Why Not a NHRA Licensed Racer in the Cornell Community?

I'd not necessarily want to waste my energy on schlock, but, why not a NHRA Licensed Racer in the Cornell College Community? Instead of the land of the man (Richie Evans), 61 Running Deeper than the Ocean (Fargo People would beg to differ), and all that noise, we'd have Family Shows, Bad Bars, and Iowa carving a Larger than Life Territory that carves into Other Schools like Madrid.

Cornell College does not change the School Schedule ever, like their big School Counterparts. I'd wonder why not a NHRA Licensed Racer in the Cornell Community? I would feel like Cornellians would be Orange Hot about State Senators speaking to their School, nor, they'd be happy with anyone coming to school just to leave swag bags for the kids.

They'd be as Plum as Merlin Olsen's Classic LA Rams Helmets if they'd have a NHRA Licensed Racer in the Cornell Community and it would be a counter where they'd always start on Labor Day and the US Nationals is always Labor Day. I don't think anyone from a Mello Yello Team would be stumping for NHRA Licenses, because they would be the most serious students if they kept staying focused.

Usually, there aren't a lot of North Cedar, Mount Vernon, Lisbon, Springville or Anamosa Transfers to Cornell. They certainly ain't going to be UNLV, SMU, Penn State, Morgan State, or Middle Tennessee State because learning and having fun is nonnegotiable. You wouldn't just have licenses pop up like a Happy Accident, because them Sesame Street Outlaws and their Copier No Prep Kings and Memphis Street Heroes would not have enough character or legal resolutions to get a NHRA License Signed Off On.

To be frank, what would be closer to reality is the fact having to be more assertive to Out of Town Guests, which they have resisted over and over at home, than having to fall for anything. I don't necessarily want to stump post to stump post, but, there is no turning back from the Top Shelf.