The United States Men's National Soccer Team Has Earned their Wage Theft Allegations Fair and Square. What bothers me is not the Canada loss on a Conflicted Canadian Ground, but, the blatancy and the excessance that wound up spurring a Hysterical Loss.
The fact the United States Soccer Outresources Everyone Else on Planet Earth in Soccer, but, doesn't have the Drive or Piledrive to Win is not just terrible, it is making our Olympics look bad. Just like Food Ethics have to come for Fast Food, we don't have a Russia to blame for our Banana Peels.
If I was watching The Simpsons "Duffless", I'd reenact my Favorite Troy McClure line like it was General Conversation. Instead, it is more like having to reenact Frank Grimes's "Because I'm Homer Simpson!" Scene Full On in front of your Friends without looking Crazy.
Except, your friends have Families and Don't Want Freeloaders. That is what USA Soccer is doing, and I would scribe left and right how I'd thought Dan Snyder should have been in Charge of the NWSL until the NWSL got jammed themselves.
What is worse is we'd have a Rep for an Uneducated Motley Crue or an Undereducated Set of Greasers that even Scooby Doo would smell the grease and it is not Fried Chicken. Seriously, the Men's National Team is the Lowcow of Our Olympic Sports and it brings USA Soccer shame that their most visible Program becomes a Sitcom One Liner.
Worse, your friends have families and you can't hide behind your friends mom because your not a Good Bug. We'd always show up for the Bad and Conflicted Men, because it is easy to work an Emotion-o-meter out, but, when it comes to someone decent, we can't even put 2 and 2 together.
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