Missouri would regret not hiring Commander In Chief Head Coach as their Coach

For as much as I've played the 3 Card Monte Angle in Head Coaching Searches (Mount Union, Northwest Missouri State, Tony Elliott) the 2nd Monte that I feel Mizzou should have looked at is the Commander in Chief. I don't know if Troy Calhoun and Ken Niumatalo would be NFL Hires, but, I feel Jeff Monken would have left a nerve to Illinois Territory Peoria and Lovie Smith's Job Security, even after the Homecoming Date they'll remember forever and was one of 3 Wisconsin Losses.

To me, the Chicago to Columbia loop would not have been as conventional as Chicago to St. Louis, but, it would have looped the rare air of Kansas City to Chicago Recruiting. I hate just playing with the sands of time, but, Illinois would need to win like Illinois again, Les Miles would need a Winning Season, Iowa would need a Conference, and Nebraska having a 6 Figure Arrest or Arrests away from a Good Bowl and Kansas State, out of all that wilderness, would need a National Championship that they never got at School.

To think, Kansas State's 2003 Big XII Championship Upset would have sent Oklahoma and LSU to Tempe and we would have a more compentent Florida State led by Bobby Bowden in Pasadena and K-State would have gone from the Graveyard to the Orange Bowl and Miami (OH) and USC would have played for a National Championship, and that would have cemented the Rose Bowl's Non-Traditional Years, especially if BYU was a hair from the Rose Bowl in 2001.

I'd hate to keep dumping more revisionist history, but if Norm Stewart and Gary Pinkel where apart of the Program at the Same Time, it would fortify Missouri. Even though they hired Eli Drinkwitz already, and Appalachian State sure ain't happy to dance with a New Head Coach Hire, I feel Rutgers has everything to do with everything with having to consider what options exist, because I wouldn't offload an Ottumwa High Alum and proceed to make the New York City Sports Scene madder by hiring a Second Term.

The fact Arkansas hired Pittman is not going unnoticed. Tulsa can't light the Scoreboard, there is no promise on Rattler, Gary Paranoid will get Promoted from Fort Worth to Arlington, they wouldn't go anywhere with Kiffin or Jimbo, and I don't know if the King would hold true and Georgia let Bobo wash out and Tucker couldn't keep melting before Ski Season, or he wouldn't hold the Program.