Leadership and The Ride

 I feel that Since Knoxville, Leadership or the Lack of It Goes Mad and Madder. I feel that the differences are Leadership is not cheap.

If these Cup Teams came from Lexington or Birmingham, you'd have a Sense and a Feeling of Accountability. I feel mad that the Cup Series is Not Rusty Wallace, Dale Earnhardt, and Texas Terry LaBonte Leadership. 

I would admit the problems with having to Slum RCR runs deep, especially in the Hollywood Revival and that is no help to me especially if Dale Earnhardt,Jr. would be called from Detroit to take Richard Petty Motorsports and Richard Childress Racing and I will not be an Earnhardt!

I also think what Hamlin saved us is having one of the most Expensive Talent Arguments in Series History between JJ Yeley and The Late Jason Leffler. It's Halloween Night and it already was Halloween all year!

I don't think Spending Millions just to get a Fluke Win is Funny, even though Others may not see it that way.

Mr. X Unit

 I feel "Treehouse of Horror" works the best when you'd fear Bus Rides or School Lunch (Thankfully, not in the Same Year) and not being taken Seriously Enough in Either. Or, Mayor Quimby quoting "These Dolphins Can't Keep Us From Living and Scoring" in Treehouse of Horror XI.

I feel that I would be let down with the Treehouse of Horror and I would pin the tail on My Favorite Simpsons Episode, "The Computer that Wore Menace Shoes". I feel we have gotten things wrong and lost our way like Louisville.

I wouldn't do a Nobel Peace Prize like I would have been giving my name to SMU Mustangs Football's Head Coaches Position to convince people to stay. I feel that I would actually want actual David Allan Coe actually shake the Energy like we need the Tara or the Monica and for more felicitous reasons.

Speaking of Felicitous, I never want to wonder about St. Louis being Back in the NFL or the San Diego Chargers being back ever again because I've seen St. Louis Back and I still am not happy that they lost to New England that Super Bowl.

Lucky Numbers to Put on My Race Car (If I Had One)

 I feel that I want to see these Lucky Numbers to Put on Your Race Car because I feel mad that the Under 20 Numbers are Taken 1st and I would want to see these Numbers be Put On My Race Car if I had one.

28- I would put the 28 on for Lexington, Alabama and Davey Allison. I feel no one has reached for the T28 Every Week in the Cup Series.

36- I feel this would be after my Home for my Lisbon High School Alumni Classmate Kara Clark (Class of 2000, Rest In Peace) who's Softball Number was 36 and she lost her fight with Breast and Ovarian Cancer, and as a Lisbon High School Alumni Myself (Class of 2004), I would tie the City and School in another direction.

55- I would do 55 for Harlan and this would be Western Iowa's Number and Sadly, I do not have any Family in Western Iowa. 

61- I would do 61 for Buffalo and Richie Evans and I feel that the 1970's Buffalo had more attention than anything at the time and The Richie Evans/Jerry Cook Wars held down the City in the Best Light.

90- I would do 90 for Junie Donleavy and Richmond and I always say Richmond is my Favorite Minor League Sports Town, but, I would think an actual Richmonder would think different.

and 

99-For Greg Moore and losing him 22 Years Ago Today was Bad Enough, I lost him when I was in the Hospital in Iowa City for Behavioral Problems. I would be militant about wanting to go my own way because I don't want to be a 24 or a Bubba Wallace either.

10312021 College Football Poll and Referendum Week Games

 1 Michigan State 5-0 9-0 11-6 @ Purdue 25 +2

2 Wake Forest     4-0 9-0   11-6 @ North Carolina 24

3 UTSA               4-0 8-0  11-6 @ UTEP 23 -2

4 Houston           5-0 7-1 11-6 @ South Florida 22 +1

5 Louisiana        5-0 7-1 11-4 Georgia State 21 +1

6 Oklahoma     6-0 10-2 11-2 @Texas A and M 20 +1

7 Fresno State 4-1 9-2 11-6 Boise State 19 NR

8 Northern Illinois 4-0 6-2 11-3 @ 22 Kent State 18

9 Georgia 6-0 8-3 11-6 Missouri 17

10 Liberty       7-3 11-6 @ Ole Miss 16 +1

11 Oregon   4-1 7-4 11-6 @ Washington 15 +10

12 Cincinnati 4-0 8-1   11-6 Tulsa 14 +11

13 Oklahoma State 4-1 7-1 11-6 @ W. Virginia 13 NR

14 Minnesota 4-1 7-2 11-6 Illinois 12

15 Pitt            3-1 9-2  11-6 @ Duke 11 -2

16 Appalachian State 3-1 6-2 11-6 @ Arkansas State 10 +1

17 BYU                           7-3 11-6 Idaho State 9 NR

18 Utah State 4-1 6-3  11-6 @ New Mexico State 8 -2

19 FAU         3-1 5-3 11-6 Marshall   7

20 Alabama  4-1 7-4  11-6 LSU       6

21 Utah        4-1 5-4 11-6 @ Stanford 5 NR

22 Kent State 3-1 4-4 11-3 8 Northern Illinois 4

23 SMU       3-1 10-1 11-6 @ Memphis 3 -11

24 Coastal Carolina 3-1 8-1 11-6 @ Georgia Southern 2

25 Baylor 4-1 7-2 11-6 @ TCU 1 -10

Dropped Out:

4 San Diego State

10 Arizona State

25 UTEP

11-2 "Referendum Day"

Notre Dame 7-4 @ Miami (FL) 4-7

Iowa 6-5 @ Missouri 6-4

6 Oklahoma 10-2 @ Texas A and M 7-4

San Jose State 7-5 @ Washington 5-5

Washington State 5-6 @ Hawaii 5-6

All The Way In! All The Way In!

 Instead of chafing that One of Our Colleges didn't Win the Indianapolis Autonomous Championship, which there is chafing and consternation, and I would think Pocono would have carried the same if they lit the place. Even though I would not lose my Cool at having to do the Full Circuit, but, instead of College Students, we had People Scrapping for Parts and People Who Wouldn't Be In Charge of Regular Cars and Software?

That would be a Nightmare and the lids would be plenty, especially if your going to do it just to Blow Your Budget on Parts and Repairs. No one likes Liars and Addicts in the Automotive Business and that would be easy to spot.

Speaking of a Little Too Easy to Spot, Moms and Women do Not Like Hyper Males or Men that Need Alcohol to Socialize Correctly. It would be a Running Joke and most people do not like Running Jokes and Most People Including Me Would Yell "No More Swag!"

It would not be Kids who'd Pledge to Greek System to Avoid Paying Rent, and they'd have to Work For Everything.

The Shoulder Lean has Came to Cedar Rapids

 I am not bringing up 2000's Hip Hop when I am bringing up the Shoulder Lean has Came to Cedar Rapids. Kids have no Safe Places to Learn and we have degraded to After School Soccer and that still brings the Fights.

We are the Civic Leader and Capital and that makes me madder than a Wet Hen. If the Late Michelle Martinko was here, she'd would have been 60 This Month, not a Shrinking Violet and absolutely Mad at China for Cedar Rapids's Decay.

I do not want to avenge my Mother and Her Friends Pride, even though it would be This Christmas that we would have actual School and Having to Return to Actual Currier and Ives for Christmas, and actually not having a Cold Case chill our otherwise Happy Go Lucky Air.

I feel we are not Philadelphia, but, I feel miserable that we should be the Capital of the Women's Building, but, the Pates always make it a Bad Habit to sell the Women's Buildings Short. I'd rather be Currier, Ives and Stone Cold Steve Austin and want to bring up The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin at the Lunchline, but, I am 36 and a Long Way From School.

I don't think a Shrink would have fixed the Ice Cream Man and the Meat Counter's Problems, but, I feel that we should not leave things to Tigers and we don't have Nice Things in Town. I feel mad and madder and I feel the Risk and Riskier have invited to the Riskiest.

Teen Movies and Hee Haw have the Same Problem

 I feel this has to be necessary but true that Teen Movies and Hee Haw have the Same Problem as their releases even on DVD or even Cable are complicated by rights fees. Where the Teen Movies get mad is the Directors for the Longest Time having to pay for Music again in the Transfer from VHS to DVD.

Where Gray Television has not been a Significant Caretaker of the Grand Ole Opry Brand is where they haven't payed or wanted to pay beyond the Dozen Hee Haw Classics. This rubs Rural Communities the Wrong Way, and they gleefully signed up for Cable TV and Satellite to keep seeing their episodes.

Gray and the Grand Ole Opry want to buy Austin City Limits and to be fair, it is Austin City Limited and heaven forbid we'd go down the road to Billie Eilish and Luke Bryan and we had Willie Nelson and Ray Charles before, not Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera.

What is wrong is Austin is being exploited and no one is putting money back into TSU. Even though Drake made it into a Song, but, the Song Alone is not going to resolve Texas Southern's Coffers, especially if they've been the Image Problem among HBCU's.

Certainly, you can't put up Milwaukee #'s without getting a Cut Out of It and me having to be Warning Off from the Audience is not Going to Win Warm or Fuzzy Feelings.

Why Not Revive the 99 In Pro Hockey?

 I feel that it would be a Taboo or a Verboten Topic in Some Hockey Circles, that reviving the 99 in Pro Hockey would be. But, I would want to twist that subject further and have the 99 be an Enforcer # in Pro Hockey.

Equipment Managers would Rage Quit for Real. I would think that I would try to invent my way into a Stale Air of Pro Hockey.

Speaking of Invention, all these things would not happen without actually playing. Playing alone would not do anything.

It feels like we are stuck on the WNBA Reflex where we are not developing after Sports. That is a Serious Issue.

Why not Revive the San Diego Super Chargers While We are At It?

 I feel like having to nose past Dan Snyder, Lil' Jon Gruden and Roger Goodell in the St. Louis Expansion Noise that why not Revive the San Diego Super Chargers while we are at it? I feel that it would be my Minor League Baseball and Ho Chi Minh City Mentality and I feel that if the San Diego Chargers where revived, I'd Punish the Air.

I wouldn't change for anyone and I'd I feel everyone else's Powerhouse has their Fan Clubs Out of Town. But, San Diego always appears and disappears as quick as you found them.

I feel that the Spanoses where roped into being the LA Chargers and there is nothing worse than the LAC Moniker because it is too close to the Clippers. I'd be going too close to the Sun and not know it and truthfully, I don't like wanting to rely on 10,000 Yards Offense and I would remake the Chargers in having to Punish the Ground Worse than LaDainian Tomlinson.

I don't want to be the Pep Rally, or Push Someone Else's Stadium Out of Existence and In Memory, but, I feel that I did not come from San Diego and I have never been to San Diego. I feel that it would be the West Coast Answer to the Grits Blitz and the Fun n' Gun, and I would want the Spurrier Gators Offense which had better kids than the Briles Baylor Offense.

Why on Earth We are Reenacting More China Snydromes than Homer Simpson?

 For starters, Why on Earth are We Reenacting More China Snydromes than Homer Simpson? I feel madder than a Wet Hen Sports are NOT Everything, even though I'd want to be on my Gary Gaines, but, instead, I want to be on my Gable or Branstad.

I feel that China Snydromes would bring your Family and Family Name Shame, so why are we dancing Violently with them? I feel very hurt that for Starters, I would want a Cold Hard Pugilist be Enforcer more on my Hockey Team than a 120 Goal Scorer for Fun, but, that would deter the Women's Community.

This would make a very Interesting Treehouse of Horror/Standalone Simpsons Episode Arc. The problem is the Writers and Animators would be Held Down by a Massive Workload. 

I would have petitioned Canton to bring back the Houston Oilers. I feel that Cal McNair has Football Ownership all Wrong and it is getting very tiring.

There are Better Ways Out of Home for Formula One

 I feel there are better ways out of Home for Formula One than having a Brother of a Truck Series Racer get thrown into Development Forever or Andretti throwing himself at Alfa Romeo's Existence. If I was General Manager, I would throw my Own Parts and Pieces and Not Act like Dunkerton Racing.

Or worse, Alburnett and magically disappear whenever the Instant You Appeared. I don't want to be a Magician or 007, because those are way too easy.

Instead, let's treat the Rich Man's Sport with the dignity it should be treated and not just a Bunch of Guys throwing parts together. I feel that treatment is having a Shop Cavalier at Shop School that was saved from the Scrapper and instead, still gets sent to the Scrapper after term.

There is no one yelling "Let's Play for the City!" or having to constantly pump people up for Championships when your Lamar Hunt Clone has a Collar Problem. And that is after being Major Pro Hockey Rookies in spite of your Tradition not being in the Quarter Century Mark.

I would feel happier if your Family Name was not tied to Substance Abuses like the Whittingtons or Family Problems like the Wares. I would be livid if I was associated with Other Family Problems and I'd rather have Cheerleaders like "Make a Different Drink" and instead, she's saying "I'm a Businessperson, not a Dolly!"

I don't know if testing an Eddie Hill Simulator would be Funny, but, that test would be better than a Damon Hill Simulator.

We Don't Need Reminders of the Danbury Trashers

 I feel in many different UHL and Pro Hockey Towns, we don't need reminders of the Danbury Trashers. Especially when UHL Lore was pock marked by the Quad City Mallards-Flint Generals Wars. I really, really wanted to make with the Iowa Heartlanders, wanted to market to Women and Women's Clothing Stores, because I'd love Sports more than Women's Shopping with my Mom, Aunts, Grandmas, Mom's Friends and even my Mom's Friends Daughter Crissie and my Cousins, but, I'd feel like having to stop the 10 Runaway Beer Trains from going in a Row.

The thing Women do not want is Men who need to remind them of their Mom. A lot of wanting to name the Heartlanders was wanting to tie the Arena Name (Coralville) and the Global Community (Globals) with a Red, White and Blue Tri-Ribbon, but, it would have been the Carmen San Diego of Hockey Teams.

I'd really, really think more of wanting Hockey History than anything, and wanting to not necessarily use T and A or other Provocative Means to Sell Tickets and Merchandise. I'd really, really want Houston Aeros and Atlanta back and how we'd get them back is the Hockey Hall of Fame.

You can't do that arguing with the Lunch Ladies Salisbury Steak is not Real Steak (Welcome Freshmen) and if there are too many Moms on the Job, you'd have to ask for Your Mom. I feel most of the Frat Boys only want to play with the Beer Trucks instead.

Austin Still is Not a Good Host for the USGP!

 I do not like or appreciate Austin being a Good Host for the United States Grand Prix! While I am on my remarks, I feel mad that Formula One should be about Class! We would not have fixed this problem if someone was So Texas or So Austin or Even Austin Born and Raised to the Point they'd have "Texas Fight" on Repeat.

That would not solve anything and I would feel just because we would have to shift the Focus to American Money, American Drivers and American Races, it would take some of the Soul of the Grand Prix Scene and I would feel that a lot of it would be protecting Money and not having Future Mazepins again and again, it would be crowding out the Soul of the Sport.

I feel mad that most places in the Country would not be able to have a Late Season Round, and a lot of these Shows are like Reality TV with is Toxic. I don't like just dumping hordes of attention more on Austin like we already know Texas and Texas A and M are doing incompetent losses.

The Great Liberty University Smokeout!

 I am not the age to think Peak In Laws, but, if I was, I would be livid as the Moon! I am not 26 and I feel In Laws would Equal Trust and Faith.

Trust and Faith that you wouldn't cling to your Sister In Law like She's Your Mom! Little Jerry Junior has done nothing but want another Mom and actual Female Students have suffered. Generally, you have to answer to Trustees. 

I would think Bishop Liberty, to dill Bishop Sycamore, but, that would be way too easy. This is the land of Turning People Down From Public Education, even if it was not Taylor Behl, Virginia Tech and Huguely.

If Quagmire was your Boss, it would be a Nightmare, and personal rivalries would have trumped the FAA being White On Rice Quagmire's Case or if it was Cartman and Butters, Butters would take his anger out on anyone who'd get in his way.

Instead, it is Little Jerry Junior being just as grubby as Presidents Trump and Biden. I would and will Howl at the Moon over the Houston Oilers for people to change their ways. Sadly, some of them won't.

Would a 5 Spoke ARCA Series be Literally Everywhere?

 I feel that having a 5 Spoke ARCA Series would literally be everywhere, and I feel it won't come in time for 2022, but, we'd need to avoid repeats of the Shunts that kept happening this past season. There where times we'd play NORC in Real Life, and the cruel irony is NORC is going Bye-Bye with the NORCTONA 500.

I would want to see a 5 Spoke ARCA Series be literally everywhere and have racers with Real Interest in Late Model Cars again. I would feel hot that I would have waited All Day for Actual Racing and the Best You Can Do is Bury a Substandard Milwaukee Mile Race that should have meant more.

Trust me, it should have meant more. If it was a Replacement Birmingham, it would be all over my TV! You shouldn't have to wonder about who'd be up in the Future, because it brings Welcome Freshmen "Mystery Meat" Vibes and I'd always hated Salisbury Steak because it was not real Steak and I'd get into it with the Lunch Ladies over why it was not Steak.

If you focus your fights on the Lunch Ladies, it is Problematic. I am tired and I want my Taras and Monicas Back. I get real tired of "The Worst People in Sports" even though I started it to the chagrin of one of my Classmates, even though I wanted to make a Treehouse of Horror Post because I was dissatisfied with the Treehouse of Horror.

Sadly, certain people just don't care and it is a Bad Bar, and they'd fight anyone and everyone like no one was watching.

I'd Want the Modified Grand National Series

I would want the Modified Grand National Series because I feel one of the solutions to the NASCAR Whelen Modifed Series thinning Car Counts is to start a New Series. It would be an Oxymoron to cure all Oxymorons.

Just asking to make a New Series would be a thought too far for Modified Series. I would feel that I would want to see the Richie Evans #61 Modified Racer of the Year Nomination again because I would like to see Richie Evans History be honored and comprehended.

I am wanting to see a bridge between the SK Modifieds, which grew out of Richie Evans and Jerry Cook and the Arutes do not mess around and the Whelen Modified Series. I feel that what is nuts to me is the First Division has not been cared for in the matter it should and I do feel that it will not be a 2022 Series, but, it would be a Future Series.

Carlos Correa is Not Worth Dancing Over in Cedar Rapids

 There are legitimate reasons why I don't want to be at Home, and the Houston Astros scalding the Sport of Baseball and the Joy of Baseball Started in Cedar Rapids. I feel that Carlos Correa is Not Worth Dancing Over in Cedar Rapids at all.

I feel that it would set up the Kernels being genuinely Cursed and Hexed at the Same Time. What the Astros set the table up is having to make the Dodgers get the Play In Rematch from 1980 where they ran like Scalded Dogs to Get and they Still Lost in 2017, and denying a Fall Classic in the Process.

I wish it was a Fraudulent Bloop like the Midnight Rider, but, no no no....

The 2019 Flip Series was surreal from the Word Go with the Nationals and that thankfully, ended in a Nationals Pennant. That was not the end of it, either.

The Astros are taking on their Past NL West Rivals in the Atlanta Braves in the Most Mismatched Year in Baseball History, and to make it even worse, the Dodgers lost their Back to Back on Trevor Bauer and Tommy Lasorda would have more than something to say about the errors the Dodgers Organization have pulled off.

I feel the irony of an Incompetent Government and Bad Sports are swishing around and not in a Good Way, either.

10242021 College Football Poll

 1 UTSA   4-0 8-0 11-6 @ 25 UTEP 25+2 IDLE

2 Wake Forest 4-0 8-0 10-30 Duke 24

3 Michigan State 4-0 8-0 10-30 Michigan 23 -2

4 San Diego State 3-0 7-1 10-30 Fresno State 22 +1

5 Houston 4-0 6-1 10-30 12 SMU 21 +1

6 Louisiana 4-0 6-1 10-30 Texas State 20 +9

7 Oklahoma 5-0 9-2 10-30 Texas Tech 19 +3

8 N. Illinois 4-0 6-2 11-3 @22 Kent State 18 +1 IDLE

9 Georgia    5-0 7-3 10-30 A vs. Florida @ Jacksonville 17

10 Arizona State 3-1 5-3 10-30 Washington State 16 NR

11 Liberty               6-3 10-30 UMass 15 +7

12 SMU           3-0 10-0 10-30 @ 5 Houston 14

13 Pitt              3-0 9-1 10-30 Miami (FL) 13

14 Minnesota 3-1 6-2 10-30 @ Northwestern 12 NR

15 Baylor 3-1 6-2 10-30 Texas 11 NR

16 Utah State 3-1 5-2 10-30 Hawaii 10 NR

17 Appalachian State 3-1 5-2 10-30 LA Monroe 9 NR

18 BYU                            5-3 10-30 Virginia 8 NR

19 FAU                    2-1 4-3 10-30 25 UTEP 7 NR

20 Alabama             4-1 7-4 11-6 LSU 6 NR

21 Oregon               3-1 6-4 10-30 Colorado 5 

22 Kent State           3-1 4-4 11-3 8 NIU 4 IDLE

23 Cincinnati           3-0 7-1 10-30 @ Tulane 3 -10

24 Coastal Carolina 2-1 7-1 10-28 Troy 2 -20

25 UTEP               3-0 6-1 10-30 19 FAU 1

Dropped Out:

8 Army

11 Utah

12 Oklahoma State

16 Charlotte

17 Colorado State

19 Iowa 

25 NC State

Return of the Wolf!

 Years ago, "Big Daddy" Don Garlits said Darrell Gwynn was "The Wolf" because there was no one more relentless in his preparation and his relentlessness to Win. I am still very emotional about Darrell Gwynn being crippled many years ago.

And, coming back to the Current Day, Nick Sanchez stole an ARCA Upset at Kansas Speedway and I feel this is "THE RETURN OF THE WOLF" Victory! There is a backstory to this and this is the 1st Miami Born and Raised Major Motorsports Race Winner since Darrell Gwynn.

Homestead being later built and Ross Chastain driving to win in Cup, and Helio Castroneves and Tony Kanaan later called Miami their Base from Brazil, but, I feel there is nothing sweeter than having a Miami Born and Raised Major Race Winner.

I would like to see Nick Sanchez win the ARCA Championship and I would like to see a Fair Fight, for a Change of Venue at ARCA, even if it was Hawkeye Downs, Knoxville, State Fair or anywhere. I don't want to see Ty Gibbs think he's Greg Anderson and Corey Heim think he's Kurt Johnson again and Corey Heim's Fans would take it personal and Chicagoland would not like to be Owned ever again!

There is No Formal Year Round Ice Rinks in Iowa City

 There is no Formal Year Round Ice Rinks in Iowa City. That is newsworthy, because the Iowa Heartlanders played the 1st Major Professional Ice Hockey Game of Record in Cedar Rapids or Iowa City.

Our community, compared to other Midwestern Communities have a Shorter Ice Hockey History. I would think later on, having Ice Hockey at the NCAA Level would be the Carrot to the Carver Problem ending.

A lot of Disabled Iowans would have problems with Carver and I feel Americans with Disabilities Act Reasons would replace Carver down the road. Our communities Professional Hockey History is Under 25 Years.

I'd like to see a Formal Ice Hockey Home Ice Rink in Iowa City at some point in the Future, even though I am not Herb Brooks or Lou Nanne, which the latter saved Hockey in Iowa's Capitol and enabled the Buccaneers and the Wild.

If A WNBA Championship Came To Des Moines, We Wouldn't Print Merchandise Fast Enough

 If the WNBA Championship Came to Des Moines, We Would Have a Parade and We Wouldn't Print Merchandise Fast Enough. This would be in response to Chicago not having any Sky Championship Merchandise and not even having a Parade for the Sky.

Our Ladies would deserve better and that would not even be an afterthought. The attitude in Iowa around Women's Sports is we where the 1st In Line to It and a lot of other places, Illinois Included, had to add it by threat of lawsuit.

The WNBA is 25 Years Old and what is Unbelievable is that the NBA has not always had the best relationship with the Women's Sports Community. It is hard to find or even believe that should the WNBA expand into the Home of the State Championship, there would be a Return to Home.

Again, this is a League that has Plane Issues and that is ABA-esque.

The Sarver Name is Good As Mud Out West...

 Robert Sarver is proving that the Sarver Name is Good as Mud Out West, and when it is Good as Hell, I don't mean it in a Good Way, either. I am thinking with the ESPN Story that Robert Sarver's Racial and Sexual Harassment will come down the Mountain, it proves that the Sarver Name is Good as Mud Out West.

Everything with the Start of the NBA Season has been both Hank Hill and the Smoking Gun. Bad Front Office Cultures are getting exposed, and there are plenty of Big Cats and plenty of Big Cats that are Not Harmless, either.

The Suns have burnt out from Beating LeBron, to Winning the West and Losing the Finals, to having to throw mud as Real Goats Eat and Eat and Eat no matter what. Their Arena (America West Original Name) Arena has been the most Haunted Stadium or Arena in North American Sports, because that site was home to the Late Swede Savage's Lone Indy Car Win and it is not 30 Years Old.

The reason why the Sarver Name is Good as Mud Out West because of the Loss of the Late Fan Favorite Drag Racer Bruce Sarver, which was lost to a Battle over Mental Illness, which derailed his career. Tragedy, even in 2021, does not make your Last Name Beloved and you'd already have a Short Leash and that was to start with.

That loss tampered with the Joy of Gary Scelzi's Funny Car Championship in 2005, and that is a Shame. Phoenix is Still Catching Cancer around their Sports Scene, which is blowing past Influenza and making the City look Very Bad. It is a Head and Body Illness as much as a Head and Body Cancer, and there is not any Randy Marsh around it, either.

Spencer Rattler will be a Liability Outside Oklahoma

 I feel in advance that Spencer Rattler will be a Liability Outside Oklahoma and worse, it would restart the Everybody's All American Years. Oklahoma is a State and a School you don't want to play with and I think that it would be a Transparency Problem costing a National Championship.

Yes Sir, it goes deeper than National Championships and I would think down the Road, the People in the Other Part of Oklahoma City, Tulsa and Fayetteville among others would want the Southwest 12 to be in existence.

Spencer Rattler has denied Fans in Arizona the Chance to Close Out in His State. What else do you expect out of a Guy that Can't Tell The Truth and Can't Be Trusted to Beat Iowa State?

Oklahoma will have more problems in the SEC than what their Trustees are Leading On. They are acting as if they are the Loyal Butters to the Pound Sand of Cartman, but, Butters has been capable of his own Crimes and Mistakes in spite of his Lovable Demeanor and Otherwise Harmless Behavior.

You don't make mistakes with the Poor and Take Oklahoma City's Detroit Cars, because OKC is the Worst with Car Dealerships. Spencer Rattler didn't go to a Texas or an Oklahoma High School, but that doesn't mean he'd leave a mark on the Sooners and Oklahoma, either.

Why not Bring Back the 1992 McDonald's Drag Racing Paint for a Throwback Paint in the Future?

 I feel that I would want to see the Throwback 1992 McDonald's Winston Drag Racing Paint Schemes Cruz Pedregon and Ed "The Ace" McCullouch Ran in the 1992 Winston Drag Racing Season raced for fun and war, even down to the Oldsmobile Rocket Power Remark.

I am a McDonald's Fan, even with all the Broken Roads and I swear where Cruz Pedregon clinched at the Texas Motorplex was more of a Welcome Image in 1992 than Doug Herbert's Blowover or Gene Snow's Last Top Fuel Race.

I feel what I don't necessarily like about Daniel Riccardo Fan Boying Dale Earnhardt's Car, especially on the Anniversary of his Last Full Season Championship is Dale Earnhardt never wore a Full Faced Helmet.

A lot of NHRA and Drag Racing Fans that are newer School are Fans because of John Force, and that irritates me. Even though the Buckets of Championships and Sports and Motorsports History went to the Castrol GTX Express in its varying Cars and Forms, I still would be the McDonald's Flopper at Heart.

Have You Forgotten? The USGP Triple Crown Was a Disaster!

 I feel that Formula One Party Fans have forgotten that the USGP Triple Crown in 1984 was a Disaster. And that is a crime on its own. I feel Austin was never going to be Watkins Glen, and Miami Officials are livid that their Grand Prix is not in Miami but instead Miami Gardens.

I feel that the USGP Series has been mismanaged since Watkins Glen and if it was not for Michelin, it would have been easier to believe the USGP in Indianapolis. I feel that I would take the USGP's Success Seriously Enough to throw Seattle or Atlanta Motor Speedway into the Formula One Scene.

The tirade of the USGP is painful and I feel either no one wants to listen, or is apathetic to the True Costs, which both are neither good.

Smoke and Final Irons

 I am poking a bear that needs poking, albeit painfully, especially if Kevin Harvick is the Final Winston Cup Era Ironman and that is hanging, if not clinging, more appropriately, by a thread. Speaking of Smoke, we would be in a Smoke Out of Winston Era All Stars in the Cup Series.

And, this leads us to Kurt Busch and him, Ryan Newman and Kevin Harvick are the Last Winston Cup Regulars in today's Cup Series. I would have to think at some point, we'd rope up having to need Darrell Royal and Bear Bryant, but, not in this current environment.

It would all lead back to the Late Junior Johnson's "Life of Riley" remarks where the Good Teams stay Good and the Bad Teams find New and Declined Ways to Stay Bad. I think that would be evident with Rick Ware, especially if his Son, Carson, has been Arrested and Suspended.

The way I'd live, one Bad Apple would make all the other Bad Apples worse and that would be Just in Family Names and Trees. I feel that on the Family Table, there are worse things than Michael Waltrip mismatching parts or Red Bull acting disinterested.

There are worse costs than just being a part of something or belonging to something. 

Hungry and Angry Over a Lack of Focus in the Cup Series

 I feel this year, there is a Lack of Focus in the Cup Series and I am Hungry and Angry over both. I feel mad that I would not want to see another Hendrick 10 Winner, and I would feel mad enough to want a Dan Gurney Upset at Dirt Bristol.

This sport is not built on a Lack of Focus. I'd think the Lack of Focus is not an Olympic Sport and the Ways Denny Hamlin would lose it is the Brickyard, Off Hours, Neil Bonnett, and a Longer Morgan Shepherd Non Winner Lead.

It is bad enough that these would be 21 Year Old Mistakes and people would not have it any other way. I'd dread having to leave it to a Thursday Night Dead or Alive and it would be more than my Weekend would be on edge.

What I'd hope to Pray Starve is Focus and that would make people Upset and have Hurt Feelings as well. I would want a Full Time McDonalds or Target Car badly again, and the secret is not a secret, it is professionalism, not slapstick.

Women's Justice and School Security Go Hand In Hand

 I feel as if I am a Mountain Lion as opposed to Garfield the Cat that Women's Justice and School Security go Hand In Hand. I would say that out of experience, and Injustices to Women cut out School Security.

My state, or my part of Iowa, Eastern Iowa should be better behaved than that. I would feel livid that people that need diplomas don't get diplomas, too.

The reality is we are crossing over from Race, Sex and Gay Baiting to Race, Sex and Gay Norming and I was not aware of Race Norming until the NFL Lawsuit brought that up.

That is not good and we'd have more and worse costs than just belonging to something positive. Teen Pregnancies and Underage Drinking do actually go Hand in Hand.

The dangerous thing would be learning off our Friends and Relatives and not in a Good Way. Emotions would explode louder than Oklahoma and that would not be pretty.

National Parks and Museums are Education, too, and we can't take the Privilege of Education to those who'd actually want it.

Boy Scouts and Frat Boys are a Dangerous Mix

 I feel that it is a Shock that the Lack of Leadership in Boy Scouts and Fraternities generally comes from the same place. I feel it is a Clintonian Reflex of Angerometers, and generally people would rather take a Slug than Change their Brand.

I don't want to be On Brand here,  but Recidivists Beget Recidivists. If we had Campfire do Scouting, it would be no better than School.

If School is a Zoo, we can't trust just anyone with our National or International Security Secrets or be too familiar. It would be like a Garth Brooks Song, and nobody wins when they've had to take the Johnny Unitas Route.

I would think the Truth, Justice and the American Way would be brought up. What would derail the everything else is the American Way and our American Leaders Bad Habit of Grabbing Women is Worrisome.

You can't leave people to recidivists and that is a Problem.

LSU Would Need a DiNardo or a Saban Again

 When LSU actually did their Homework, which was a Chagrin to my Uncle in the Ladder, they actually wanted to do Special Things. I don't mean letting a Program rot to the Collar and evade National Championship Tickets and Defense, but, having way too much of Cholly for the Last 17 Years.

This is more where the buyer is chum. And not in a Good Way. No one wants to be with Les Miles unless if you have a Ralph Wiggumesque Pattern of Bad Judgment and no one wants to be with Ed Orgeron unless you wanted to be at a Bad Bar.

Louisiana State University is the Flagship of Louisiana and actually, a Buttoned Down LSU is a lot more fun and laser focused. What would happen in reality is you'd have a Torontoian Pattern of Krusty the Klowns Krusty himself would avoid.

It would be a stand up farce for a Mid Major Program and Ben Roethlisberger himself Emailed Nick Saban for his Teams Sportsmanship when he got back to Miami. I have not heard any new equal on having LSU's Coaching Staff do anything like that.

The reality is you have to sell National Championship Defense like it was Tickets. There is no one who is playing for LSU The Brand, nor actually interested in repaying a myriad of Boosters and Alumni paying for their School.

It is all shame and An Expectant Single Mom would not be Wine and Roses, let alone being a Wife of Someone in the Governor's Circle. The LSU Circle and the Governor's Circle would go Hand In Hand, and I would think it would take everyone in Waco having to cope with their 4th Coach Since Briles and they'd get angry enough to do NCAA Postseason Ban Mistakes.

Butters Still is Throwing Grease on Old DC

 Butters, or Bruce Allen is Still Throwing Grease on Old DC, making a Towering Inferno Worse. Butters and Cartman, or Dan Snyder, can and will do the Throwing Grease Habit on a Fire like it was Heroin.

When I see Old DC, I should see Men of Honor. Instead, I keep seeing Shame Rain like Acid Rain.

The ironic quip in South Park's "Go Fund Yourself" is Butters didn't want to get hurt. Butters, coincidentally, is about hurting people and he knows it.

The irony is South Park lives Rent Free in Everyone in the City of Washington DC. M and T and Jack Kent Cooke are almost virtually in the Same Neighborhood, and the Shells of RFK and Baltimore Memorial always where talked about in closeness for years.

I am not hungry for Grease or Junk. Actually, I am hungry and hurting for leadership. A lot of people are.

Chicagoland is Sick and Tired of Being Owned Willy Nilly!

 I feel the complaints Souping out of Chicagoland is the Bears Lack of Leadership and the Deterrence of a City Defining 10th Championship. Here in Eastern Iowa, it feels like a slur that the Lack of Leadership has done nothing but made Sports languid and fruitless.

It takes away from everything, like having Nice Christmas Toys for the Kids. Or, even having the Money to Jaunt out of Pocket like Seneca Wallace to do that. Even if we had a Bat out of Hell, we'd have to remember it would be better with a Darrell Royal or Bear Bryant.

It hurts the Sales of Detroit Cars and I don't want that Account to be Owned. It would be dangerous to have a Chicagoland Team as opposed to a Chicago Team like that was not a Greek Curse. Finding a Greek Cure would be harder to find than Starlets and Goddesses.

Instead, we have Tagalongs and Freshmen. Those people are not eligible for School, but, instead, they'd harass Divorcees and Mothers. Coming where that is coming from, I'd wished we'd have more Car Guys and instead, Gambling is Ruining the Opinion of the Nation.

Being Owned Willy Nilly equals Feelings are Hurt, Tempers Flare and a Lot of Other Things being Sent Down.

Brickyards, Diamonds and Divorcees

 I'd like to start with why on Earth we'd have to wait for the Proper Indianapolis Motor Speedway be represented in a Video Game again? Speaking of On Earth, I would feel happier with having XFinity be the issue there at the Brickyard.

I can't stand why the Racing Video Games have to be patched and repatched. It is hypocritical that you'd wait for the Charles Thompson Stealing the State Pride and Coach Switzer's Mickey Mantle Baseball, Tom Osborne defending Sports, and Oklahoma Capping a National Championship State Pride and we'd still throw out a Crap Product?

Diamonds and Divorcees are Forever, and waiting for Divorcees are not worth it. I don't know if you'd get more love and respect out of a 21-25 Year Old Woman, but, in reality, Women and Moms are not Wrong.

This is not a Death Sport and not NORC. I feel that the Contempt of Court here is I don't think anyone wants their Game Modded without Permission. I feel that it is a Joke, especially if George Michael has played into your Adult Life, especially when "Last Christmas" and "Careless Whisper" played into the Same Vein.

Let's Do Match Races and Metrolinas Again

 This is a Double Post, and I would want to see Match Race Culture Again as it would be Race the Quartermile and No Protecting the Innocent Within Reason. I feel mad to China that we don't have enough Match Races and I would feel that they'd be promoted to Venus in the Best Way.

I wouldn't hide my House, the Iowa State Fairgrounds being remade into a Metrolina and I would feel 2 Things that would be a Negative, Not Keeping a Secret and Being Too Familiar. I am mad that My House has been filled with Trump Ilk that Tower over My State and It's The Fairgrounds.

I would rather have The Savvy or the Jujitsu to have Marketed Stock Cars or Cup Cars in the State Fairgrounds. I don't know if the State would Whale a White Whale White Elephant for us Blue Collar People who'd not ape the Purpose of a Pabst Blue Ribbon, but, it wouldn't hurt.

I would shrill marketing to Venus and Mars if they'd let me. I'd want to Play With the Natural Terrain Dirt For War and For Fun because I would love Natural Terrain Road Courses and Dirt Tracks.

Would Preempting the Houston Aeros Revival Be Worth It?

 I feel with the only thing normal around the NHL is the ESPN Money coming back like your Show was Preempted for Iowa and Iowa State. Speaking of normal, I wish that Mr. Bettman had a Heart to keep the Arizona Coyotes from ruining and beating up and down our Summer.

I feel that True Expansion and Pro Rel System would be a Future Death and Taxes Scenario. It is dangerous to leave the Coyotes flailing in what little Phoenix Wind there is.

I would feel that the Death and Taxes Arguments are Tiresome, and I'd rather have the 99 Back on Character Grounds. No one wants to list a Winter Classic and or All Star Game at Phoenix, and Expansion has been based off the Coyotes.

The problem with Pay As You Go is they want Money Out of You that Instant. I feel that is a Terror of a Problem, too.

No, Amazon is Not On Strike!

 I feel Tony Khan has a Bad, Bad Habit of Pouncing Too Quickly like a Cat and Regretting it Later. This would mean Amazon is Not on Strike, but that would be too close to the Brand on the Farm Report.

I don't see Kids wearing In House Hero Shirts and Reenacting The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin in the Lunchline. I haven't been in School since the Week before I turned 20,  but that is another story.

This is the 1st True "Put Up or Shut Up" Season of a Rival Pro Wrestling Promotion Since 1999-2000, and the 1st Two where COVID and Daily's Place Related.

I would not put up with just finding the Ice Cream Man and the Meat Counter duking it out, and If Supersonics Unite left Tomorrow, we'd be in a World of Hurt.

I don't think we'd have a Fight at Big Ol' Fish and USC Football's Muse's Place, because She'd be more Peace, Love, and Rock and Roll. To be frank, Feminism would replace the Rock and Roll, which would taste worse than Vinegar to those who didn't live it.

Things Girls Don't Want to Change is Their Girls or Their Home, and that would be No Alternative Fact.

Losing NORC would Blend Sim Racing and Auto Racing

 I am shocked that NORC will fold up Shop after the NORCTONA 500, but, the reality hurts and that reality includes the Blend the Sim Racing and Auto Racing. It would be Radioactive in this Maad City and I am mad that NORC's Owner elected to close shop.

If I was serious to take Sim Racing on the Road, I would be intentional to find people who'd be good with International Airports and True Luxury Hotels. There'd be fans who'd hate it worse than Daycare, but, not everyone can have jobs restoring Chevy Trucks.

I really think that a lot of the bad habits in Sim Racing have come from NORC, and that includes from off the Simulator. We don't want anyone to learn how to drive from Grand Theft Auto, which is more interested in reskinning GTA V than putting out a Serious GTA VI and wanting to drive from Sim Racing.

The problem is the Real World is a lot deeper than Sim Racing. I am not a Fan of Everything NORC does, but, I want Professionalism, McDonald's Cars Every Week, Target Cars Every Week, Hondas, Mopars, and Pontiacs.

Reality Hurts and Friends can't always save you from Rachel's Baby. If there was a Friends Mistake I'd had to redo, is ending it at Rachel's Baby.

Cedar Rapids was Ahead of the Curve on Player Housing

 The Cedar Rapids Kernels Organization was Ahead of the Curve for Generations in having Host Families as opposed to having to Spend Money on Hotels or Apartments for their Players. I feel happy that Minor League Baseball has caught up to that.

But, it came at the expense of having to be bothered by Edge of Town People, Not Getting Enough to Eat, or Having Good Doctors Where they Play. I would think it is not Free College, or anything else of that nature.

I would account the 5 Year Record of Prospects with Certain Clubs has been suspect and fishy, and the Angels have not developed anyone new of significance since Mike Trout. That particular Angels Era liked Names a lot more than talent.

I hated it would come down to exposes just for Major League Baseball to do anything credible and tangible.

Why Not Have Honda in NHRA and NASCAR?

 I'd want to see Honda make a Real Effort at NHRA and NASCAR, for a Change of Venue. Speaking of that Change of Venue, I am inspired by Steve and Billy Torrence being Toyotas next Season. I would not be prepared for Pro Stock to be inundated with Tuner Cars or Rice Rockets, but, I am stuck with my crows.

The focus has to be on the Cars, and I would feel there'd have to be a Professional Enough Need for Target Hondas again. I do find 1 Car would be Tough Enough to Plan, but 4 or 5 Vehicles would be a Different Kind of Work.

I would want to do the Sam Bass Treatment at Some Point and I'd feel it is tough to say in Motorsports Target and Chip Ganassi Racing, even 5 Years Gone. The problem with that Change of Venue, is you can't just force it down for Next Season and Be Competitive.

I feel that NASCAR and Late Model Stock Cars would be resistant to just go center of the base like College, and I am thinking that tune would need to be changed. I'd want to see a 2022 Version of AJ Foyt to pay your Home and Shop in the Future.

What is terrible is either we'd Specialize Ourselves into a Corner, or Remake Ourselves Over into Pokedexes. I don't think in Torrance that they'd be willing to throw Real World Money into both NHRA and NASCAR.

The joke is I'd Rather'd be a Toyota before being a Non-Profit, but, I'd really, really want to be a Pontiac again. That is the truth and I don't think I'd have the Patience to wait 7 Years for Better Modified Cars, or having to be Sprung a Brooks, Dunn and Reba or the Fugees, which where a less functional Brooks, Dunn and Reba Unit in the end.

Stale and Unfocused Is Not A Good Combination

 I feel Stale and Unfocused is a Not a Good Combination and Kyle Larson being a 10 Winner would not be the most welcome thing. What is not so Sweet and Charming is we have not have an All New Build Venue since Chicagoland, which since has been decommissioned.

I would want to see a Good Single Sponsor Again and I wish that the Series would have a Refocus again. I would want to see Honda and Dodge in and Back In the Sport. I don't think the Rovals (Indianapolis or Charlotte) or Dirt Bristol would be working in 2023.

I would want the Food City 500, Brickyard 400 and Carolina 500 back again. I feel with MotoGP, Austin has the Writing the Wall and I would look at Road Courses differently. I doubt the Next Sponsor wants to keep the Chase and I'd think Road America, Watkins Glen, and Sears Point would be in the Fall as a deterrent to Rovals.

I would think Nashville Fairgrounds and North Wilkesboro would likely push the Short Track Tally along with a Redone Fontana into 9. I would want to see the Short/Dirt Track Tally be pushed beyond 6 in Points Paying and I'd think the biggest thing is wanting to tie the Polesitters into the All Star Race, if we are not going to restart Qualifying Formally.

Is "The Great Resignation" "The Great Ripoff"?

 I wonder is "The Great Resignation" "The Great Ripoff"? I feel Unemployment can't take anymore and the truth is I didn't have the Option just to Resign.

What is happening instead is without a Plan, you are Ripping Off Unemployment. Unemployment is having to Prove You Are Looking For Work.

What is not for real is these Entitlements and Unemployment Law does not take kindly to being Ripped Off. Being Ripped Off is not Fun.

There is a Program (HEAL) that still is looking for Doctors who have ripped off the Program and there have not been any Replacements and they have been Eagle Eyed on the Investigative Reports.

These tricks lead to more illicit behaviors and they are not pretty.

I Do Not Condone Tennessee Losing It Against Lane Kiffin

 It is not Tennessee losing it against Lane Kiffin, but, it is how Tennessee lost it to Lane Kiffin that makes me mad. I would feel Tennessee is tipping between Prove It and Just Lose It Time.

I find that it is a program littered in dysfunction and anger. If Lane Kiffin stayed, either Tennessee or the NCAA would have Fired Him. Instead of Championship Football, it is Championship Goons that are ruining the Great State of Tennessee.

I'd know people are going to have Opinions, but, this is The Capital of Academics in the Southland your dragging! Speaking of dragging, I can't take having the Batman Beyond Energy that is eating East Tennessee up.

10172021 College Football Poll

 1 Michigan State 4-0 8-0 10-30 Michigan 25 +1 IDLE

2 Wake Forest 4-0 7-0 10-23 @8 Army   24 -1

3 UTSA        3-0 7-0 10-23 @ Louisiana Tech 23 +1

4 Coastal Carolina 2-0 7-0 10-20 @ Appalachian State 22 -1

5 San Diego State 2-0 6-1 10-23 @ Air Force 21

6 Houston             3-0 5-1 10-23 E. Carolina 20

7 Northern Illinois 3-0 5-2 10-23 C. Michigan 19 +2

8 Army                         5-2 10-23 2 Wake Forest 18 -1

9 Georgia              5-0 7-3 10-30 A vs. Florida @ Jacksonville 17 +1 IDLE

10 Oklahoma        4-0 8-2 10-23 @ Kansas 16 +1

11 Utah                3-0 4-3 10-23 @ Oregon State 15 NR

12 Oklahoma State 3-0 6-0 10-23 @ Iowa State 14  +1

13 Pitt                  2-0 8-1 10-23 Clemson 13 +1

14 Cincinnati      2-0 7-1 10-23 @ Navy  12 +10

15 Louisiana       3-0 5-1 10-21 @Arkansas State 11

16 Charlotte        2-0 4-2 10-23 FAU 10 +1

17 Colorado State 2-0 5-3 10-23 @ Utah State 9 +3

18 Liberty                   5-3 10-23 @ North Texas 8 -2

19 Iowa               3-1 6-4 10-30 @ Wisconsin 7 IDLE

20 Alabama        3-1 6-4 10-23 Tennessee 6 +2

21 Oregon         2-1 5-4 10-23 @ UCLA 5 NR

22 Kent State    2-1 3-4 10-23 @ Ohio U. 4 -1

23 SMU            2-0 9-0 10-21 Tulane 3 -11

24 UTEP          3-0 7-1 10-30 @ FAU 2 -1

25 NC State 2-0 5-1 10-23 @Miami (FL) 1

Dropped Out:

8 Arizona State

18 Oregon State

We'd have to develop a Modified Grand National at Some Point

 I don't think hardened Modified Fans want to see More Series, but, I doubt having a Modified Grand National will happen in 2022. The signature series has had Owners Sell their Trucks and All, which is sacrilege, and had an Owner Suddenly Pass Away after Ryan Preece won Richmond.

Currently, the State of the Modifieds is Going, Going, and All Gone. I have not been to the Northeast or New England and I would not want to infringe, but, there'd have to be a Gateway Series between the Whelen Modified and SK Modifieds.

I don't think the Arutes or NASCAR wants to budge, and you can't flange these Cars like the Late Models, and having a Series Full of Raw Modified and Racing Rookies would make No Sense. But, this is a 1st World Crisis that Makes No Sense and I would think the things that would light up ESPN's Lamp would be reviving the Hartford Whalers, Quebec Nordiques and Putting Series Modifed Numbers.

A lot of ESPN's Energy is Tired and Defensive at this Time, and I'd rather see a "Stick to Sports" or a Meat and Potatoes Sports Ethics. I don't mind the Inclusion, but, I feel that the Outsmarting the Cops Business is Out of Control.

I don't know if these Modified Markets want Mailbox $ on the Frontchannel, but, they can't Overrule the Locals like Your Honor.

Lionheart X

 I feel that I couldn't pretend losing Dan Wheldon, especially when one of my Coworkers at the Time brought up Swede Savage, who'd be similar to Dan Wheldon and that made me angry in a way I was not angry before. What I feel haunted, not necessarily by losing Lionheart Forever, but, JW and Clauson too, is not having Fluke Indianapolis 500 and Championship Glories.

It would not necessarily stir the Rust Bucket of the Rust Belt, which you'd make mad by calling them Mid like MJF did, but, I feel stirred up wanting the Closed Circuit and the Indianapolis 500 Qualifying Track Record madly.

Being both Mad and Mid, like it is not OK, I'd rather Win Everything Big in Motorsports Within Reason than Have Friends. I don't know if Friends would help anything with me, even at 36, but, I feel like on this Blog, I'd stir the pot by wanting more venues in the IndyCar Scene and more Car Relations, too.

Cars are not going to Come to Millennials and they come last. We can Order a Car like a Cab, but that is a Different Story. If I had my Drithers, I'd want to Win like the 1965 Southern 500 in a Major Race.

China is Shunned by the Outside World and Not Quite Having a USGP Series Again

 The people I am happy not to see in the Formula One Scene is China because of their Global Ruins and Vietnam because the Older Americans can't stand that. If we where to do a USGP Series again, I would have returned the USGP to the West Coast for the first time Since the Early 1980's.

Governor Abbott of Texas is having a fit about his House not being Indianapolis or Watkins Glen, and we didn't want that house. Instead, I'd wanted a East or West Coast USGP.

What I really wanted was to tie an annual Triple Crown with having Monaco and LeMans subsequent. I would be a believer in Good True Luxury Hotels over Camping and Fishing Expeditions, especially if the Owner is not a Creep. 

I'd feel I would rather have the USGP in Seattle if the MotoGP Complaints keep creeping up and Kentucky would be tickled pink over the MotoGP Complaints because the Governor was mad that their race was taken.

Herschel Walker would not be Welcomed With Arms Wide Open if He Came to My Town

 I feel Herschel Walker does not know Good Judgment. If it where not his Problems with Women, he'd make a better Bob Dole. Or having to be Medically Dismissed from Dallas and trying to be an FBI Agent after his Medical Dismissal and then having to go off the rails.

I don't think he'd get along with AOC or Synema. If Herschel Walker came to my town, he would not be welcomed with Arms Wide Open.

The trouble with politics is it is not a Pep Rally and Herschel Walker is doing a Good Job at Rewriting Donald Trump's Book. I don't need Donald Trump or Bill Clinton, or even a Hillary Rodham Clinton taking my Hard Earned Money.

Food Ethics would turn my Stomach and Herschel Walker would not inspire anything other than making Kids take his job the Instant they Turn 18. Even though earlier on in this Blogroll, I've stated wanted a Postmodern Herschel Walker Trade to reward the Packers with Joe Thomas and punish them with Draft Picks from the Browns, but, that would be a Dual Punishment to Wisconsin and Northeast Ohio.

Doug Flutie was the Kurt Warner before the Kurt Warner in the NFL

 Doug Flutie was the Kurt Warner before the Kurt Warner in the NFL, even though he traded his ply in the CFL. If it was not for Doug Flutie's Return to the NFL, we wouldn't have enjoyed Kurt Warner.

In Doug Flutie's 21 Year Professional Football Career, it went through the USFL, NFL, CFL and NFL again. I feel that Flutie enabled Kurt Warner's Professional Success and a lot of the Quarterback Movements of today.

Doug Flutie's College Career was remembered by the Hail Flutie Play that started Miami's Decade Long Winning Streak Subsequent at Home, which was Mount Union before Mount Union.

Snyder's Backdraft!

 I feel that we'd dig into the Oft Repeated 1990's Backdraft Well, but, in Old DC, having to try to quell Snyder's Inferno with Snyder's Backdraft has not gone over smoothly. It is not a Backfire, it is a Backdraft!

The matters have not been helped at all. There is nothing that will stop Beth Wilkinson, and that is an Understatement.

I would think that the Drafts and Redrafts would make this Inferno Worse. 

I don't enjoy having to bring up how bad the Past Tense Redskins has broken things badly, and I feel even their One Hero in the Post Prime Gibbs Years has been Broken in Death and not healed.

Make Your Move Now or Lose Money Attitude is Permeating

 I feel mad that lower the Accumulative GPA for College Entry is Enabling the Bank Robber Outsmarting the Cops, as College and College Sports is not a Need Based Blood Sport. Every year of the High School Class of 2022 the Economy has been nothing short of Bad and not in a good way.

It's bad as in losing continuity and that continuity is bad and so bad you'd have no idea or awareness of it. I would feel in processing, that we'd give too many freebies to the Wrong People and that is not a New Complaint, but, I feel it would be like giving stuff to the Wrong Woman and your Credit Rating takes a Slug.

I don't like what I am seeing and it is not effective. I feel this is not Martin or Malcolm, but, having to kowtow to Poor Judgment and that hurts. I am getting sick and tired of having to see the Make Your Move Now or Lose Money Attitude is Permeating as that would catch up to people and people do not like it.

I'd actually want Honda in the NHRA!

 I'd always say I'd rather be a Toyota before I'd be another Non-Profit, but, I am shocked that Toyota made a Reach for them CAPCO Boys before Detroit Did. I feel mad that if I was going to Win Everything Big in Motorsports, I am wanting to beat the CAPCO Boys or have a Howard Stern inundate what someone else worked for.

I'd actually want Honda in the NHRA! I would have rather brought back the Target Cars again and I'd feel mad that No One Really wants Steve Torrence and I'd feel happy for Mr. Smoke, but, I feel the Smoke on the Water is he is more Bahari than Brawn.

I feel that what I'd really really want would be Pontiac. But, I am sick and tired of eating crow left and right. I don't think I would be bluffing, either.

Actually Wanting to See a UHL-IHL Hybrid League

 I feel that wanting to Name and Image a Pro Hockey Team is Tough Enough. But, no one has given a forethought for a Pro Hockey League, namely a UHL-IHL Hybrid League. The fact that I'd want to see a UHL-IHL Hybrid League is Spiritual.

The Mountain in this Deal is I would want to see Quad City-Flint again and I would feel that such a league would have been from the Badlands to Toronto. I would feel that for as much as Major Professional Hockey is making its debut Around Town, and wanting the Kelly Cup in the First 5 Years Around Town, too, I would want to take pride in having a League Around Town, too.

And, that is not just because the Iowa Wild have been jilted out of a Calder Cup and the Iowa Wild are more technically a Des Moines Team than an Iowa Team, other than attracting Disgruntled North Stars Fans from Northern Iowa, but, I feel that I would want to see a Spiritual League for Reasons.

Even though Mahomes Reminds Me of Kurt Warner, but, his Wife and Brother are Making Things Bush

 I feel it is off the wall (No Pun Intended) that Patrick Mahomes Reminds me of Kurt Warner, and I have an Uncle who played against Kurt Warner in High School and a Classmate who is Related to Kurt Warner, but Patrick Mahomes is the Most Tangible Pro Football Legacy to come out of Texas Tech and that is saying a lot.

The thorny issue of his Wife and his Brother are spoiling the Gravy Boat and I would handle things differently if that where me, I would have wanted Media Training before the New York Football Giants made Michael Strahan's Relatives take Media Training to not Embarrass the Club.

To be fair, Kurt Warner's 1st 4 Years in Pro Football where in the Arena Football League. He was established in Football Terms when he made the Greatest Show on Planet Turf what it is. I am still mad at China over the Super Bowl XXXVI Loss, but I wouldn't just Dance like Addison Rae and throw Water like its Wine.

Reality is Kansas City is not an Upstart and Clark Hunt is not regularly a Kansas City Resident. The bond between those two is Da Bears Aggravating Regret, and the latter had their regrets play out in Public, and Trubinsky is still mad at Deshaun Watson and the Texans.

I'd probably stick to my Ho Chi Minh City (San Diego Chargers Revival) and I'd be wanting a Minor League Baseball Style Revival for the Kids and I feel the hidden ball in the NFL vs. St. Louis Lawsuit is the San Diego County vs. The Los Angeles Chargers, because I don't want another LAC and I sure as hell don't want another Narcolepsy or Spiritual Drunken Narcolepsy, like I am trying to find the 1st Hero in Years to Punish the Ground and his Dad is a Reclusive Womanizing Alcoholic who can't handle nothing well.

Nobody Planned to Retire Sean Taylor's 21 in THIS Matter!

 I would lose my cool at not necessarily wanting to retire Sean Taylor's 21, because it should have been arithmetic years ago, but, NO, Dan Snyder had the nerve to Spring it On People 3 Whole Days Before It Happened!

Losing Sean Taylor caused a Whole Different Kind of Dysfunction in Old DC, and one that is too far from Healthy. Dan Snyder has not acted well or even appropriately to Sean Taylor's Loss through the Years, and that is a Burn the Size of Old DC.

The Playoff Winning Hex is Alive and Burning at 16 Years, and the one thing that Dan Snyder would get livid about is Him Losing Money. I would really be mad that Washington DC's Bubble has been nothing short of Bad Sports.

The bad sports in the Shadow of the US Capitol has not gone unnoticed Nationally and Globally. For a City that Takes Pride in its Football and Sports History, it feels like whatever Salad Days Old DC had are Long Forgotten.

Washington DC gave us The Sports Machine, a More Well Rounded Sports Center, but there is no one interested in keeping the Sports Machine Competent or Safe. That Safety or Lack of It Goes Far Beyond Ashburn, as Women's Sports is In Flames, and that is instead of keeping the Eternal Flame Under Control.

The madness is Seating having to Bash Someone Else's Banner Raising and be a Poor Loser in a Losing Effort! There would be other things under the Regulator's Nose that would be a National Scandal waiting to Happen, but, the problem of Unaccountability is too big to ignore.

Content is Not a Harmless Drug

 The moral of the Story is Dave Chappelle can't handle fame. What is tough here is Content is Not a Harmless Drug. What it is if it is Done Right is Save Women, Build Lives, and Make Money. We are only heeding the Third like it is a Third Degree Burn.

Instead, we are in the Tawdry Mix of Labor, Love, and Ladies and when all three get together, it would lead to a more Individualized Individualism. It is dangerous to have No In-Laws and if Dallas Carter and Houston Yates met for the Texas High School State Championship, it would be Yates that would be the Historical Favorite and a Lot of Different Schools would beg to Differ to Stop that Road.

Hollywood is in a Crutch and the truth is we can't have Problems With Women intoxicate us like we do now. It is dangerous that Content is Not a Harmless Drug and Netflix is stealing the Bushels of Network TV or Cable TV Awards left and right.

Prison Overcrowding is not Funny and having to Cull Parole is not Harmless. We had 15 More Years of the Kardashians than we deserved, and I want to see the Runaway Freight Train to Hollywood or 10 Runaway Freight Trains to Hollywood than having more lights than the Doctor's or Vet Office, which would make me Cold and Uncomfortable.

Content is not a Harmless Drug and neither is legalizing Cocaine and Marijuana like Cold and Flu Medicine in the Streets. I feel wary, if not afraid if Poor People pick up on that again, it would be a Nightmare and then Some because it is Not Healthy to have your Relatives in Prison and when your Relatives are In Prison or On Paper, it is Harder to Learn or Make Money because everyone knows who your Relatives are and not in a Good Way.

Actual Space and Taras and Monicas

 I feel that one of the things that needs to end is Skyscrapers and Spaceships that look like Someone's Manhood. I feel Amazon really pisses me off with having Rocketships that look like Austin Powers and I could not stand that!

Speaking of actual Space, lest we forget, that it would be the Birthday of my First Love and Molly Rae back Home, and the Posthumous Birthdays of The Late Taylor Behl and the The Tragic Late George Floyd, too. I don't want to give too much, because nobody asks to be on my Blog and I got yelled at over having a Shoutout Once.

The swirl of Feminism, Women's Justice and Doing the Right Thing has been a Swirl on my Life like being hit by 10 Freight Trains in a Row. I'd even wanted to be a Better Brother In Law and Uncle to the Point I'd wanted Sisters In Law (No Joke) Badly and in the Worst Kind of Way so that My Nephews and Nieces I would have had had a Good Uncle.

I take Dad's Rights Personal as in "You Should Have Thought of That When You Had the Chance!" and I am not a Father or Husband. That would be the trick Most Men leave behind in being a Great Father and a Husband, not just a Father and a Husband.

The reality is we'd have to Trust the Expulsion Process and that would be before the Taras and Monicas would come back and they will. I would appreciate 20's and Trying to Pay Rent before being Overexposed Ever Again, especially if it is Bad Management like Christina Aguilera which limits touring and recording, or being freed up of Bad Management like Britney Spears and running into Michael Jackson or Jerry Garcia Problems trying to tour.

Loyal Butters has No Job and is Up to No Good!

 Loyal Butters (Bruce Allen) has No Job and is Up to No Good! Butters and Cartman (Dan Snyder) would be Cats and Dogs while it rains Cats and Dogs in Old DC. While we are on Her Ruin Porn, or better yet, Ruin Smut, is having a President who is the Jukebox Hero which is not really a Welcome Gift after the Trump Show Subsided, You'd Have Women's Sports Ownership who'd be Happy to Replace Women's Soccer Starlets and Goddesses with T and A and that is keeping it PG-13.

The pages of the Snyder Emails are longer than the Entire Harry Potter Book Series. It is a Long Books and it kept Publishing Firms in Business and we wouldn't have captured the Snitch of the Genesis Tub of Other Book Series Either.

We know Dave Chappelle can't and won't handle Fame Well, like Tyrone Biggums is the Black Moe Syzlak, we know that Women's Soccer Starlets and Goddesses would detest Dan Snyder being their Man and their God like he does not need to be either, and we'd not need Celebrities! All Stars! VIP's! Weddings! Blackstone Sisters! like it was Des Moines.

But no, it is Washington DC and we'd need Minorities! Women! Minority Women! be shining like the Stars of the Chocolate City and the Jerseys are Getting Lonelier and Louder. I'd feel like it is like Mississippi and Mississippi can't and won't take a Hint over Grassley!, Ovechkin! and the Beer Baron! like we need a Beer Baron under the Regulators Noses.

The Trump Show is Subsidized like the Early 1990's Houston Oilers are a Culture, and that is not good.

Houston Raceway Park was All Go from the Start

 Houston Raceway Park is the Wild West of Dragstrips as we've had Gene Snow, Scott Kalitta's Lone Funny Car Win, The Super in Super Dave Schultz, Warren Johnson and Scott Geoffrion, Eddie Hill, Larry Dixon, Tony Schumacher, John Force and Tommy Johnson,Jr. among others and before it goes away, we will get Tony Stewart in Houston for the Only Time Ever, in AJ Foyt Territory.

I'd feel that it was All Go from the Start, in a Period that Changed Sports Forever, and not all for the better. Atlanta Dragway had 5 Years in the Changer when they had Tripp Shumake and Lee Shepherd be the Stars in the Maiden Supernova.

I feel that while we are on All Go, I would wish the NHRA, Houston and the Motorsports Community was All Go about a Permanent Auto Racing Facility and I don't want the illicit behaviors in that area be going and all gone like a Toddler. We'd appreciate Ennis more, especially when we don't have nice things in Blue Collar DFW, and Route 66 was GONE! like NSYNC Last Hit and Gateway has had 5 or 6 Iteriations.

How Do We Get to Pro Stock Nostalgia, Pro Hobby Stock, Hobby Stock and Nostalgia Stock?

 I feel this has to be a Heavy Question that would need to be answered in How Do We Get to Pro Stock Nostalgia, Pro Hobby Stock, Hobby Stock and Nostalgia Stock as opposed to just talking about it?

I feel as a Motorsports Fan, having to bring up the McDonalds Pontiac Firebird or the Dynamax Pontiac Firebird among others would draw more people and families and I would want to do or see a True Life Boat Setup rather than making fun of it for NASCAR Heat Reasons. I would say in 5 Years, when the NHRA Turns 75, we'd have to need a Pro Stock Nostalgia Class which would have brought back the Old Cars with regularity, and Pro Hobby Stock would have been if we'd try to do the McDonald's Pontiac Firebird on a 1970's Pontiac Trans Am Firebird.

I would want a Hobby Stock Championship that stick and in that same Family would be a Goody's Dash Revival, too. We'd have to get away from only doing the supposed "Big" Cars and that has caused Bad Habits and not in a Good Way and Nostalgia Stock would have the stipulation of having to Race or Wreck Within Reason without shunting or response wrecking.

I do not have the answers or any answers, but, I feel the fans want Meat and Potatoes Sports again because they have gotten more than antsy over these characters impersonating Prom Date Actions when its a Serious Press Conference or worse, throwing the Career in the Toilet in the Guise of Activism, which is only good if it is something that affects your life personally or your family life.

Ain't No Other Woman?

 If you twisted Christina Aguliera's "Ain't No Other Man" to "Ain't No Other Woman", you will start fights and not in a Good Way. It is dangerous and out of control that we are both Hungry and Not Focused.

I feel that I would not make my Nurses happy in Pray-Starving, but that cleansing would be necessary as we'd have to move Goodell out of the way just to encourage the San Diego Chargers Revival and St. Louis for Expansion, along with a Couple of Other Teams. What I have known already is Dan Snyder is Awkward and Inappropriate like Cartman and Jim Irsay has a Leo Rep.

Pop Culture to me would be personal, even though I am not the Father or the Husband. But, I am not Hooking my Hard Earned Money to Divorcees and we'd need to Support Spinsters and Divorcees. It would be a take, but, you would hate the World of Medicine worse than you would hate Russia.

I don't want Cartman or Butters! I'd want True Luxury! I would hate Doctors, Lawyers and Politicians even now, but, I'd rather have Cures more than Weird Men with Date Rape Drugs taking all my Better Ladies.

I'd be disjointed and that would be why I would not make money on these posts and if that where the case, constant pressure would just make things worse. If it was left to Beaver, we'd be in even worse trouble than we are already. I don't think Wack Jobs would change Wack Jobs Behaviors, other than make their behavior worse than it is already.

2800th Blog: Year of the Rat

 I feel that the Iowa-Penn State Rivalry has left a mark on both Iowa and Penn State and changed both their trajectories in Eastern Iowa and Central Pennsylvania. What every Student, Faculty and Employee at the State University of Iowa knew was Penn State's Flip was a Rat Move.

It is a Rat or Get Ratted Year in a Rat or Get Ratted Aura, and even Family Guy blew the lid on Penn State. I do find that the problems in Eastern Iowa are the Pound Rocks Variety and Pounding Away at Severance Packages like its Bedrock.

I don't think this would be a Comfortable Big Ten Championship Postseason Meeting and the Fink in all of this is Penn State is not disciplined. I feel that the majority of the fiefdom is a lot of the Traditional Big Ten and Notre Dame School Stadiums will be ripe for replacement in the future.

While we Pound Rocks, we do not have a Hometown NCAA Champion from Eastern Iowa on the Iowa Wrestling Matmen Roster, because to be more appropriate, they are more Madmen than Matmen. I feel that the aura Since Sick Nick has been Sick and not getting better around Iowa.

USGP is not in Indianapolis's Best Interests

 The breaking news is either United States Grand Prix is not interested in Indianapolis. I think MotoGP would be the Deal Breaker to Austin and we've had problems with having a Long Languishing Venue and problems with a Venue that had a Lease Fight in that Part of the Country.

If I where to see things through differently with a Road Course, I would want a Bandimeresque Drag Strip as part of my Road Course as opposed to Topeka, Brainerd, Sears Point or Seattle. Or treat Road Racing as a Passing Fancy like Pomona.

If the USGP where interested in Indianapolis, I would like to see IRP's Road Course be Ship to Shore Again. Seriously, I am talking Serious.

Trump Can't Keep Playing With My House!

 I feel that as an Iowan who's been to the Iowa State Fairgrounds since he's been a Newborn, President Trump Can't Keep Playing With My House! I feel that he is not President Currently for a Real Reason and we'd need better candidates than President Biden or President Trump.

It is not good that the Trump Supporters are trashing the House worse than a Football Game. Our State is better than a Trash Can, and I feel that we can't masquerade as a Red State or a Poor State Well. 

In order to preserve thinning profits, they are pushing a Casino down Cedar Rapids like we don't need more problems. The reality is Segregation is not Funny and for as much as Washington DC is Unaccountable, it takes a toll on real people.

It takes money and costs money from Real People and we'd have a more Inept President like the Trump Administration never ever ended. For all I know, the Biden Administration would run the Market on Swag Bags like TED Talks, except, those TED Talks do absolutely nothing with people who'd be Too Happy to Do Absolutely Nothing.

Munchies, Weed and Booze all being Legal would lead us to 5150 or Kendra Nationally. That is not a Good Image, and we'd be not handling Long Term Losses well. It would be one thing to leave things in charge with a Buffoon, but a Stooge is taking things lower and creepier, especially if Normal Women want no parts of either President.

Faith. Family. Fords. Football. Farce. Why the Detroit Lions 2nd Collar is Inevitable

 For as much as I want to stick up for Detroit, not even Strong Armed Arn Anderson would save the Lions at this juncture. The sadness is Urban Decay is leaving his Sexual Behavior and the Collar with the Collar with the Jacksonville Jaguars, but, the Lions do not have a put together Football Club.

The twister nationally is the Lions Collar was when the Economy hit the Tank and what was supposed to be an Honorable, Family Friendly, Yes Sir, No Sir Diamond Anniversary. The Lions Playoff Hex is not 30 Yet, and it is not quite a Team Record.

But, I would feel that most of the Family Friendliness has been replaced with a Generation X Styled Karma Trip. The worst thing from 13 Years Ago, which still is the Detroit Sports Debate, is should they have gone Defense instead for the Top Pick?

That has worsened the Playoff Hex in Games and not necessarily in years. And, the next year, in 2010, there was no telling how the Gateway City would have handled Suh and there would have been no way Sam Bradford would have handled Detroit.

In 2022, there is no real Defense without having to Scream "Hard Case" and having to yell "Bust" louder than many other Establishment Football Footprints have said before or since. I am still not flattered that Ford Field has not produced a Lions Playoff Game in Wayne County, and the Collar Fight for the Top Pick, Winless Streaks and All, would leave a Mark on both Jacksonville and Detroit for years to come.

This is the 1st Chance the Las Vegas Raiders have to say their Own Coach

I feel this is the 1st Chance that the Las Vegas Raiders have to say their Own Head Coach in this Era. And, if I was General Manager, I would start with someone with No Prior NFL Ties. No Schlock or Expensive Collegiate Severance Packages Ever Again.

I would want to be Bad as in On Hours, not On and Off Hours, which is its own problem. The Raiders Blow the Lid off the other AFL Era Teams Carefully Crafted Image. What the Raiders Playoff Hexes have been have been akin to the Generation Green Bay registered 1 Playoff Berth in 21 Years.

The integrity of Professional Football is Defense. You can't have Russell Wilson or Patrick Mahomes punish you through the Airwaves, which is what they are Cooking. Derek Carr has not had a Single Playoff Start and that was before Mahomes's Punishment of the League.

There is no way you'd raid Defense in the Draft Board without having to deal baggage left and right. I'd wish there'd be an Arena Football League or Arena 2 to Raid no matter what like the Ice Cream Man and the Meat Counter are still fighting at the Mall.

They've had 2 Retreads in this Playoff Blackout Years, and that is not good. The West deserves much better than settling for an Expensive Severance Package.

I'd rather be A Ferocious Independent Before I'd Turn Into an Andretti!

 I would feel angry if Andretti Autosport was an Alfa Romeo in Formula One. I feel that deep down in my deep seated roots, I am a Foyt Family at Heart and Soul and wanting to be So Houston more than So Nazareth.

I feel that I would have more of a Love-Hate Relationship with Colton Herta being a National Hero. If it was me and no one else, I would have unleashed Kyle Larson on Europe as part of his "Win Everything" tour. To be fair, I am not a Kyle Larson and I would not have taken it well if I was still a Stewart and or a Haas.

I am thinking it would be American Teams and American Money would wind up in Formula One. And this round of Americanization is to save itself from itself. I'd bash my drums to say "I'm So Houston" over and over, even though I've never been to Houston, because I'd want to see a Sprint Car American in Indy Car.

I wouldn't want to go from this Rock without a Sprint Car American in Indy Car because I would be mad if that didn't happen. I'd rather be a Ferocious Independent before I'd turn into an Andretti and it would be wanting to be a Waltrip and or a Kauffman like we have a choice.

The Curse of John Paul,Sr.

 I will cut to the chase, John Paul Sr. is the Scumbag in Motorsports. We have the market of Balls and Holes today, but, nothing and I mean nothing was compared to John Paul Sr. .

Back home in Lisbon, Iowa, when I was around 14 when word came around John Paul Sr. was eligible for parole and I was mortified that he wouldn't have been eligible for release until after my College Years. I told my Teachers, Peers, and Some of their Parents that John Paul Sr. was eligible for Parole.

John Paul,Jr.'s Poor Health was nothing to revere as reputable Non Profits wanted nothing to do with him and Tom Sneva and Gordon Johncock raised hackles about how John Paul, Jr. and his Friends behaved after John Paul,Jr.'s 1983 Michigan 500 Upset.

Speaking of Upset, I feel that the Indy Car Between Wins Records went to the Worst Possible Man. I've dedicated posts and I feel mad for the World that the record has not been rewritten for all time.

Would a Jacksonville Jaguars Loss Advent Calendar Be En Vogue?

 I feel that the Jacksonville Jaguars have not only made Bad Football En Vogue, but, Bad Management to go with that Bad Football En Vogue. In the South Atlantic, it would take High Praise to have your Jersey Up at a Sports Bar, and there is not that many Jaguars Jerseys Autographed on the Walls.

It would take a lot to revive Sacksonville and Sacksonville was not an option in this Year's NFL Draft. Chris Doyle would have worked had he not Poisoned Eastern Iowa and made the State University of Iowa Culture Chaos.

I would think in the spirit of Aldi and Liqour, which have became Millennial Staples, having a Jacksonville Jaguars Loss Advent Calendar be Actual Merchandise be en vogue. Losing 20 Straight is Bad Enough and it will likely be 27 and bypassing the 1976-1977 Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

The Lions would be in a Culture Void and would try to make the Jaguars a Run for the Top Pick. But, it would be likelier if that losing streak would be 32 before it is said and done. If it was the Washington Football Team had these Similar Problems under Dan Snyder, we'd whoop it up like Washington DC was Cleveland.

Not winning in 2 Years would be something the Browns or the Lions did not do even. The Jaguars would go up against a Thin Draft Pool and the Khans are more preoccupied with a 2022 Monday Nitro, which would have tore up and permanently disrupted sports further, and that would have involved the interventions of a Fight Commission.

It would be a Millennial Outgrowth, and not a Good Millennial Outgrowth, especially if Tampa Bay will return to who they are the instant Tom Brady won't be in the Building.

10102021 College Football Poll

 1 Wake Forest 4-0 7-0 10-23 @ 7 Army 25 IDLE

2 Michigan State 3-0 7-0 10-16 @ Indiana 24

3 Coastal Carolina 2-0 7-0 10-20 @ Appalachian State 23 IDLE

4 UTSA                 2-0 6-0 10-16 Rice 22

5 San Diego State 1-0 6-1 10-16 @ San Jose State 21 NR

6 Houston             3-0 5-1 10-23 East Carolina 20 +2 IDLE

7 Army                      5-1 10-16 @ Wisconsin 19 +8

8 Arizona State 2-0 4-2 10-16 @ Utah 18 +10

9 NIU             2-0 4-2 10-16 Bowling Green 17 NR

10 Georgia 4-0 6-3 10-16 @ Kentucky 16 +1

11 Oklahoma 3-0 6-3 10-16 TCU 15 +5

12 SMU       2-0 9-0 10-21 Tulane 14 IDLE

13 Oklahoma State 2-0 5-0 10-16 @ Texas 13 -10

14 Pitt 1-0 8-1 10-16 @ Virginia Tech 12

15 Louisiana 2-0 4-1 10-12 Appalachian State 11 -8

16 Liberty             5-2 10-16 @ ULM 10 NR

17 Charlotte 2-0 4-2 10-23 FAU 9 NR IDLE

18 Oregon State 2-1 4-2 10-23 Utah 8 -12 IDLE

19 Iowa 3-0 6-3 10-16 Purdue 7 +1

20 Colorado State 1-0 4-3 10-16 @ New Mexico 6 NR

21 Kent State 2-0 4-3 10-16 @ Western Michigan 5 NR

22 Alabama 2-1 5-4 10-16 @ Mississippi State 4 -3

23 UTEP 2-0 6-1 10-16 LA Tech 3 -1

24 Cincinnati 1-0 6-1 10-16 UCF 2 NR

25 NC State 1-0 4-1 10-16 @ Boston College 1 -2

Dropped Out:

5 BYU

9 W. Michigan

10 Nevada 

17 FAU

21 Boise State

22 Miami (OH)

25 Appalachian State

Scooby Dooby Diving into Troubled Waters!

 Iowa State Men's Basketball and Scooby Dooby Doo seem to go hand in hand, like not being Kansas or Missouri in their Houses. The Scooby Dooby Diving into Troubled Waters in College Basketball is Iowa State is stuck in the "Thanks for Playing" the Xavier Foster Show.

The guy was not anyone special, and worse, the Farmers are getting antsy for a New Hilton. And, the reality is the antsyness for a New Hilton will get worse through the years.

Mr. My Favorite Stadium would want an NCAA Championship Ring before he retires as the Adults Inhale Busch Light like air. I'd feel that Iowa State is Family in College Basketball and that Family has faded like a Hand Print with No Local TV, even if it is to the chagrin of my Favorite Show or Races.

And, worse, the local media is slanted toward Iowa and not 50-50 like before. I swear Iowa State has not been used to the Munchies and they've been a Family Section, not a Student Section or a Smoking Section.

Needy Things

 I feel that for as much as I would make fun of Stephen King's better works, which still has a Fan Base in my Boyhood Lisbon, this is a serious matter. Having needy things comes out of Absentee Dads, and I wouldn't want to throw my Money in the Pot for a Johnny Manziel or Brian Bosworth.

The neediness is dangerous and out of hand, and it is not getting any better. I'd rather have a Busch Grand National V6 before I'd have a Tesla, and trust me, I'd like to know if the BGN Engine is also the Indy Car Engine.

This is not the Student Section, and I feel that most of our heroes are not creeps. If your heroes are mercilessly needy, it reflects poorly on the School. Doing things appropriately is a lot better and takes longer than falling for the Cartoon Moves, and no one wants to take Junk either.

The needy things spill out into Professionalism and Professional Sports, and I am not a Play Teacher. I am not a General Manager and if I was, I'd have trouble adjusting out of Unemployment. I can't stomach having a lack of leadership, either.

Meddling Kids and Scooby Dooby Doo Nothings!

 Bad Football keeps circling Columbus worse than Heroin, and all the Old Time Football Fans have a right to fly off the handle and the spout. The moral of the story is if a Guy Can't/Won't Handle a Major Well without the NCAA Wolves eating, do me a favor and not consider him.

When you'd have an "Ain't No Other Woman Name" that is so fake and you'd swear that it is an Other Woman Name, it would not be a Good Image. I don't think it is "Needful Things" as much as "Needy Things" and you'd raise hackles when you can't be on an Airplane or Decent Hotel because someone was JUST in Jail.

If Shad Khan had to do it all over again, he'd pick and roll Harbaugh for his San Francisco 49ers Fix. Except, the Khans are not Owning the San Francisco 49ers.

I wish this was a Bad Joke, but, it is not. Columbus is the Standard Bearer of all the Other State Capitals and you can't graffiti a Fake Smile without people getting mad. Had Urban Meyer stayed in Gainesville or Columbus, he would have been gored by the NCAA.

It would be funnier if Scooby Doo was not Potheads who didn't know better and they'd be thrown into Jail for Drug Testing. But, the smoky story is more complex than Saturday Morning Cartoons, and the Fire in the Sky is noticeable to Marion.

In the Arena Football League or arena 2, Urban Decay would be gored worse than Switzer. There is reason why Rush Propst is not going to stern USC because there would be too much temptation and chances for being Inappropriate.

Letting Bobby LaBonte Down!

 I feel that for as much attention as Bubba Wallace's Victory is getting and having became one of three Modern Era Winners who's only win is a Rain Shortened Race, I feel this proves pissing off Bobby LaBonte is proving Michael Jordan is not doing Car Guy Moves.

I'd love to see the Win because of the Homecoming of the McDonald's Sponsorship to Victory Lane for the first time since Jim Yates, Cory McClenathan, Cruz Pedregon and Tony Kanaan, but, it hits home that Decorum tells me its Real like K-Ci and Jo-Jo and this is not really a good image.

I am thinking it is a Landmark, and not having to be introduced to the 9 Days After JFK Tale on RPM 2 Night, and I feel that it is not a Brad Keselowski or Jeb Burton Day. The fact it is a Cup Series Dre Day is more than a "Mess Around and Get a Triple Double".

I am not interested in that, and I'd rather be a Ragin' Bull instead. 

Itchy, Scratchy and Snyder are Running Amok!

 I feel that these School Disruptions cost Money, and so do these Sports Disruptions. I can kid, kid, kid no matter what, but, I don't want any of my Classmate's or Peer's Kids one day wake me up and say "Tony, so and so is causing problems!" I am not the Father and that would still scare me.

Personally, the Itchy (Trevor Bauer) is running amok and I would have called the Police if he came to my Doorstep. The Itchy has became a more vicious and more violent Itchy to the Women's Community and Dodgers Officials, hindering development and making me wish the Cardinals would steal another World Series in their Forever Red.

The Scratchy (Mazepin and Dad) do not make Formula One fun. We have had Playboys and Frat Boys before, but Mazepin would really grind my gears because he is a Russian in a United States Team and I'd rather throw a Rust Belt Hero in the Indy Car before I'd trust Mazepin. Seriously, I would rather have Economic Sanctions to Russia and China to make up for our School Security.

The Snyder (Dan Snyder) adds nothing to Old DC, and it would be like having Tyler, Scumbag Justin, Scumbag's Scumbag Brother who doesn't want to Work or Go to High School, but thinks he'd weave the Colorado Avalanche into a Dynasty (Didn't Happen), the guy you'd hate for the Long Haul, and the Two Ladies you'd get too excited about saving people from. In reality, it would be 3 and it would be First and Middle Name and I would be more shattered and less better off than that of before.

Urban Decay is Showing in the Jaguars

 One of the Pet Peeves in Football is having your Leader of Men having Other Women. I feel that not that long ago, Jacksonville Jaguars Football was well known as Sacksonville. It would be akin to the Atlanta Falcons where they'd come out of nowhere, build big, spectacularly collapse and return to nowhere, except, nowhere does not have Warm or Fuzzy Feelings.

The push for a New Stadium and Local Born and Raised Ownership will get louder, and they'd rib Dan Snyder over being Itchy, Scratchy and Snyder, but Tony and Shad Khan's Wrath is not focusing on both Monday Night Football and Monday Nitro, the 2021 Version.

The Jaguars generally are St. Nowhere by the Cocktail Party, when Jacksonville is inundated with more people then they'd see all year. The Jaguars are Simpsonian in Alcoholism, Narcolepsy, and Wasting All Time Great Plays, after Limp Bizkit.

It is more like Scumbag Justin's are more common as leaders than that of Homer Simpson. If I was the General Manager or the Owner, I could survive a lot of things, but going Viral for Junk would not be one of them. 

We got Urban Decay's Number and weren't able to cash in, either. The Wrath of Khans involves Freezing General Managers, After General Managers where given 15 Years Worth of Money they Did Not Deserve, and all they did was hire their Friends.

The Fall of Kamp Krusty!

 I do not take any joy or pride in Michael Annett's Retirement from Full Season Racing as I have gotten farther and farther away from School, and the 3rd of my Edna K, Principal Skinner and Krusty the Klown have retired.

I feel that instead of Breaking News breaking a Yoga Special, which would be ironic and iconic because of The Simpsons "Kamp Krusty" Episode, it hits differently. No, it slaps differently!

I don't take the Loss of Kamp Krusty well, and I doubt the Home of the Kamp Krusty, Iowa Speedway, has XFinity on their Slate again. I'd feel like Kamp Krusty will miss the Home of the Simpsons in Portland, and none of them would want to be talked their Ear off over The Simpsons.

Actually, this would be refiled under "Actually Missing" and this would be in the Three Stooges Ward of 2021. (Also a Simpsons Reference and How We 1st Got Dr. Julius Hibbert).

This Champion Would Rather Be A Toyota before being Nursed

 I am twisting my famous "I'd Rather Be a Toyota Before being a Non-Profit" quote, especially if my Friend from my High School Years knew my frustration over my Job Search. I'd say in my earlier blog An Educated Woman and Shopping Money will get together again.

I would rather be a Toyota before being Nursed or a Non-Profit, but, the reality is I'd really want my Pontiacs back again. I'd get mad that there is not a Goody's Dash, and a lot of those guys did not want to be away from Home or their Families for Long Periods of Time, especially if they had jobs to pay for their racing.

What I am thinking Toyota is wanting the Indy Car Scene again is to get Kyle Busch, Doug Kalitta, and Antron Brown to Punish the Indianapolis 500 by Multiple Laps. I'd yell at the moon if Spencer Massey destroyed my Cars and was rude to my Ladies like it was "Don't Blame it On Texas" like Peak TNN Country was on our TV and Radios.

I'd feel like I would want to twist a Hobby Stock and twist having The Target Car and the McDonald's Car in an effort to restore Yes Sir, No Sir Professionalism. I'd want that rather than focusing on the Big Body Stock Cars exclusively.

A Woman of Troy Alumna is the Patron Saint of Shopping Money!

 I feel that Frances Haugen, a proud Woman of Troy from Iowa City West, is the Patron Saint of Shopping Money. Even though Instagram was started by a different Iowa High School Alumnus, from Des Moines Roosevelt, I'd be smiling from Ear to Ear about having Shopping Money again!

Not Biden Money, but, actual, Honest to God Shopping Money. When the West Side Story or the Little Hawk beats those who are paid Real Money to the Story, they are not wrong. People do not play with Shopping Money and it would be like the Houston Oilers.

#1 Offense!

#1 Defense! 

AND,MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

CAN'T GO DEEP TO SAVE THEIR LIFE!

I would feel Women would really move and have an attitude about Shopping Money and I would feel that it would be deeper than the Women's Rights Movement of the 1970's and I would not have minded if the Houston Oilers at least brought a Championship Home again for the Fathers, Sons, Uncles and Grandpas, but, that was not the issue.

I would not want to yell "TESTING!" as Iowa City and Iowa City West Women have changed the World before, but this is a "TESTING!" Moment.

Buy and Sell The League!

 I feel that instead of just a Hashtag, I would go All The Way In with having to Buy and Sell the League for Madcap Merchandising Reasons. I would think that Madcap Marketing would be the Only Way to Save the NWSL at this Point.

There situation is far from a Laughing Matter, and people are fed up with their heroes treated like Garbage! If we had a League Owned like the Green Bay Packers, we would not have this Frat Boy Culture.

Who would you expect for your Commissioner, Mr. X? Prince Charming would want nothing to do with this Hunger Strike, and in real life, he'd be one Self Serving Son of a Gun. If I was in charge of a League, I would make sure people would get paid fair instead of this Millennial Pipe Dream.

If we went with Madcap Merchandising, we'd have More Merchandise than Money. 

Cartoons and Narcolepsy

 I feel that Britney Spears not having a Conservator would give her license to kick the can down the road long enough to miss her 50's. What would be sad and obvious is not having a Conservator would mean the having to need to Tour and Make Music again.

That is all that sadly, is expected, and we'd be stuck with a Jerry Garcia or Michael Jackson Scenario. What would be a running joke in the Britney Spears Camp is having a Frat Boy more interested in playing Beer Pong and Good Old Fashioned Keggers than being interested in Defending Britney Spears.

What I was going to say is that we are not going to like Freeing Up Britney Spears for Good, and that kind of freedom would be poorly and rudely received like Janis Joplin and Amy Winehouse. That freedom would mean we'd miss Diana Ross Roles, and Madonna did not do Diana Ross Roles, either.

Britney Spears Camp would race in terror having to be More Krusty the Klown than Kim K's Camp and we didn't treat our Before Starlets with Kid Gloves either.

I'd rather have Class and Role Models for Kids out of Old DC

 I feel that I am mad that Dan Snyder can't pull a Medical Team together. I generally joke that he should run the DC United and the Washington Spirit, but, what makes that unholy and uncivil is if Dan Snyder was allowed with the Washington Spirit, he'd replace all the Women's Soccer Starlets and Goddesses (Which I am using neither loosely) with T and A.

I'd feel like that instead of Class, the Washington Football Team snooks the most undeserved Division Championship in the History of Division Championships. I am not a DC Sports Fan or even a Washington DC Supporter, but, it is not OK to be a National Laughingstock in the National Capitol.

Other than not doing House Arrest well, and turning it into a Different Kind of House Arrest, the degradation of Old DC can't go unnoticed. You can't be throwing Haymakers like they where a World Title Fight and get focused on a World Championship. Other than having to Anchor more than Anger, the absence of a Training Table is Painful to Watch.

We'd need both an Exorcism and a Pray Starving out of Old DC. Instead of Make Another Album, they keep doing their thing until it becomes stale and repetitive. I would laugh if the Medical Team was also the Drinking Team, and it would make for great laughs, but, generally, a lot of the History would be Honorable and not a Comic Farce.

Where does the Mariners Start Tearing Down a Talented Team Again?

 The Seattle Mariners are rightfully due if they don't make the Playoffs in the Next Few Years or the Expansion Draft comes up again, it would tear up a Promising Core. The gelatin of Mariners History has gone around like someone was upset he wasn't a Career Cub, then it became a Defensive Team, then it became one of the Best Teams in Baseball, then it became Apathetic to the Encumberment of Expectation, then, it became as bad as its City, and then, Picked Up Great Draft Picks to weave the Energy back to Safeco.

The reality is the Mariners are starting to portray a Cubs Hex in a More Public Display of Execution. And, it would be the natural push for the Expansion Draft, to get the Montreal Expos back in Baseball and Buffalo to stay in Baseball, and then it would be Apathy, Anger, Bad Teams and Safeco would be 40 and outlive the SkyDome, which would be Grounded Sooner due to COVID-19, and the Love It or List It BOB when they'd get wise to Listing Her for Good.

The Mariners play to the Mean of the City and play to the Memes before the Memes where a Thing. The Mariners do not Punishingly Play to the Cameras and For the Cameras, nor do they Play With a City just to stay in a Different City. We'd replace Fenway and Wrigley long before the said, regularly scheduled, Permenantly Disrupted Playoff Hex would be broken as Ralph Wiggum would squeefully and gleefully bounce up and down on the Jello like it was a Trampoline.

There'd be no Field of Dreams before the Field of Dreams like in Norway or Carroll where the Summer Baseball Memories grow with the Corn and Babies and Children Grow like a Weed. It would be rounding home in Lisbon and wanting a Braves-Mariners World Series before the Carpet gets ripped out unceremoniously like the Kingdome.

Florida is the William and Harry of College Football

 The Florida Gators have became the Princes William and Harry of College Football where they'd come up big but end up unemployed when the time comes. I can't take why the Gators have not done a Start to Finish Undefeated, which a Nebraska or Alabama always tends to come in the way, but, I can't take why they'd do Silly Losses, too.

FLORIDA DOES TAKEDOWNS, TOO!

I feel mad that People Forget that, even if it was to stop a Years Long Manhunt. I'd feel if I was thrown into Athletic Director/General Manager Role, having a Takedown Gators more than a Touchdown Gators would be rude and unsettling, but, the Takedowns have to be On Hours or If Women or Children or True Protected Groups where in Jeopardy.

The problem in Gator Nation is they are too happy to take a Bong Hit as long as they are talented. I'd pull wanting the Gators to come to Kinnick or the Rose Bowl to be a Marketing Ploy, but, Kids Up Here don't buy Marketing Ploys.

The fact of the matter is the Gators do not have the Talent and they can't just Hot Dog their Way through Questionable Scenarios. What is rude is that it is not just one player who'd solve their problems.

Why Not a Stock Car Equal to Pro Mod?

 I feel why not a Stock Car Equal to Pro Mod because I would want to see not necessarily a Rockford Rules, Hobby Stock or Goody's Dash Series, but, I would want to make it a Concept Stock Car Series.

The least I could dream up is having a Early 1990's Nescafe Pontiac with a 1996 Pontiac Wide Track Grand Prix or a Miller Genuine Draft Midnight Pontiac Grand Prix Paint with a 1996 Pontiac Wide Track Grand Prix among others.

I would feel a lot of it would be relationships and not just cars. I'd rather go all the way in and have a 1990's Paint Scheme on a 1970's Car and I'd want to see Derrike Cope's Purolator Car Paint on a 1995 Chevrolet Monte Carlo or The Tide Ride Wind Back Up on a 1995 Chevrolet Monte Carlo.

It would be a Stock Car Equal to Hocus Pocus, and it would be like changing a Miata to a Shelby, and Shelby People are notorious like Ball Hawks for knowing what is and isn't their build. I'd rather play NASCAR Heat for real and I'd want to play with Real Trans Am Cars, like Pontiac Firebirds and Mid 1990's Ford Mustangs among others.

It would be the bridge of the Homer Simpson "Fear of Flying" Tangent except my Mom actually has a Fear of Flying and my Dad doesn't want to be away from home long periods of time, and I'd rather play with cars for the fun of it.