Where is the Competitive Balance in the NFL?

 I feel where is the Competitive Balance in the NFL? For starters, Urban Decay is being drug down to Eastern Iowa and the Woodshed, like someone who says something wrong about Women's Health and Women's Justice, because we are the Commissioners of Both.

I'd want to see another Legion of Boom like EA Sports was the NFL Commissioner instead of Roger Goodell, and the fact Aaron Rodgers will likely retire before returning to Green Bay is tantamount. 

That would upset the NFC and the NFL Landscape, too.

I'd only want Dallas Undefeated to the Super Bowl just to cartoonishly ape the New York Football Giants not taking Tristan Wirfs, which was a Playoff Spot, and Philadelphia has imploded a Concrete Breaker that would have been akin to the Ice Bowl Packers, Bob Irsay being Drunk in Public at the Baltimore City Council and that took the luster of another Green Bay Packers away, and America's Team holding the House together and being apathetic at the same time, limiting Community Outreach in the Process.

And, I feel the Cold Call of Shannon Sharpe eliminated Julio Jones from being a First Ballot Millennium Falcon, and I don't want Jameis and I don't want Antonio Brown! Carolina always runs like an Antelope and Disappears and then causes trouble at once!

Mahomes does not have enough Big Guys to Pump Up a Dynasty, because those Big Guys are Either On the Shelf or Dealt Away, Baker Mayfield is needling the North when he has Women Problems, and Ben Roethlisberger is distorting the Steelers worse than Jenny Craig, and I want the Buffalo Bills to be Undefeated only to Sock it to the Man Over and Over and Over and Over and Again and Again and Again and Again and Oh Yeah, Again!

My real crux is the AFC South with the same No Early 1980's Whistle Stops, or Professionalism, and I feel Urban would try to be 2006 Florida Gators, but, the NFL and Football will be on to him.