier and the Ives and Lord knows I know I've had enough of the Last Christmases in my Adult Life like my muse moved on up. I feel nothing but consternation and I would be pushing for Sitcoms harder than my AEW and JR and Supersonics Unite, too.

I really wish there'd be a focus on Honor and Country with the Duty instead of the Lie, Cheat and Steal. I'd feel better about Law and Order instead of Permanent Disruption and Chaos, and I'd only know I'd want Texas and Texas A and M long before 2025.

Celebrity All Star VIP Weddings and Celebrity All Star VIP Jeopardy

 I feel when I was Younger, I wanted not just a Royal Wedding and not just a Celebrity Wedding like Bobby and Whitney or Jen and Brad, but a Celebrity All Star VIP Wedding and to fill out Carver Hawkeye Arena with every celebrity within repute possible. This was when I was 16, not 6 mind you and I'd really wanted that.

Instead of RG III or inundating the Bridesmaids like we wanted Dates, like my Cousin's Wedding, we have Celebrity All Star VIP Jeopardy. That Celebrity All Star VIP Jeopardy cost us Fox's Lone Live Action Sitcom and is proceeding to make people mad.

It is making people mad and those people who are Unemployed and Educated, not like Unemployed and Generally Middle Class like "The Price is Right". That disinterest caused Lavar Burton to pull his name from the ring and it is causing some serious 1st Shift Consternation.

Weddings take compromise and I would not want to throw my money at Couples who wouldn't last 5 Years and I would madly want Divorcees or madly root for Divorcees. Instead, we are living in "Stark Raving Dad" of the Simpsons and I really would want to root for the Divorce in the Narcolepsy.

If we went down that route of Celebrity All Star VIP Weddings, the Bridesmaids would not be happy ladies. If we jammed things otherwise reserved for Mr. Burns or Barry Switzer and tipped them for Kerri Lynn, only because I wanted her Sister and later told of my Gal Problems later, which is not the right thing to do for a Girl, even if she's 28, she can't let bygones be bygones either.

2022 Drag Race Bowl Series

Even though the Analog Camping World Drag Racing Series Schedule for 2022 has been out and it is with great chagrins that I'd still say Camping World Drag Racing Series and not Mello Yello as that is not just the Coca Cola Guy in me being mad, but the Drag Racing Fan. I feel they'd have to negotiate a Replacement for Route 66, Englishtown, Atlanta and Houston at some point in the future for the Car Relationships.

1 2-20 Winternationals

2 2-27 Firebird

3 3-8 to 13 Gatornationals

4 3-28 to 4-3 Las Vegas 4 Wide

5 4-24 Houston

6 4-26 to 5-1 Charlotte 4 Wide

7 5-15 Richmond

8 6-5 New England

9 6-19 Bristol

10 6-26 Norwalk

11 7-17 Denver

12 7-24 Sonoma

13 7-31 Seattle

14 8-14 Topeka

15 8-21 Brainerd

16 8-23 to 28 World Series of Drag Racing Cordova

NOTE: I really wish the World Series of Drag Racing was an NHRA National Event or acquired as one.

17 8-31 to 9-5 US Nationals Indianapolis

NOTE: I also want my Favorite Swing, the Championship Swing badly, and I don't know if NHRA Legal and Ticketing would answer that wish

18  9-10 and 11 Funny Car 64 Baton Rouge No Problem

19 9-18 Maple Grove

20 9-25 Charlotte

21 10-2 Gateway

22 10-16 Ennis

23 10-30 Las Vegas

24 11-8 to 13 Pomona World Finals

25 11-15 to 20 S. Georgia Drag Race Bowl

Note: Generally, the best and the only On Campus High School Football Championships on Campus happen in South Georgia.

Remarks:

20 Points Per Round Win

NO Points Per Round Loss

Every Special is All Quartermile and No Protecting the Innocent Within Reason

NHRA Fast 16

Pre and Post National Events 16 to 1 Scoring

Gatornationals, 4 Wides, World Series of Drag Racing, US Nationals, World Finals and Drag Race Bowl would be including the Top 16 in Each Class

Funny Car 64

Top 16 in Camping World, Lucas Oil, Hot Rod Heritage and Funny Car Chaos Standings.

I know I'd jump up and down about the All Star Shootout, but, I'd take it a step further in a Funny Car 64.

2022 Indy Bowl Slate

 Okay, Kids, I feel that the Indy Bowl Slate of Mine is based off the Actual NTT Data IndyCar Series Schedule, except the lone remark changes are Indianapolis Qualifying and Atlanta and Richmond. I feel that Belle Isle and Toronto are the Most Likely to be on the Bubble for Safety Reasons.

1 2-27 St. Petersburg

2 3-20 Texas

3 M 4-10 Long Beach

4 5-1 Barber

5 5-13 IMS Road Course Qualifying

6 5-14 IMS Road Course

7 5-21 Indy Pole Day

8 5-22 Indy Bump Day

9 M 5-29 106th Indianapolis 500

I will hit this out of the Park: We will have an Upset 1st Time Indianapolis 500 Winner For All Time in 2022!

10 6-5 Belle Isle

11 6-12 Road America

12 M 6-22 Richmond

13 7-3 Mid Ohio

14 7-17 Toronto

15 7-23 Iowa

16 7-24 Iowa

17 7-29 IMS Road Course Qualifying

18 7-30 IMS Road Course

19 8-7 Nashville Metro Davidson

20 M 8-20 Gateway

21 9-4 Portland

22 9-11 Laguna Seca

23 M 9-21 Indy Bowl Atlanta

Points Remarks

25 1st

16 2nd

14 3rd

12 4th

10 5th

8 6th

6 7th

5 8th

4 9th

3 10th

2 11th

1 12th

Major Bonuses

10 1 Win

20 2 Wins

30 3 Wins 

40 4 Wins

50 5 Wins

I really wanted an NTT Data Challenge a la the Marlboro Challenge just to invite more tracks to the Indy Car Scene, but, I couldn't get that this next season.

Is Specialization Coming for Drag Racing Further?

 I feel is specialization coming for Drag Racing further? I feel this way because the Funny Car Chaos would help create a Nitro, Top Alcohol, Late Model and Hobby Stock Funny Car Class, and a Pro Stock and a Top Fuel Motorcycle.

This would be tricky and problematic because the Pro Mods, or the Sesame Street Outlaws have been eating each and every Lunch like a Problem Renter. I don't like how the Massey Cycle has became, for a myriad of reasons and the whole purpose of Drag Racing is to be Educators and Lawmen and Women in the Same Sentence.

I'd feel that I would want MY CAR with MY MONEY that I worked hard for again! I feel that the pretense and the principle is I wouldn't want to replace Tara or Monica unless she retired or died tomorrow, and even then, I'd have problems nominating another Tara or Monica without prior approval.

Funny Car is Drag Racing like the Do or Dunn Line doesn't exist, Top Fuel and Pro Stock are slamming runs alternately like the 500 Point Bonus was Brutal, and that would have been reserved for Pro Stock Motorcycle.

I don't necessarily mean bespoke, but, approachability and comfortability, especially if your good to Women and the Children. I feel I have been tearing what little Hair Out of My Head in Professionalism, or the lack of it, or even having home New York City and Los Angeles Teams to extend the Manufacturers leads and not overcrowd like a Prison the Race Hubs.

I'd rather have The Home of the Indianapolis 500 be Non-Negotiable

 I don't know if this is the Disney Kid in me, which it is not, but, more of the rigid Yes Sir-No Sir Traditionalist that is starving for What to Do, but, I'd rather have the Home of the Indianapolis 500 be Non-Negotiable and on ABC again.

I feel that Mr. Penske is not going down the Delay, Delay, Delay, Delay, Delay route of George and Barnhart and that Mr. Penske is not going to leave IndyCar to anyone like Andrew Craig. What I feel concerned is after Penske, we'd be back to those Old and Bad Habits.

It is a Business Move and I'd rather throw Money at the Indianapolis 500 Lap Fund and encourage having Oval Sprint Car Americans make the State Championship Sign stick better. I don't think that IndyCar has ARCA Problems right now, but, we can't be questioning who is and isn't in my scene ever again.

09262021 College Football Poll

 1 Michigan State  2-0  5-0 10-2 W. Kentucky 25

2 Wake Forest       2-0 5-0  10-2 24 Louisville  24

3 Army                        5-0 10-2 @ Ball State 23

4 UTSA             1-0  4-0   10-2 UNLV     22 +1

5 Fresno State 1-0 6-1 10-2 @ Hawaii      21 +13

6 Baylor          2-0 4-1 10-2 @ 13 Oklahoma State 20

7 Louisiana    1-0 3-1 10-2 @ S. Alabama 19 NR

8 Houston      1-0 3-1 10-1 @ Tulsa         18 NR

9 Washington 1-0 5-2 10-2 @ Oregon State 17 NR

10 Toledo       1-0 2-2 10-2 @ UMass 16 NR

11 Georgia 2-0 4-3 10-2 12 Arkansas 15 -3

12 Arkansas 1-0 7-0 10-2 @ 11 Georgia 14 NR

13 Oklahoma State 1-0 4-0 10-2 6 Baylor 13 NR

14 SMU              0-0 7-0 10-2 S. Florida 12 -5

15 Coastal Carolina 0-0 5-0 10-2 LA Monroe 11 -5

16 UCLA         1-0 5-1 10-2 Arizona State 10 NR

17 Purdue         1-0 3-1 10-2 Minnesota 9 NR

18 Charlotte      1-0 3-1 10-2 @ Illinois 8 NR

19 BYU                   4-1 10-1 @ Utah State 7 +2

20 Boise State   1-0 4-2 10-2 Nevada 6 NR

21 Virginia Tech 1-0 3-2 10-9 Notre Dame 5 -6 IDLE

22 Buffalo 0-0 3-2 10-2 W. Michigan 4

23 Maryland 1-0 5-1 10-1 Iowa 3 

24 Louisville 1-0 3-1 10-2 @ 2 Wake Forest 2 NR

25 UAB       1-0 3-1 10-2 Liberty 1

Dropped Out:

4 Utah State

7 Stanford

11 W. Michigan

12 Iowa

13 Alabama

14 USC

16 Texas Tech

17 South Alabama

19 Marshall

20 Cincinnati

24 Clemson 

25 Kentucky

If Iowa Hawkeye Sports was in a State of Disarray...

 If the State of Hawkeye Sports was in a State of Disarray, we would not argue off missing Hometown Hawkeyes NCAA Champions. Even though everyone claims to have the best fans in Sports, but, in reality, we lay claim to a Family Show.

We still have Medicine Clawed away by a Ghost and not a Friendly or Harmless Ghost, but a Tragic Ghost at that. If we didn't have the chances to claw away at Other Schools 10 Win Seasons or said 2021 Hayden Fry Building Way, we'd be in a Militant Disarray.

We would miss out on Change Beginning and Ending at Home. Change is not Prison Overcrowding, and we are guilty as sin of that. Disarray would be more than Big E throwing Pancakes and keeping the WWE in Business like Domino's.

That pisses off the Alumni Association, who are Pray-Starving for a Better Ambassador. We are Not a Mid Major, we are the People's Flagship, the State University of Iowa. I feel that we would not be better off with having to raid White Whales all the time.

The disarray would cost people money, especially money we would not have otherwise. If Iowa where a Lending Library, She'd Bitterly Complain Her Shelves are Barer than the Autumn Trees. We are not where Miami and Tennessee would actually need Alumni taking over the Athletic Department, but, it is scary.

The Hunger and the Anger would be unreal and global.

The Modified Car Count is Worrisome

 I am not thrilled with the Outage of a Modified Car Count and to make it worse, it is dipping to Indy Lights Numbers. We'd have more Drama than the Mets with the ARCA Menards Series, and we'd have more Family Teams and Single Owner Operator Principles Falling Off.

Generally, you build your own Modified Car and go at it 6 Different Ways. How we got the Whelen Mods? Richie Evans and Jerry Cook. How we got the All American Series? Richie Evans and Jerry Cook. How we got the SK Modifieds? Richie Evans and Jerry Cook. Actually, Richie Evans and Jerry Cook where the Only Positive Championship Thing in Buffalo in the 1970's and that Surrounding Area.

Technically, it is Rome, NY and while we are on that technicality, they kept North America Safe on 9-11 and the Days Afterward, even though Griffiths was in a downward spiral because of Woodstock 99. A lot of Car Relationships in the Northeastern United States and Eastern Canada have been strained because of Englishtown,

There is no hiding the fact their James Died have only strained the Car Counts Worse and I have even dedicated posts on this site for having to sneak out with the Whelen Southern Modifieds when I expected another season!

I feel the fact at some point, they'd have to do a Modified Grand National just to do New Cars and Teams again. A lot of these places bring a "I'd Rather Go Fishing" Vibe and that is if your not all the way in. It is not sweeter than The Family Guy and I'd rather'd buy a Hotel Suite before I'd go Camping.

This is not a "Let's Make a Different Drink" and say we did. Unless IndyCar is interested in another term at Loudon again, I feel it is Welfare Check Time at the Magic Mile because I want Good Guys and Girls in my House and not Dr. Nick Rivera.

Gambling and Barstool Go Hand in Hand

 I feel that we'd need to heal as a Nation and World, and we are St. Nowhere Close to Starting that Process. I couldn't write St. Elsewhere's Revival, requisite with Howie Mandel and Denzel Washington to save my hide.

Gambling and Barstool go Hand in Hand and the only thing those Creeps are There for is Females and Beer. I am not proud to admit I'd straddle between Object and Sigourney Weaver, and I am not proud to admit that Oil and Water Relationship with People I should be having Lifetime Friendships and Relationships With, but, I am not.

Women don't want Justin Timberlake, and I feel that the Older Males and Females are antsy and upset, too. It is rude that Problem Gambling is a Dirty Dog, and that Dirty Dog doesn't care if I wanted 53-3 instead of 28-3, and that Dirty Dog doesn't care how many Women you'd piss off.

If you have Problems with Great Women, you are a Savage and a Damaged Human Being. It is a Crime that the Bank Robber Never Outsmarts the Cops and I feel Mad as Hell that only the Good Guys should be in Sports.

The only good thing in that is the Babies would take that when they'd turn 13 or 18 like the Pledge of Allegiance. I'd rather have 53-3 more than having a Heat-Knicks War Game that would twist the hand of the next season.

Kids are not aware of the 1990's, let alone the Black Sox or Pete Rose. I feel haunted especially if there is No Target Car or McDonald's Car Full Time and we'd need Professionalism. Professionalism is having to settle things LONG before July 18th and settling things LONG before other Mild Mannered People Call You Every Name in the Book other than American Hero.

We can't have The Tara and The Monica if we keep Objectifying Women! Getting hurt is not hiding behind someone else's Mom until people get wise to what is going on.

Stop With the Unnecessary Surgery and Unnecessary Narcolepsy of More Unwanted F1 Cars!

 I feel most of us Fans and Even Defenders of the Rich Man's Sport of Sports Car Racing do not like or want to see the Unnecessary Surgery and the Unnecessary Narcolepsy of More Unwanted F1 Cars! I feel this is a strategy to get Formula E or W Series Racers Hard Cards they didn't need or deserve and I'd rather have a more vibrant Indy Lights.

What would happen if we'd lose a Formula Star to NASCAR, NHRA, or USAC, not just having Sports Cars or Indy Cars? Even though we'd have more people than earlier on than the Cable Age, but, we can't feed them all. 

I would think the worst moves would be the Scared to Lose Moves, because most Males would hate Lisa Loeb even now, and that wound up shortening her returns. I would feel like Lewis Hamilton wouldn't want another order who'd not know what he is doing and generally, he is above most people.

And, the people that are there for Lewis Hamilton are more of a Mainstream Spencer Massey. Spencer Massey was never going to be mainstream, and neither was Shane Hmiel, where he's devolved into an earthly Joe Swanson, and that is not a Good Image.

Speaking of Images, there is not really a Good Image for Sports Car Racing other than "Make Money" and the Ice Cream Man and the Meat Counter Person would always be at scraps and the lowly High School or College Kid has to keep them in Check and she doesn't want Marvel, Marbles, Days of Thunder or Wild Wild West or Other Wiles. She wants he Friends instead.

As a Geinzer Man and an American Man, I would feel More Cars Should Be a Privilege!

 I feel equally as a Geinzer Man and an American Man, and I don't like sticking my last name out in public unless I really mean it, I would feel More Cars Should Be a Privilege! I would feel like hating why Mazepin and his Deadbeat Dad be taking the Fridge of Dale Earnhardt and Kevin Harvick ALWAYS has Bad General Managers because he can't do it himself, even at 47.

Your not going to nudge Mick Schumacher about Chuck Bown if you Paid Him! I don't think his Dad would still invite Warm and Fuzzies in Certain Parts of Sports Car Racing, and Mazepin and his Dad should be in Prison if they where US Nationals. 

I feel my tangent is more cars are a Privilege, not a Right and I'd like to see Local Interests like Mike Eddy/Bob Senneker and with being a Pontiac more than a Toyota is where Pride Still Matters and I really, really wanted to be a Toyota worse than A Non-Profit only to pick up the Pace on my Job Search.

I feel like the Deans of Students in Cup lead us to trouble and I'd expect more than a Mr. Ed Argument out of Kurt Busch, which he is the Prototype and the Design of most Gen-X Males as they Age, which is not pretty, and Kevin Harvick is the Winston Cup Era Ironman and I want to see the Ironman out of Hendrick Hands, but, it would be tougher to explain if it was Harvick, and Ryan Newman being the Lone Winston Era Hero still in the Cup Series.

A lot of this would be Familial and I feel Family should mean something, even if it is Social.

Interferon Unit

 I know that as a Sports Fan and an Iowa Taxpayer, I would think it is apt that the Interferon of the State University of Iowa is more Odorless and Colorless than Carbon Monoxide, and more Omnipresent than Mediacom and Sick Nick.

This would be a tie between College Football and Medicine, and I feel that most Hawkeye Fans would not necessarily say "Your Interferon With Our Good Time!" and it would be stickier than Coca-Cola. I feel that the discontent would not necessarily be not having Hometown NCAA Champions, but, I feel that it would be darker and more serious like the Little Hawks Helmet.

I would think that we'd run out of Medics and that would be a real problem. The alcohol would be more common than the interferon, but, nobody talks about interferon. They want to talk about their Manhood, but, not the Clawbacks of the Mollie Movement.

We'd be gangbusters on Women's Justice and not just Gangbusters, but the Gang of 6 and Gangbusters, too. 

Auburn has not been to most Post War Big Ten Member Stadiums

 I feel that I would want to start it as a Stump that Auburn Tigers Football has not been to most Post War Big Ten Member Stadiums, and a lot of them have been Historic. Other than liking Auburn compared to Alabama and the fact that since Malzahn denied my Book Report, I have not thought highly of them.

But, I feel that it is a slight that they met Penn State at State College and not Dixie. I would feel that before they get carried away with building New Stadiums, which they will, I feel Auburn should at least schedule one at Purdue, Ohio State, Michigan, Illinois, Northwestern and Iowa at least once.

I would love nothing more than a Historic Program having a Home and Home at a Historic Stadium. As a College Football Fan and a College Football Stadium Fan, it would do Justice to have Auburn make their 1st Trek to Kinnick.

I am thinking a lot of the Hawkeye Fans would Pound Sand, amid other things, and I feel that it would be great to see such a move happen before they try to build an Iowa Dome up here in Eastern Iowa.

Why Not a Drag Race Bowl Race?

 I feel mad that for one, I am not seeing a Drag Race Bowl Race and I would correct that in blog form. A lot of the backbone would be Competition Plus's Throwback Drag Race, except, I would be more interested in having a NHRA Styled National Event and making it a Supernational.

I would also, at a later time, I would bring up a Drag Race Bowl Series, requisite with the World Series of Drag Racing as a member of the Championship Swing in Fantasy Booking, and have the Drag Race Bowl be after the World Finals.

I would also want at a Later Year bring back a Funny Car 64 and I would want to see a World Championship at a Later Date and Year, and I would want a World Championship Funny Car 64 like it was a Whole World All American Standings in NASCAR or the Sprint Car Power Rankings from the Sprint Car Hall of Fame.

I would state two of my favorite rules All Quarter Mile and No Protecting the Innocent Within Reason. The reason I would say Within Reason because People would be sick of the Oft-Repeated Pro Stock Open No Protecting the Innocent Story, which would start fights, too.

On a separate but unrelated note, I'd want to do like another Indy Bowl Series and I would like to see another real effort at wanting Oval Heroes and I would want to see an Indy Bowl World Championship including the Monaco Grand Prix and the 24 Hours of LeMans, but, the challenge would be syncing everything and even if Kyle Larson took on Monaco and LeMans like Godzilla and King Kong with no dispute, we'd have to find Justin Allgaier as a Relief Driver.

Why Not Have An All Local Formula One Team?

 I would want an All Local Formula One Team like it was Local like New Pioneer Co-Op in Iowa City. I feel that I want to be Local Enough in Formula One that it would Win Big and Often. I would not want to be another Brawn and I feel mad that Haas takes anyone's and everyone's money.

I would think if we where going to be all Local, I would be local enough to have everyone's School Alma Mater Logo on the Car at least once. I feel mad that Local Control has been run down for the Longest Time and I don't know if Laser Focusing on the World's Greatest Motorsport would make people focus on Cars.

I'd think that the difference between True Local Organic Food and the Ultimate Rich Man's Sport would be beyond infinities. I would think that it would break the Buckets of Extortion Money and make it more Workmanlike.

I would think Ginger Spice would be swearing up and down with who's the bleep-blanks with all those School Logos among others. I would feel American Money and American Teams with American Drivers would inundate Formula One in the Future.

Lassoing Up Decent Non Conference Games

 I want to blow the lid off of the 2021 "Can You Keep A Secret" badly and in a big way. I would want to lasso decent Non Conference Games like I'd rather have that than a Celebrity VIP All Star Wedding like I know my $ won't make 5 Years or Good Kids.

I'd want among my Personal Favorites, Mt. Union at North Dakota State, Grambling vs. SMU with emphasis on SMU being home at Jerry World like Texas Stadium, Texas- Texas A and M among others. I really want Big Games Left and Right and I'd want to really make a Million Person Gameday Again just for "TESTING!"

I would think I am mad Auburn has not came to other Historic Big Ten Stadiums in Line and I'd feel that I would want All Options on the Family Table. When I'd mean All Options, I'd mean All Options!

If it was a Million People Just for Grambling and SMU wholly, I'd would feel it would be my Bigger Test of a Million Person Dallas Carter-Houston Yates Texas Super State Championship like All of America was Watching. SMU would have a lead in the African American Community and that was before Grambling was an NCAA Member.

SMU broke the Ice and I feel that I would want to see such a Game be made into Reality.

I'd Rather Lasso Manchester City than Watch Ted Lasso

 As a Manchester United Man, I would rather Lasso Manchester City than Watch Ted Lasso. In all seriousness, I'd love Manchester United, hate Manchester City and really want my Sitcoms back.

In all seriousness, I feel a guilt for being Overexposed and we worked hard on not being Overexposed. 

I would think that  if you'd ask a Manchester City Man, you'd get the same feeling the Other Way.

In this World, I would feel happier if Manchester United stood for Financial Conservativeness and Fair Play. 

The U is a Daria Joke and Its All Their Own Creation

 Lord willing, lets see if we had Season 24 or 25 of Daria in the Same Matter as South Park, and we'd have the Warts and All of Motherhood, Divorce, and Strange Men. Sadly, the U is a Daria Joke and what is worse, it is all their own creation.

I really wouldn't have stolen Turnover Chain from Philadelphia and made the No Leadership and Barstool Trope in Chicagoland worse than it is already. If Mark Richt didn't retire, they'd already be a Playoff Team.

If I was Athletic Director or General Manager, I would be livid if they couldn't tell the Male Side of the Joke Well Without Getting in Trouble. I am more upset at the U not even giving out a Real Effort, and they'd really blow the doors out on sheningans.

I find nothing is funny with the U, as they can't seem to complete what they started. And, there is no Killer Instinct that changed Pop Culture and not for the better.

While we are on those warts, we'd have everything under the sun and some stuff not fit for an FCC Airwaves. It is getting more and more upsetting and I don't think Richt wanted the shenanigans.

There isn't that "All About The U" Upset that would restart the map like UCLA in 1998 when it was at the Expense of Arizona. If it was Season 25 of Daria, we'd tip the lid off the matters at hand and then some, and I don't think Viacom had that in them.

Trust the Expulsion Process

 I feel this is a retread, but, a necessary retread. I'd rather Trust the Expulsion Process as my Favorite Process and I am mad that Public Education has gone to the sinks. I feel that I wouldn't throw my Hat towards Divorcees and the Expulsion Process like they need anyone, but, I feel I would trust them better than my US Senator.

It is madness that I'd feel that Higher Learning has taken Extortion Money just to push people across. The sad thing is Extortion Money doesn't have good People or Social Skills, and the Extortion Money comes in Buckets like KFC Chicken.

I would feel that I would want Truth, Justice and the American Way badly. I feel a sense of shame that Certain Alumni would misrepresent my State and there is no money in Gimmicks or Social Media.

I am not interested in throwing buckets of money at the same problem and the whole pretense of the Houston Oilers playing like All Time Greats but burning out Early and Often is the need for a Fire Sale.

What I don't like to say would be is it would be more Beavis and Butthead It's Time than it's time for General Managers.

The Silent Victim Treatment

 I'd still be wanting off the Outdoors and I am not a Woman. But, I'd feel with Brian Laundrie, I'd have a sneaking suspicion he'd get the Less Harmless Bundy Treatment. And I don't mean Mr. I Threw 5 Touchdowns in High School Sitcom Blowout.

I feel the real blowout is School Security and Infamous Guys. If I was me and I'd have money, which I don't, I'd want Luxury Hotels. But that is me and I would blot the same corner over and over and over and over and again and again and again and again and oh yeah, again, until the Air Force found it.

I don't like bringing up Women's Justice even though it has been blotted in my life since a Year and a Half. That is not a fun blot and I am not proud of it all.

I would be impatiently waiting like 50 Cent's Track for the charges to be pinned to the Other 2 Women just to move something across America. With Women's Justice, I would be DMX about it, in ways that would not be healthy.

I would not pretend my feelings and this is a Family Website and I wouldn't want to lose my lid or ISP either.

Big E is Misrepresenting Iowa on the National Stage

 Iowa Boys do not Throw Pancakes and be Shills for a Declining Promotion. On top of that, the WWE Universal Championship and the Pantheon of Monday Night Raw Belt Handoffs do not need to be cheapened with such severe gimmicks.

Speaking of severe gimmicks, The New Day has been more than a Few Years and I would not condone or approve of the Heel or the Bad Guy getting angrier at a later time. I would feel at the Fry or the Gable, there'd have to be a Degree of Seriousness in the Pro Wrestling Forum.

I don't find funny that Gimmicks are mixing with the New Japan Style well at all. It is a deeper problem in Sports that we'd have a Failure to Finish that is happening at the Worst Times. 

It is not a Gimmick School, it is the National State University of Iowa! I feel that the Superiority even Regionally has been whittled to nothing and the anger would have been worse if Big E was an Iowa High School Product, because our Iowa Teachers would be stuck with the shilling.

Family Guy is Stuck in Tucker's Ransom

 Family Guy is Stuck in Tucker's Ransom and the not so Good Thing about FXX and Freeform taking Family Guy's Episode Order is that Cartoon Network and TBS lose out on the Episode Orders. Family Guy for a big while was Overexposed in Reruns and it is not a Good Show.

And to top it off, the Tucker Carlson-Family Guy Debate is a Behavioral Debate and the only thing it will do is Put a Sock to the 1990 Simpsons Voices and that would free up things we wouldn't want freed up. 

It is rude and I feel that Fox, going down the Wormhole, is going to miss what makes Fox Fox. I feel that Tucker Carlson is not worth your time and potentially Late Model Fox News is not worth your time, either.

Family Guy in Real Time has been stuck on the Three Brians loop for about a Decade. 

09192021 College Football Poll

 1 Michigan State   1-0  4-0 9-25 Nebraska  25

2 Wake Forest        1-0  4-0  9-24 @ Virginia 24 +14

3 Army                          4-0 9-25 Miami (OH) 23 +5

4 Utah State         1-0 3-0   9-25 Boise State   22 +6

5 UTSA               1-0 3-0   9-25 @ Memphis   21 +14

6 Baylor             1-0 3-1   9-25 Iowa State       20 NR

7 Stanford           1-0 2-2 9-25 UCLA               19 -3

8 Georgia            1-0 3-3 9-25 @ Vanderbilt   18 NR

9 SMU                0-0 6-0  9-25 @TCU           17  -4

10 Coastal Carolina 0-0 4-0 9-25 UMass       16   -1

11 W. Michigan     0-0 2-1 9-25 San Jose State 15 NR

12 Iowa                 1-0 3-3 9-25 Colorado State 14

13 Alabama          1-0  3-3 9-25 Southern Miss 13 NR

14 USC                1-1 3-3 9-25 Oregon State 12 NR

15 Virginia Tech   1-0 2-2 9-25 Richmond     11 -13

16 Texas Tech      0-0 5-0 9-25 @ Texas        10 -14

17 S. Alabama      0-0 3-0 9-25 Louisiana       9

18 Fresno State     0-0 5-1 9-25 UNLV           8 NR

19 Marshall         0-0 4-1 9-23 @ Appalachian State 7 -13

20 Cincinnati      0-0 4-1 10-2 @ Notre Dame 6 IDLE NR

21 BYU                    3-1  9-25 S. Florida       5

22 Buffalo     0-0  2-2    9-25 @ Old Dominion 4 -11

23 Maryland   1-0 4-0  9-25 Kent State 3 NR

24 Clemson    1-0 3-3 9-25 @ NC State 2 NR

25 Kentucky  1-0 3-3 9-25 @S. Carolina 1 -22

Dropped Out:

13 Arkansas

14 UCLA

15 Kansas State

18 UCF

20 Nevada

22 Toledo

23 Penn State

24 Florida

25 Pitt

I'd Rather Have Greg Anderson Clinch at Dallas before another Countdown!

 I feel that the gripe over Billy Torrence not liking the Countdown would mean an Extreme Remakeover of having an Actual Top 10 Battle into Pomona and an Actual Clinch on Date, IE Greg Anderson in Dallas in 2004. That was the Positive Scene in Sports and Motorsports from both directions that year.

I feel the overdue Massey Reflex in losing Sponsors to a Black Hole, Letting the Street Outlaws in, Letting Pro Stock Air Their Dirty Laundry, Losing Tanner Gray to the Relentless Pursuit of Late Models, and all that was before the Breach of Contract.

It wouldn't be my job to No-Ad the Drag Race Bowl, but, I feel that I would at a Later Date, want to call down the Championship Swing and call down the fact that not only we'd have a Last Drag Race, but, the most all or nothing thing in the history of All or Nothing Things.

I'd feel that Josh Hart would have genuinely be a Top 10 in another World other than this, and I feel that the Lost Points would be if I'd want to see like a Drag Race Bowl Championship Series or having to think about having a Winston Invitational Type Qualifier en route from Victory Lane and I would not negotiate with the Single Chassis and I would not negotiate with the replacement rule, even with COVID-19.

The Plane Ride From Hell Dark Side of the Ring Still Isn't Worth Talking About Without a Lawyer Present

 With the WWE jumping up and down over the Word "Steiner" because of one of the most consequential Cable or Satellite or any TV Episodes in Television History, not just Vice or Dark Side of the Ring, it is a Public Service Announcement that the Plane Ride from Hell is still is not worth Talking About Without a Lawyer Present.

As a result, Tommy Dreamer is suspended from IMPACT and Ric Flair couldn't "Do It All" with All Elite Wrestling. If we didn't have MMA surge in the matter it did, we would have had a Rival Wrestling Promotion sooner than AEW.

It shows Vince McMahon is ONLY Willing to Settle when he is FORCED to Settle and Pro Wrestling is not anything you want to talk about with Normal Women. We've all had the "Take That (Insert Violent Felon Here)" moments at home until School Warned Us Off "Don't Do That"

Generally, in the tender years after 9-11, Airplane Decorum was the Law after the Bill of Rights. This is a necessary but unaltered and generally, unpleasant course of history that needs telling. I am not the type who'd want to bring this noise up, but, it is necessary among my Blogger Peers.

I would actually want a New Notre Dame Stadium

 This would be a taboo or verboten subject to some Sports Fans, but, I feel that having to be Johnny Appleseed, which came out of the same region of the Country, but, lost to most people outside of 2nd Grade History, we'd need a New Notre Dame Stadium.

Not just for Notre Dame Reasons, but, for Disability Reasons, and a lot of the Disability Reasons would be having not just a Single Bowl. The TV Money would be great in having to renovate and expand Notre Dame Stadium, but, I do feel this decade, we are due for a New Notre Dame Stadium.

I am thinking that it would be a necessity to at least have a 100,000 Seat Notre Dame Stadium and a Million Person Notre Dame Stadium. I am not a Notre Dame Fan or affiliated with Notre Dame University, but, I do feel genuinely that I wouldn't want to tag the Conference on the Sacred Ground our War Heroes Fought On, but, there is a better way.

USC has a History of Getting Too Excited During Head Coaching Searches

 USC has exposed themselves for having a History of Getting Too Excited During Head Coaching Searches. I feel especially when they've deterred Legit Head Coaching Candidates in the Last 2 Head Coaching Searches.

I would feel angered that USC does not have a Legit Strategy and it smells. We can't change their Past, but, sadly, USC and their Overexcitement would crash the actual College Football Product on the Field of Play. 

The Trojans have not had a 10 Year Conference Hex quite yet, but, it is dangerous to egg them on that path. USC has not been an Athletic Director's Champion in a While and that Blood in the Water has been taken advantage of Nationally.

I don't think it helps the Student Body not knowing that USC has leadership.

Why Not a Drag Race Bowl?

 I feel since we can't get my Favorite Swing, the Championship Swing and Cordova in the NHRA, I have a Better Solution in having a Drag Race Bowl. I'd be aware those Younger than Me by at least a Few Years missed out on those Playground Arguments that spilled out from the Barroom.

I feel that my spirit would be wanting either a Winston Invitational or a Modern Equal to the Last Drag Race at Lions annually. For as little as there has been printed about Lions Drag Strip in Long Beach, it was the Original Corporate Sponsored Venue and the Lions International had issues about their Image being drug out.

I'd think there'd be no Traxxas Styled Wildcards in My Championship and if I was General Manager, my Friends would not all want to play with me and I wouldn't want that. If it had to be a Full Season Remark, I would focus like a laser about who won and who'd came next.

I'd think it would not be a Hangover, because it would mess up Sponsorship and Detailing, and not everyone would be interested in wanting to race more than detailing like in Dirt Late Models.

Is XFinity the Issue at IMS?

 I wonder is XFinity the Issue at IMS? That would belie a Serious Question and Restore the Brickyard 400 again, or at least put money in the Lap Fund Again. That would reopen IRP for XFinity and Trucks and I would feel that the pivot in the Truck Series is wanting Eldora for Mosport Park, but, the turnabout would be IRP.

I would think that having to market the Brickyard 400, or market the hell out of it is necessary. If the place would hold 400,000 People and Hold 10,000,000 People around it, let's act like it. I would want to seriously at least look at having reinstated the Tire Test again, and that has not been a fixture in Recent Brickyard 400's.

If Pocono or New Hampshire went Bye-Bye, or Both, we would actually need that Off Week or Off Weekend again. I would think out of all the Superspeedways, IMS and XFinity have not gotten along together well, and passing it off as a Road Course Race only makes it worse.

I would have wanted Atlanta or Richmond in Indy Car to get out of the Home Cooking, which is too common, but, that is another issue for another time.

2022 Stock Car Challenge

 I will bring up for the 1st Time, the Stock Car Challenge on My Blog, and I feel my focus this Season would be Crown Jewels. I don't know if I would affect change to the point that I'd restore the Southeastern Houses be RJ Reynolds Houses, or the South Atlantic Houses more generally as if the Jefferson Pilot and Raycom where still on TV. And, without Further Ado, here is my 2022 Stock Car Challenge Slate

 M= Remark as a Major Race

1 M 2-20 Daytona 500

2      3-17 Rockingham

3      3-20 Atlanta

4 M 4-3 Richmond

5 M 4-7 Long Beach

6      4-14 North Wilkesboro

7      4-24 Talladega

8       5-22 All Star Race

9       5-29 Coca Cola 600

10      6-1   I-55

11      6-5   Gateway

12 M 6-12 Sonoma

13      6-15 Nashville Fairgrounds

14      6-26 Nashville Superspeedway

15      7-20 Eldora

16       7-27 IRP

17  M 7-31 Brickyard 400

18        8-7 Michigan

19        8-10 Montreal

20         8-21 Watkins Glen

21   M   8-24 Springfield Mile

22          8-31 Milwaukee Mile

23          9-4 Darlington

24          9-7 DuQuion

25 M     9-14 Knoxville

26 M      12-3 Pensacola

My personal remarks for the Stock Car Challenge:

1. I would start with having to make an effort to mock, since this is a Mock Series, to include the Active Superspeedway Slate or at least have input in including Milwaukee, Springfield and Du Quion.

2. Chances are, the inclusion of North Wilkesboro and Nashville Fairgrounds would be pushed one way or another, and I don't think I would have redressed Bowman Gray in South Central Los Angeles.

3. I wouldn't have wasted an Off Weekend on Dirt Bristol, because I would have been a stick about Natural Terrain Dirt and I would be a bigger stickler on wanting the Brickyard 400 and the Carolina 500, which both would be on the Superspeedway Major Food Chain.

4. I wouldn't get everything, and I would keep the Snowball Derby around as the Stock Car Finals, which wouldn't go do it justice, especially in a Bad Economy.

5. We are not close to having a New Speedway Builds to Invigorate the Racing Scene, especially if having to Omnibus Drag Racing or a USGP.

Points Standings

25 1st

16 2nd

14 3rd

12 4th

10 5th

8 6th

6 7th

5 8th

4 9th

3 10th

2 11th

1 12th

20 Points Win From Pole

10 Points Win From Front Row

Major Bonus Points

10 1 Win

20 2 Wins

30 3 Wins

40 4 Wins

50 5 Wins

60 6 Wins 

70 7 Wins

80 8 Wins

My base would be merging the ARCA 4 Crown Series and the Winston Million and offering Points Bonuses with it and I would feel that I would rather throw all my Eggs as far as Bonus Points on Merit, Winning From Pole or Front Row, and Major Race Wins. I feel that I would be upset at the schlock and fans Younger than Me Even would be more used to the Style and Lifestyle that should be reserved for Sports Car Racing than the Substance and if I wanted Substance, which I will, I would want the 1970's and 1980's Top Fuel and Funny Cars down the Dragstrip.

Hero-Brawl!

 I feel that it is necessary and timely the word Hero-Brawl is coming into effect, and in a very rude way. Nebraska is Collapsed, Florida State doesn't even have an Oregon Loss Upset Them, and USC shouldn't fall for a retread.

USC is having to need to avoid a Retread, especially if it is Hugh Freeze riling the Troops, James Franklin being allowed to be Unaccountable, or Urban Meyer conveniently leaving for another College Job. USC does not need that and it would be dangerous. The ostentation is causing real problems up I-5 in Seattle with Washington and that is a Real Problem.

USC's Pattern is having to dramatically make In-Season Firings and 2 of those where Earned, and one of them was only having enough. Only having enough would dull the luster of Notre Dame-USC, which we'd not have a Full Assembly Since 2019 and that is rude.

Nebraska is at an Oasis State, where they are going about things as Being Unprofessional and it Shows. The trophy sweep in the Old Capital is Rude and Iowa State wants their own Trophy Sweep. I don't know if it is because 2020, or a Side Effect of It, but, we'd pay for a Fool's Gold Ethic.

Where Will Bishop Sycamore Fall First?

 I would think Mid to High End Hotels would be just as Federal as Airports. I wonder where in the Federal Indictments that Bishop Sycamore will fall first? The infamous "Stick Up" Speech only made the Centurians worse than they really are.

The sad part is they aren't going to get better, and it would be a side effect of Oklahoma and Golden State botching the Finals, and making me wonder if Kevin Durant had a Gambling Problem. The truth is much more complex.

I'd think the NFHS does not want to be Arbiter like the NCAA, but, I feel there'd have to be guidelines for Games not Texarkana or Bett-Rock Island or Assumption-Alleman. Some of those kids lied, cheated and stole to just play Football.

They took more than a Body out of ESPN, and that is a Problem. Bishop Sycamore cost St. Edward's a Homecoming and Johnson Central a Good Labor Day Game.

I am not bragging and that would not be good image.

Trevor Bauer is not only a Sexual Abuser, but, a Beater and Strangulator As Well!

 I'd feel the Heat would have to be on Law Enforcement to Arrest Trevor Bauer, and I feel that not only is he a Sexual Abuser, but, a Beater and a Strangulator as Well! That has a myriad of problems.

Team Bauer has not taken their job Seriously Enough. Team Bauer fooled the Dodgers into what would otherwise be a 100 Winner and a Back to Back World Series Winner that would have inevitably and publically ended in the most public matter in Los Angeles History.

The Outrage Machine is in Full On Churn! There are plenty of Fools, but, no Winners! The fan morale in the Dodgers Fan Base is Unreal and they gave up Future Dodgers just for Trevor Bauer.

Not only they gave up that Money for Trevor Bauer, they'd give up that money for keeping Career Dodgers in Uniform. This would be a myriad of serious problems and vulgarities and I'd feel if he'd Pick Up the Pieces, the anger of having to watch Trevor Bauer's Actions like a Hawk would be Problematic.

This would test if you can't be sponsored by a League Sponsor, don't be in the League Rule!

What USC Needs Out of their Next Football Coach!

 I feel if I was giving out my Hard Earned Money to USC, which I am not, sadly, I'd look at some of these Key Things:

1. You are Not Going to Go With an Interim!

This is mainly because that the angst of botching both the 2013 and 2015 Searches, with both of them involving Prank Calls and The Hollywood Unit of the LAPD, definitely better known as the Anti-Stalking Unit, had to stop the search both times.

2. You are Having 3 Straight In Season Terminators!

This is a pattern that you should not be proud of, especially if Lane Kiffin later went to FAU and Ole Miss, and for Sark's Inappropriate Behavior, later smelled like a Rose and Wound Up at Texas. Clay would not wind up elsewhere and I would have pulled the trigger for all that trouble after the Holiday Bowl.

3. You Will Have Problems Attracting Quality Coaches!

This is not a Top 25 Job and even if it was, USC has had a long history of Botching Legit Head Coaching Searches on their Own without Anyone Else's Help. You've had 3 In Season Firings and 1 Conference Championship Since 2009.

4. If You Took Hugh Freeze, you'd rile the Troops for a While.

And, that would be the tricky part, other than getting out of Little Jerry Junior's Shadow at Liberty, you'd have a Riled Up Western United States and they'd have every right to be riled up, especially if the comedown is they did not win under  Helton and one day, the Discipline Matters keep hitting the desk and everyone really is mad.

5. It would be much, much worse than Houston Nutt.

It would become very troubling and having to suddenly "find" the confidence to Win Games would be upsetting and the Oxford to South Central Angle would have worsened with Oregeron being Interim, which thankfully, he didn't stick around.

6. You'd need to invest in a Legit True Assistant

It would have to involve going across America to go find one that would restructure USC Trojans Football from the Ground Up.

Easier to Make a Buck!

 It would be the 2nd Part 1st and the 1st Part 2nd. I feel madder than a Wet Hen that the People's University of Iowa has increasingly Urbanized and I feel the Caracci Reflex has been upsetting as much as it has been sickening. I feel what he has taken away and taken all the way back to Naperville is Serious Problems with Women.

It would harken back to the Vietnam Years where they'd try and try to use College to get out of the Military and they weren't successful at either. We can't find Doctors and Nurses, no thanks to losing Mollie and the Real Movement is having to attract Doctors and Nurses and little else.

We'd be as bad as Valdosta, except we are better mannered and educated. Currently, no one really wants to Earn Things, but it is rational to be stealing things if you can't afford them. I feel everyone has years they can't get over healthfully, and for most Eastern Iowans, 2018 is that year.

The one thing if we had the Gusto is Trust the Expulsion Process. We have not done that, and the discomfort of Harreld is that he really let anyone in, and that is a Problem. I do not want my Medical System or anyone's Medical System be on Full-On Collapse, but, School Security and Infamous Guys can and will do a Nasty Number to the Medical System.

You want $200 Shoes, you'd don't want to do $200 Worth of Work and that is more than a $200 Problem. It comes back to the Spend a 1000, Shoot a 1000, Bet a 1000, except there is no Lionel Ritchie to track and most people would run and hide on their Phones and on the Street, Gambling Debt would be Furiously Answered.

But, it is perfectly rational for Some Dudes not to have Appropriate Social Skills with Women, and I would mean Any Woman. That is not good.

Hard to Make a Difference!

 I feel that the Close of Tom Brokaw's Most Memorable University Commencement is forgotten like it was the Krusty the Klown Say the Loud Part Quiet and the Quiet Part Loud. The "Rich Man's Sport" mentality in Higher Learning is definitely prevalent, because there is no Sports Cars in this Case.

It is actually dangerous to be collecting W's without something meaningful and just don't start on the North Texas State. Except, it was Toledo, hungry for vengeance and starving for an upset. I'd think that the A's in Praying are in Starving and the R's and A's are Outstretched like Interleague Play.

There has to be some serious Pray-Starving before Notre Dame is Played by a Real Life UGF or Ozark State. That is not Netflix, it was Youtube. The pain in bringing up Content Creator College Football to a True Joe Six Pack is a Crime and Malarkey.

Actually, it is Not Malarkey and it would invite and open serious Anger and Tempers. I'd feel if I was Athletic Director or General Manager, I would at least try to jar Chicagoland further to keep those kids from being Hawkeyes or Worse.

The "Or Worse" is not pretty and it really is not. Even with the Notre Dame Clubs, the least you can do is talk things over with them, or at least be troubled to. I do not have Shopping Money like anyone else doesn't have Shopping Money, and if Notre Dame came to Kinnick, they'd have to Earn My Dollar, Please.

State Pride Tirade

 I feel that the Tirade in the 1st Regularly Scheduled State Pride Week in a Dozen Years and the 1st Such in 11 Years, is that Nebraska would not have the Courage to make the Big Move without it being an Oasis.

I feel that every week it becomes a Stand Down of Epic Proportions. Making it to Christmas would be a Conservative Move and having the Guts to make a Key Move is not anything Nebraska Officials currently have.

This is disruptive to the Cornhuskers actually going to School as Cornhuskers and the shame of it is being felt Nationally. Instead of doing the right thing, they take advantage of the Narcolepsy they are in like that N actually meant something.

This is not fair and the Oasis Years would open the Door to NCAA Sanctions left and right. It will go down in Anger and it will not be good. The tirade will not end and the fact is the Sellout Streak will not see Next Summer is amazing.

The Indy Car Scene and the Q Scores

 Other than the CART-IRL Split, we'd have someone who'd be Indy Car Champion with No National Name Awareness, Good, Bad, or Indifferent. It concerns me because I'd feel that a lot of these Formula Seats are overcrowding legit Indy Car Seats.

I'd sense that what is nuts is a lot of people that should be Good or Great would settle for a handful of Victories. Which is great, but, it is very problematic.

I feel it is causing a real bottleneck on Dallara's End, which is a Problem, and I'd want someone to take on Dallara. It is not a cure and it is not fun.

Indy Car would have 1st World Problems and that is a Problem. Thankfully, we don't have an Indifferent Series Leader like a lot of times in recent years, and that is not the issue.

People don't have the money and it makes it harder to get Sponsors. I'd feel that we don't have anyone covering Indy Car on a Front Channel Budget and that is a Problem. Bob Jenkins near the end before things went awry was more interested in the Beatles than Auto Racing and Robin Miller literally decayed near the end, as both are huge losses to the Blue Collar Fan Base.

No one is asking for Atlanta or Richmond other than me and I feel that I would be shouting into the Unknown.

09122021 College Football Poll

 1 Michigan State 1-0 3-0 9-18 @ Miami 25

2 Virginia Tech    1-0 2-1 9-18 @ W. Virginia 24

3 Kentucky          1-0 2-3 9-18 UT Chattanooga 23 NR

4 Stanford           1-0 1-2 9-18 @ Vanderbilt 22 NR

5 SMU                 0-0 5-0 9-18 @ Louisiana Tech 21 -2

6 Marshall           0-0  4-0 9-18 E. Carolina 20 +2

7 Texas Tech       0-0  5-0 9-18 FIU 19 -2

8 Army                        3-0 9-18 UConn 18 +2

9 Coastal Carolina 0-0 3-0 9-18 @ 11 Buffalo 17 +16

10 Utah State       0-0   2-0 9-18 @ Air Force  16 +1

11 Buffalo            0-0  2-1 9-18 9 Coastal Carolina 15 -2

12 Iowa                1-0 2-3 9-18 Kent State 14 NR

13 Arkansas         0-0 5-0 9-18 Georgia Southern 13

14 UCLA             0-0 4-0 9-18 Fresno State 12 -8

15 Kansas State    0-0 3-0 9-18 20 Nevada   11

16 Wake Forest      0-0 3-0 9-18 Florida State 10

17 S. Alabama       0-0 3-0 9-18 Alcorn State 9

18 UCF                 0-0 2-0 9-17 @ Louisville 8

19 UTSA               0-0 2-0 9-18 MTSU        7

20 Nevada            0-0 2-0 9-18 @ 15 Kansas State 6

21 BYU                      3-1 9-18 Arizona State 5

22 Toledo            0-0 1-1 9-18 Colorado State 4

23 Penn State     1-0 2-1   9-18 Auburn 3

24 Florida          0-0 5-0    9-18 Alabama 2 -20

25 Pitt                0-0 4-0   9-18 W. Michigan 1 NR

Dropped Out: 

7 Georgia Southern

12 Syracuse

14 E. Carolina

16 UTEP

17 Arkansas State

18 Northern Illinois

20 California

22 Illinois

23 S. Carolina

Drake is Stuck on "Certified Lover Boy"

 I feel that Drake is Stuck on "Certified Lover Boy" like he is 25 this year. In reality, he is 35 and too old to Say Anything. If Drake or Justin Bieber came to my City, I would have been angry, not just because I'd hate Toronto's Lack of World Class, but Drake and Justin Bieber getting selfishly Wealthy on Pop Music.

I feel that the claws of Last Summer in the Grand Theft Auto of the Greater Toronto Area are reaching, especially if we'd free ourselves of the Molson and the Mosport in Indy Car and the Truck Series respectively. Everybody has their problems, especially when we'd have no Leadership, but, Toronto has to cost everyone else money.

I'd feel that Drake's Problems with People's Moms and Girls will be Found Out. If R. Kelly did the songs Drake did, we'd throw the Album out the Window. I feel that one of the things that we'd be in bad need of divorcing is the Problem Men as Kanye is this Day's Axl Rose and Drake monopolizes and monopolizes like he needs a Reason to Pass Go.

I'd really wished more artists would stick to their Jay-Z and Grow with the Times. Most of these artists are stuck like they are 18 or 25. 

Wichita State Could Still Play A Role in Conference Realignment

 I feel that when the American would lose UCF, Houston and Cincinnati, I'd feel that the American's Plan of Contingency would be Army, UMass, New Mexico State and Wichita State. I'd want Wichita State because they are already an American Athletic Conference Member and it would be easier for them to start than if they where in the Missouri Valley Conference.

I'd think this would be a Band-Aid Strategy and I would see Army-Navy as a Conference Game for the 1st Time. I am believing that it would be a Real Life UGF or Ozark State in Revival and I don't know if the push would be Local from Sedgwick County and Wichita, but, that is another story.

The 11th Commandment is "The I Command a Drug Test!"

 I feel that I am extending on a Double Post, like these generally hurt to do. The 11th Commandment is "The I Command a Drug Test!" especially in Cedar Rapids, we are losing control of the Hand Print. This is not a happy commandment and having it be one of the most memorable Simpsons One Liners, I'd find the 11th should be used in Extreme Circumstances.

I feel that even without Social Media, the 11th would have been Cut and Dry. Generally, there would be no Transfer Portal as you'd be Cut and Dry Dismissed or Expelled from School or the Program. There is no Stopping a Train or a Behavior War as both are dangerous out of control.

People's emotions are too deep and I feel that we are stuck on 25 Year Old Energy, which in other words, we'd be stuck there forever. It is a Testicular Cancer that is a Quagmire that is AIDS Full Blown. 

If you steal to keep your Job, there is no Future Pay, even if we know the Sycamore is Rotten to the Core.

Drunken Narcolepsy Alert!

 I feel that being on my High Horse, I would be mad that key Political Leaders are Not Much Better than Drunken Narcolepsy as in Get Drunk Enough to Sleep through the Day and Get Drunk Enough Again! It would be a pause in the College Field of Dreams and I feel that it would invoke a Long Forgotten Simpsons One Liner that started the One Liners: The 11th Commandment!

If I had to use the 11th Commandment, it would be "The I Command a Drug Test!" invocation, especially if we are letting go of Employment and Government. I don't want to Work From Home Unless I'm Crippled, and that would be no promise like a Star N NSYNC Reunion.

It would be funnier how much I'd really want to talk about Manchester United like I was a Local in Manchester and how much I would hate Manchester City! The feeling would have been wildly mutual had the roles been reversed and I would have my fills of Tom Brady.

The reality is Tom Brady will always be above regular people like The Cure and Morrissey. Those gents did not want to solve their problems other than make themselves selfishly wealthy. It is worse having to having the Flash Robberies and not do anything about them unless something else where to be connected.

I'd still have my Fills of Tom Brady and I am madder that Atlanta didn't go 53-3!

I'd feel One Big Name would be a Worth a Lot More than Plenty of Small to Mid Line Names

 One thing I don't like seeing in this Big XII Conference Mad Realignment Spree is it is a Spree and instead of getting one or two big names, they are spending the same money on Small to Mid Line Names.

I feel if I was Commissioner, which I am not, I would want Wichita State back like literally tomorrow and have SMU, Houston and Rice literally be riders. Conference Commissioners would fight such an All Regional Division and they'd come out Angry in their Press Conferences.

The whole pretense is if you get a Collectible Item, it would take a Lot of Money. Instead, we are getting Junk for the Same A Whole Lot of Money and Burning the Enjoyment out of it. I feel that I would want later on the privilege of having Conference Realignment be Regional and the sway of the Public Opinion of having North Carolina Central host Duke in Football be felt here in Marion.

I don't think that the Drunken Narcolepsy is Doing Any Real Favors, and we are not having Richards and Bulloch spare us from years on top of years of Mediocre, if not One-Sided SMU and TCU Iron Skillet Battles.

Frankly, I'd be Mad Enough to Play College Football Manager or College Basketball Manager if such games did exist. I don't know if the Small School would wholly handle the Demand or the Command, like daring people to just lose it with Commanding a Drug Test on the Spot.

Hog People are Mad Gameday Didn't Come to Town, Horns People are Mad their Not Prepared

 I know where my allegiances lie, but, in reality, Hog People are absolutely Mad Gameday Didn't Come to Town and Horns People are Mad their Not Prepared. It is people, not necessarily for the Longest Time, Arkansas being the Public Ivy in the Southeast, and 27,000 Kids are Still Small in General Population of Public School and Undergraduate Students, but, the Global Outreach of the Uncivil War has been Overlooked.

I'd think we'd get back to the days of Annual Hogs-Horns Revivals and the fact Future Conference Realignments would be based on that or Future Conference Championships. The Best Bowl Game in 1999, better than the Real National Championship, which I am still mad about Marshall and Florida State not meeting in that Championship, merged Bowl Week and Texas Week as one, and the story they had to keep the lights on at the Cotton Bowl that night out of fear they wouldn't be on is their own story.

Years later, in 2014, and Bielema's Hogs spotted Texas on unpreparedness. Bielema never had to deal with an In Season Texas Week, and what is maddening is the World is Aware of Hogs and Horns and my State would have its own rivalry, but, the Late Paul Eells was West Branch like some of my Family and the Recently Retired WFAA Dale Hansen was Southwest Iowa and spent part of his Career in Newton before blowing the lid on SMU, Dallas Carter, and Oklahoma.

I'd feel that the non-leadership this Red, White and Blue would speak volumes louder than Unitas, Grambling and Nock all put together! I don't know if it is my emotions yelling louder than words, but, I am sick and tired of these Legacy Powerhouses not doing Leadership at all or even well!

It Would Be More Fun if You'd Interchange a 1970's Top Fueler with a Formula One Car

 I'd feel for as much as they'd gripe about the Floor in Formula One Cars, I'd get a kick out of interchanging those Pain in the Rear 1970's Top Fuelers with a Modern Formula One Car. I'd think what would be fun is it would be a Freakin' Sweet Combination.

I'd think that Red Bull would have a Field Day having to build one of those Rails and ran them in the NHRA Scene. A lot of the 1970's Top Fuelers would have ran their course in the Alcohol Dragster Scene for Safety Reasons.

I would think it would make the Nostalgia Dragster Scene be like the Top Fuel Scene and if Red Bull thought of having Nostalgia Dragsters and Formula One Cars at the Same Time. It would be an excuse to Interchange Racers.

I don't think Christian Horner has any idea of Nostalgia Drag Racing and most of those guys and girls would own and operate their own stuff.

The Krusty Edition of Atlanta Falcons Secret Base

 I feel that the Krusty the Klown Edition of Secret Base had new and declined ways to Lose Big, and those ways of losing big cost Julio Jones a Chance to be a 1st Year 1st Ballot Atlanta Falcon, when they hold how Tommy Nobis left against him in Death and had to get Jeff Van Note out of the Veterans Committee.

I feel they did no favors changing the Infamous Vick Block and making the Half and Half ATL Jerseys. I'd feel of all the Jersey Fouls or Helmet Fouls, Bubbles of the Detroit Lions, Returning the Oilers Derrick to Houston, Returning Joe Willie's Jockey Greens and the Chargers being back in San Diego County, among others, I feel the Proper Old School Falcon and the Red Shells and Jerseys have to be the worst.

It is not even close, especially if my Favorite Episode was 4 and their Initial Super Bowl Run, which was the most Media Heaviest Before or Since, my favorite Story was Kim McQuilken and I feel that generally, the Millennium Falcon resorts back to their Old That 70's Show Habit.

I'd think the Next 5 Years would be the Donda Years and I'd think if Donda was Here, she'd want her Album Back. I'd think Atlantans want Great Sports, but don't always get it.

09072021 College Football Poll

 1 Michigan State  1-0 2-0 9-11 Youngstown State 25 NR

2 Virginia Tech     1-0 1-1 9-11 MTSU                   24 NR

3 SMU                  0-0 4-0 9-11 North Texas           23

4 Florida                0-0 4-0 9-11 @ South Florida  22 +1

5 Texas Tech         0-0 4-0 9-11 Stephen F. Austin 21 +1

6 UCLA                0-0 4-0 9-18 Fresno State         20 +1 IDLE

7 Georgia Southern 0-0 2-0 9-11 @ FAU              19 +1

8 Marshall               0-0 2-0 9-11 NC Central        18 +1

9 Buffalo                 0-0 2-0 9-11 @Nebraska        17 +1

10 Army                         2-0 9-11 W. Kentucky     16 +1

11 Utah State          0-0 1-0  9-11 N. Dakota          15 NR

12 Syracuse            0-0 4-0 9-11 Rutgers               14 -8

13 Arkansas            0-0 4-0 9-11 Texas                  13 +1

14 E. Carolina        0-0  2-0 9-11 23 S. Carolina   12 NR

15 Kansas State     0-0 2-0   9-11 S. Illinois          11 +2

16 UTEP               0-0 2-0    9-11 @ Boise State    10 +2

17 Arkansas State  0-0 1-0 9-11 Memphis              9 NR

18 N. Illinois          0-0 1-0 9-11 Wyoming             8  +2

19 Nevada              0-0 1-0 9-11 Idaho State           7 NR

20 California         0-0 2-1 9-11 @ TCU                 6 NR

21 BYU                        2-1 9-11 Utah                     5 +1

22 Illinois             0-0 1-1 9-11 @ Virginia            4 -21

23 S. Carolina      0-0 4-0 9-11 @ 14 E. Carolina 3 +2

24 Pitt                  0-0 3-0  9-11 @ Tennessee       2 NR

25 Coastal Carolina 0-0 2-0 9-11 Kansas             1 NR

Dropped Out:

12 Colorado State

13 Georgia Tech

15 Indiana

16 Navy

19 Texas State

21 Washington

23 Fresno State

24 Louisville

What would happen if we tried to Replace Burning Man?

 I feel that the moral and ethical question is what would happen if we tried to Replace Burning Man? For all the fights with the Park Service, among other things, it would feel lost. I don't know if I would have all the answers, but, my familiarity is through The Simpsons.

I don't know if The Simpsons would do it Justice, because it would be an Injustice. I'd think that the Runaway Beer Trains would go and go quicker than Yucca Mountain. No amount of Beer would have replaced the feeling of Burning Man.

And, the stakes of Counterculture would not have handled all that noise or attention. It wouldn't be like a Remorseless or Infamous Guy, but, it would feel like Hiding instead of Dancing. 

That would not be flattering at all.

Working Class Anti-Hero

 I feel the running joke around Seattle should have been that the Huskies should have scheduled the Wolverines Week 1 instead. In reality, the University of Washington is an Earthy Campus and most people, myself included, are ticking the days to the Kraken's 1st Union and I am a Wild Fan.

I don't know if Seattle would be an escape, but, in reality, there is No Major Racing and the Phone Lines are Flying Off the Handle over Montana! I feel emptiness that USC's Problems leave trash for all the Other Western Programs and Oregon's Inability to Finish leaves more Bad Habits than Ed Sheeran being your House Guest.

I find instead, the Hemorrage of losing key recruits, especially key King County or Seattle Public Schools Recruits is too much to bear. I can't tolerate why someone else lost their African-American Trust to someone else, either, especially when UNLV had Strong African American Advocates that put HBCU's to Shame Currently.

Speaking of Shame, I feel the Shame Spiral around Seattle is having to overrely on Peterson's Recruits and the Montlake Error is increasingly viewed as an Error. Seattle's Teams live and die on being the Wuthering Heights of Sports, where one is a Family Show in spite of not being there for years, another is the Cruel Joker, if not Bad Joker, another is well known as Identity Heavy, another is Angry and the other is Militant and Cold.

I wonder what are the costs of not seeing that Washington doesn't make the National Move? It would be a Northwestern United States Equal to Kevin Sumlin and everyone out West has gotten too comfortable with the "Hi Everybody, Hi Doctor Nick!" Entry.

I am thinking a lot of programs are being misled and it is hard to notice, even in the callout.

Why is it the Formula 3 Championship gone to Sochi?

 I am livid that the Formula 3 Championship has been repatriotated from the United States to Russia. Worse, the Championship has gone from the Capital of Texas to the Worst Olympic Host in Russia.

I feel as an American, I expect more than what we are getting. Anyone who'd say Otherwise Should be Fired.

This is not all about being an American, but, more as a Global Citizen who has seen the Fraud pass and freebase without saying a Word.

Actually, I can't be happy with this Move, even with COVID and it would be a Hard Case no matter what. 

Putting the Uno in Uno Momento Piso Sunriso Tu Be Precisicio (One in One Minute Past Sunrise to Be Precise)

 I feel like having to borrow from the Signature Line in The Simpsons "Brother From a Different Series" from my Hurried Spanish, and having to show what little Espanol I would have actually known. I feel that one of the Worst Nightmares the US State Department can and will have is Mazepin and his Delinquent Father buying the assets of Haas F1.

I would not back down from calling someone delinquent or deadbeat unless there is reason to. Both Mazepin and his Father are always looking Chronically Sick and in their Health and Behavior. I feel the Intermural Wars in Haas have to at least nerve Ferrari to the degree that either Mazepin Goes or They Go.

Even in the Formula One Game, Haas keeps looking worse and worse through the Years. There is nothing worse than the Extortion Money that not only has Flushed the Pinnacle of the Rich Man's Sport, but, that same Money has flushed it embarrassment in the rear of the grid.

I am thinking Williams has used all their Bids to keep the Team and the Name in Existence and it would be an International Disaster if Williams was bought out. Education and Class should go Hand in Hand like we need a Reason to work for that, but, that is not always the case.

Year 6 of Haas F1 and we have had Actual Fakes actually adorn the Car. It is not a Joke and not a Good Image, especially if the Trumpers are Copying like Kinko's and there are more Copies than Profits.

I feel that there is not a Kyle Larson taking the Spencer Massey Position at Stewart Haas, where he'd rather go his Own Way. The Midnight in the Midnight Rider is riding through Middle Georgia and there are No More Times like Daft Punk, and I expected Dan Gurney more than Mississippi State.

The National Agony is having the Radman-Cosey Archrivalry tip into a Cosey-Haas Archrivalry and I don't know if it is Sacramento Kings or the Poor Person having to Check Every College Pizza Joke before it makes the Box, but, it sure doesn't look good.

Atlanta Falcons Secret Base Review: Breaking That 70's Show

 The Atlanta Falcons had a Nasty, Nasty Habit of Hiring and at Times, Rehiring Head Coaches or Football Figures from the 1970's. The Ryan Years have became a Lightning in A Jar Scenario, except, the Football Gods where not bashful on Punishing.

And, punishing, they where. It would go both ways, especially when they had their 1st Winning Seasons Back to Back in Team History (2008 and 2009) and the First Back to Back Playoff Seasons in Playoff History (2010 and 2011, especially when it was the most Statistically Infuriating Years in NFL History) or, having to clench some not so Sweet Emotions in 2012, especially when everyone in the City of Atlanta was jacked up on hating Ray Lewis and whaling the Baltimore Ravens in Super Bowl XLVII.

The 2010-2012 Seasons where both Fools Gold and Who Framed Roger Rabbit at the Same Time, even without Dick Tracy Detective Work. What became a Running Joke, was having to say the Loud Part Quiet and the Quiet Part Loud like Krusty the Klown, except, you couldn't undo it.

Most of those results where Klutzy and Harmless. But, what was not so harmless was how the Holder (Carolina Football Panthers) came up and messed up history as both Atlanta and Carolina are the only NFL/NFC Era Teams without a Championship at any time. Beavis and Holder would not exist at any other time, but, hey, it was the 2010's and having a uniquely 2010's Platitude of Beavis (Atlanta), Butthead (New Orleans), Holder (Carolina) and Bay (Tampa Bay) exist even though all four coexisted for the variant of 1 Quarter in 2011.

The end of the episode was mindlessly writing the Beginning of the End of the Long Winded The Pack is Back Years the Wisconsin Man and his Family didn't always enjoy, and I feel that they'd explore the 28-3 Collapse that made Atlanta a Cultural and Pop Cultural Mockery, especially when I am angrier about that loss more than my Own Loss in Super Bowl XXVI, and boy howdy, that was not Caramel, other than chronically cleaning up Bubble Gum Splats people got in a habit of splatting without a care in the World.

Trevor Bauer and The Incel Movement Are Dangerous

 Trevor Bauer is responsible for most Modern Young Single Males Behavior, especially if it is Doubling Down on the Scoring and when they are not happy in not getting their Scoring, they'd resort to Violence. I feel that MLB had to resort to keep Suspending Trevor Bauer and it would have been fire to the Western Labor Day had he been allowed to be reinstated.

Trevor Bauer grabs and punches Women in their Sensitive Area, and I'd change the Word to keep appeasing the bandwidth without having to tick the Bandwidth Off. Women's Crisis or Women's Buildings can't always Work From Home and there are Women's Buildings for a Real Reason.

I'd be guilty of being lured in like a Loyal Butters, but, Manhood and Entitlement don't mix. We would miss out on Great In-Laws on both Manhood and Entitlement and the fact is People would be asking NOT GOOD! Questions on the Pacific Coast on Game 163 after it ends in a Dodgers Loss!

It would take something more unbelievable to have a Nastier Dodgers Meltdown and then the Play In Play Off just to make the Playoffs. We would have had questions and uncivility if the Dodgers and or the Astros came to Dyersville and I would have gotten a kick out of the Baseball Rangers lassoing North, but it wouldn't be the Same Story.

Trevor Bauer will resort to Violence and that is the Problem. The problem is his behavior is worsened from his Hypercompetitiveness and his Sexual Behavior.

The Dean of Sports is Getting Unplugged For Good!

 I am not in a Mood over Why The Deans of Sports are Getting Unplugged For Good, and Not in a Good Way, especially when I'd say Sideshow Cecil's "One Minute Past Sunrise, To Be Precise" in Spanish, albeit a Hurried Spanish, in The Simpsons "Brother From A Different Series".

It is the End of Summer and Real People are Broken. I do not and will not condone a Fox News Legacy breaking open a Jukebox Hero President, except we'd portray our President like an Angrier Principal Skinner.

The anger is Genuine and when I feel that our Sports Deans Got Unplugged For Good, it is Not Good. I feel like it is trying to disguise a Serious Problem as a Bad Joke. That is the PG-13 Story and the Real Story is Just Too Much!

It is too much that we can't find a 38 Year Old or a 41 Year Old to Fill the Big Shoes of the Dean of Sports. The whole purpose of a Rivalry is to Hate the Other Side's Culture and their Colors.

We'd know we'd be screwed when it is the School Band Playing the Jadakiss or the Fabolous Song and they are reminding you it is Garbage Time. It hurts the Body, Mind, and Soul that there are more Whiners than Wine Country and less Winners than Neil Bonnett.

I can't necessarily take why UT is Not Having a James Street, Earl Campbell, Vince Young, and Ricky Williams Styled Main Man and I'd feel that it is not good an Angry Ohio State Buckeyes are compensating for Other Powerhouses Failures.

Major Open Wheel Will Be Having American Money and an American Base!

 I feel that Major Open Wheel will be having both American Money and an American Base! What I would feel is going around is Mazepin and His Deadbeat Dad is trying to piss off the State Department worse than the Saudis holding WWE Wrestlers with trying to buy Haas F1 and to make it worse, we are stuck with antipathy with British Formula One with McLaren having their Fun and Williams hanging on!

I feel that we would have to Power the World's Economy and Money and that would be a Dale Jr. Reflex. I don't like to admit that, but, it is true. I'd really want Andretti to be Formula One's American Hero badly and I feel that it is badly.

I do not like Haas and the tired trope of Stewart Haas is they are a Better Bahari and they can't do Pit Stops Well. I feel that having both American Money and an American Base would be a Necessary Evil because if I'd wanted to see Floorboards Breaking, I'd want a Swamp Rat.

I'd rather have the Swamp Rat more than the Dallara! The Dallara Hating Trope has been Longer and Older than South Park! I am thinking it would be a Nightmare Trying to Tell the Williams or the McLaren Story as a Museum and not as a De Facto Racing Team.

We Can't Stick to Sports if there are Real Problems!

 I feel that by or long before the time the Baby Boomlet either hits Student Body Left or other areas in our Pop Culture,  we can't stick to Sports if there are real problems! When I mean real, I'd mean the root of them are either Women, Drugs, or Both.

I'd feel that the 2021 "Stick to Sports" Problems are affecting Sports itself. We wouldn't have Tom Brady playing in 5 Years, and we'd have NFL Expansion in 5 Years or Less. We can't have Antonio Brown, Colin Kaepernick, and Deshaun Watson conning the Poor, and that is what they are doing.

You can't "Stick to Sports" if Rush Propst is part of your Past Timeline. As a Football Man, Rush Propst would be excellent, like a Paul Brown, but, how he'd treat people would prove he's finished.

No one would want or like to take their Medicine this deep in a Pandemic, but, I do not write this post as a Joke or a Farce. If your taking up Space, other problems do ensue and they aren't good problems. I feel that a lot of things are "Saved By The Bell" when I am mad that I want The Tara back again.

The former changes how and why we'd raise our Kids and I am not a Father or Husband, but, I feel that the Criminal Dependency of these Problem Men are a Problem. It only encourages or eggs on Prison Overcrowding.

The 200 Billion Dollar Pyramid!

 I feel my State and its Flagship University is losing the 200 Billion Dollar Pyramid! People have no idea how far the Train has Flown off the Rails and to make it worse, I do not condone Vandalism or Criminal Commissions.

For everyone that is lost, missing or missed, I would feel that we'd not have a decent energy here at home. The first thing we'd go off on every Summer is to Go Off! That is not good and I feel that we'd have a Governor who'd brush off a Martin and Malcolm Charge like No Biggie.

It's hard to get Jobs when the People are Flying off the Handle! It is harder to get Jobs when the Worst of the Worst is Not Under Control! I don't feel happy that most people would ignore their Local History.

No one wants Careless Losses and Careless Losses cost Big Money. It is dangerous and most people would have an Interest in Caring, and those who are taking advantage of it is making it all worse.

Let's Restore the ARCA Independent's Spirit!

 I feel that I want to see the ARCA Independent's Spirit be restored again! I feel a big part of that restoration would be having an Independent Stock Car Late Model Series. I am wanting at least not only Eastern Iowa Tracks, but, Eastern Iowa Teams and Eastern Iowa Jobs on top of it.

It would benefit Eastern Iowa Schools and lend Eastern Iowa a beneficial sense of Positive Self Esteem. I don't necessarily want to make it all about Home, because I don't want to be Home all the time, but, I feel other people would want to make it about their Home.

If we wanted everything to be about Home, we'd have the biggest Stand Alone Indy Lights or Atlantic Race in History in Eastern Iowa. A lot of the XFinity and Truck Series baseline was borrowed from the Indy Lights and Toyota Atlantic Series.

I'd really want to keep the Toyota Jobs in Eastern Iowa and I am sure none of them want to be Non-Profits. I'd rather be a Target Man than a Nonprofit and I'd be kicking and screaming if I was a Nonprofit, or being Little House on the Prairie without any returns or expectations.

If we had an Independent ARCA Equal to the Deery Brothers Summer Series, which is Eastern Iowa, too, we'd have a positive opinion of Stock Cars rather than have it forced on us because of the CART-IRL Split, or worse, a Lifestyle forced on us.