The Seattle Mariners are rightfully due if they don't make the Playoffs in the Next Few Years or the Expansion Draft comes up again, it would tear up a Promising Core. The gelatin of Mariners History has gone around like someone was upset he wasn't a Career Cub, then it became a Defensive Team, then it became one of the Best Teams in Baseball, then it became Apathetic to the Encumberment of Expectation, then, it became as bad as its City, and then, Picked Up Great Draft Picks to weave the Energy back to Safeco.
The reality is the Mariners are starting to portray a Cubs Hex in a More Public Display of Execution. And, it would be the natural push for the Expansion Draft, to get the Montreal Expos back in Baseball and Buffalo to stay in Baseball, and then it would be Apathy, Anger, Bad Teams and Safeco would be 40 and outlive the SkyDome, which would be Grounded Sooner due to COVID-19, and the Love It or List It BOB when they'd get wise to Listing Her for Good.
The Mariners play to the Mean of the City and play to the Memes before the Memes where a Thing. The Mariners do not Punishingly Play to the Cameras and For the Cameras, nor do they Play With a City just to stay in a Different City. We'd replace Fenway and Wrigley long before the said, regularly scheduled, Permenantly Disrupted Playoff Hex would be broken as Ralph Wiggum would squeefully and gleefully bounce up and down on the Jello like it was a Trampoline.
There'd be no Field of Dreams before the Field of Dreams like in Norway or Carroll where the Summer Baseball Memories grow with the Corn and Babies and Children Grow like a Weed. It would be rounding home in Lisbon and wanting a Braves-Mariners World Series before the Carpet gets ripped out unceremoniously like the Kingdome.
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