Iowa's 6 Pillars of the Spring and Summer have not all fallen

I would state of the Social Events of Spring and Summer, aka, the 6 Pillars, 5 have fallen because of the Coronavirus. They are St. Patrick's Day, Drake Relays, Tulip Time, Graduations and RAGBRAI. The only one standing as of today of those 6 Pillars would be the Iowa State Fair.

I would play an overplayed and just right theory on this post, even though they are not the 6 Pillars of Ethics and Higher Learning. Even though they where posted  as 9 Dominoes, but, Steamboat Days and the Freedom Festival would be regional festivals in Southeast Iowa and East Central Iowa and the Iowa's Ride would likely collapse on its own weight before it took off.

I feel miserable we are in a "There, I Said It, You Happy?" Habit like a headier Samuel L. Jackson, but, fanning the flames would be a problem with a ticked off community. And not only we would be ticked off, but, we'd need to throw money at those un and underinsured after all this nonsense.

I feel that the downside of an Iowaland Ethic that we've been stuck with is we'd painfully underestimate the community ethic or common sense. What I don't get is putting off and off and oh yeah, OFF! a February Decision in June like it is a Joke! Not only is it a Joke, but, a J-O-K-E and having to play the worst kind of hangman, throwing more chances than the entire Solar System and Heavens can afford.

It would be easy to put off something that would break the Time-Space Continuum because it is too easy! 2020 would not be a dumpster fire as much as we have gotten one hit after another with no break or room to breathe. I would condemn half-baked theories that would get us more nowhere than we got and that is just to start with!

You couldn't shock anyone into learning that has no interest in learning and or playing by the rules! We'd have quantity of life, but, not quality of life and that is not good. The joke culture is everyday and we'd have our neighbors not attract quality people, not mind quality, take too many careless risks, not be fiscal conservative and take too many careless risks to attract people until Seattle. We'd have to make sure Movements are in the right hands or there will be serious problems we'd need to fix and that is on top of everything else.