I feel most Americans, in general, do not care about Tulsa Time unless it Country Music or After the Chili Bowl. But, it strikes me that the badisms of Oklahoma Football is you don't lose assistants unless they going to be Head Coaches, you don't lose those same assistants to your Blood Rivals, and you don't lose those assistants to nowhere in particular (Again with your Other Blood Rival in the State Pride, especially when Nebraska owns the Big Red Trademark in College Sports.)
This has to be narcolepsy on the bars. I was believin' and dedicating posts for real about Gary Patterson's Promotion from Fort Worth to Arlington. I don't know if this going to be a dick fight the second Mike McCarthy couldn't get Dak to perform that them Head Rancher Posts would start all over again, or better than that, the actual Ranch changing hands for the 3rd Time in American History.
Second of all, in my Drunken Narcolepsy Rant, this is not the spirited Khrushchevian Fear and Anger that would make the Soviet Union Larger than Life and the United States an Outsized Great. Bars lose business if Oklahoma is not doing well, for any reason. And, to loot like a Drunken Pirate, Oklahoma, the same Oklahoma that cooled off the Gary Patterson jacket transfer, that sent Matt Rhule to the Football Panthers and not the Giants or the Cowboys, and my favorite, cooled off Lincoln Riley's quest to America's Team, had the bat flipping nerve to not only schedule Missouri State, but, Bobby Petrino's Missouri State, who has the 2nd Longest True Playoff Eligible Hex in IAA next to Rhode Island, and they'd have the nerve to Upset You?
That is worse than reckless, and for as much they'd make fuss about Iowa State's Busch and Bud Light Fixes, it is ice water compared to a Sooners Loss or a Damaging Sooners Loss. They don't take State Pride Losses Well, even though that has not been Regulation Since 2009. Checking the Wrong Boxes, Sports Bars are having fun at Oklahoma's Expense like Bob Stoops was Lansing Kee and Not Youngstown!
This gives especially a particular and different heaven and hell, worse than when Sooner Magic disappeared with the 1980's. The first rule is No Man is his Wife or Girlfriend, and my elders would be splitting hairs! I'd really catch hades if Lincoln was as much Ladies Man as Switzer and that would mean Rattler's Rep is already the 1987 State Pride Hero, Charles Thompson. I already got circled wanting not just The College Gameday, but wanting the ABC Dial with Iowa State's 1st Oklahoma Win at Home Since 1960 and the first at Trice to make up for Brian Bosworth crushing the Prairie's Heroes. I would have gotten mad love about had Missouri been the People who'd upset OU in Norman and they'd want Oklahoma at Norman and they don't play Oklahoma all year. I'd sense the second guy that would warn Oklahoma off the Gas worse than a Quarter was Spencer Rattler, who denied Arizona High School Fans a rare Texas Styled High School Quarterback in the American West's Finale.
This Playoff Hex is Bad for any State and any School, but Oklahoma having the moral suctions to lose shamefully to Clemson and make them more of a Global Giant, Big Never and Georgia, and Georgia wasting away an Anniversary Championship and Heisman to make back up for Charles Rogers, which was the bone of Vince Dooley Georgia Football, and Stealing the Castle from Alabama after the Loss and the Miracle Work that was put through Baton Rouge with 4 Guys NCAA Suspended, and a 5th Injured in LSU!
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